Larry Scott couch sale
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Remember when everybody laughed at BYU for a solid week for bitching out of a game only to then watch UW bitch out of two games?
And remember when everybody laughed at Oregon for like 10 straight days and printed and sold T-shirts to rub it in, only to immediately get cucked and watch Oregon win the conference, print T-shirts, and wipe their dicks across our faces?
And remember when everybody laughed at Texas for a whole week for being dumb enough to hire Sark, piled on Sark and Texas really hard in at least 81 different threads here, only for Sark to text "U up?" to UW's best assistant, watch him bail, an then read hint after hint that the program is collapsing from within?
If there's one thing the last four games and change have taught me, it's that I'm not saying a fucking thing about Larry Scott right now. Not one fucking thing... -
I don’t know too much about the man, but what I do know leads me to believe I know who the perfect candidate to replace Larry Scott should be.
✅ Experienced with TV deals.
✅ Understands the concept of sports as entertainment.
✅ Experience with bankrupt football leagues.
✅ Knows how to rig the outcome for maximum profit.
✅ Will allow steroid use, helping even the playing field with the SEC’s recruiting advantage.
✅ Stance on violence towards referees: pro.
✅ Involved with the Special Olympics, so he understands what the Pac-12 can offer.
✅ Knows how to pander to drunk hicks, an important skill in the world of college football.
As a bonus, I can already picture him presenting Clay Helton with a championship trophy.
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I like this idea, I like it a lot. But hire his daughter who is probably bristling that she hasn't been handed the reigns yet. And, well, she'd probably get along pretty well with Jen Cohen...RatherBeBrewing said:I don’t know too much about the man, but what I do know leads me to believe I know who the perfect candidate to replace Larry Scott should be.
✅ Experienced with TV deals.
✅ Understands the concept of sports as entertainment.
✅ Experience with bankrupt football leagues.
✅ Knows how to rig the outcome for maximum profit.
✅ Will allow steroid use, helping even the playing field with the SEC’s recruiting advantage.
✅ Stance on violence towards referees: pro.
✅ Involved with the Special Olympics, so he understands what the Pac-12 can offer.
✅ Knows how to pander to drunk hicks, an important skill in the world of college football.
As a bonus, I can already picture him presenting Clay Helton with a championship trophy.
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They would always be naturally socially distanced, so that would work from a pandemic standpoint.Emoterman said:
I like this idea, I like it a lot. But hire his daughter who is probably bristling that she hasn't been handed the reigns yet. And, well, she'd probably get along pretty well with Jen Cohen... -
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Gadzooks!Emoterman said:
I like this idea, I like it a lot. But hire his daughter who is probably bristling that she hasn't been handed the reigns yet. And, well, she'd probably get along pretty well with Jen Cohen...RatherBeBrewing said:I don’t know too much about the man, but what I do know leads me to believe I know who the perfect candidate to replace Larry Scott should be.
✅ Experienced with TV deals.
✅ Understands the concept of sports as entertainment.
✅ Experience with bankrupt football leagues.
✅ Knows how to rig the outcome for maximum profit.
✅ Will allow steroid use, helping even the playing field with the SEC’s recruiting advantage.
✅ Stance on violence towards referees: pro.
✅ Involved with the Special Olympics, so he understands what the Pac-12 can offer.
✅ Knows how to pander to drunk hicks, an important skill in the world of college football.
As a bonus, I can already picture him presenting Clay Helton with a championship trophy. -
2 solid Office references thus far in this thread. I like it.CuntWaffle said:Larry Scott from now until June 30th
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Larry gone removes an excuse for fans & ADs. Tim to get serious and make a good hire. Don't get another scapegoat.
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lmao, kudos to this guy for going all in. -
i dont get the fascination with oliver luck. -
Epic.rodmansrage said:
lmao, kudos to this guy for going all in. -
Replace XFL with Pac 12RatherBeBrewing said:I don’t know too much about the man, but what I do know leads me to believe I know who the perfect candidate to replace Larry Scott should be.
✅ Experienced with TV deals.
✅ Understands the concept of sports as entertainment.
✅ Experience with bankrupt football leagues.
✅ Knows how to rig the outcome for maximum profit.
✅ Will allow steroid use, helping even the playing field with the SEC’s recruiting advantage.
✅ Stance on violence towards referees: pro.
✅ Involved with the Special Olympics, so he understands what the Pac-12 can offer.
✅ Knows how to pander to drunk hicks, an important skill in the world of college football.
As a bonus, I can already picture him presenting Clay Helton with a championship trophy.
https://youtu.be/1d4smlQOrVY
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Oliver Luck is Larry Scott part 2. Fuck the good ol boy network. Luck was a shitty AD and the XFL folded.
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Exactly. What's the argument for Oliver Luck again?
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Only thing I would say is that at least Oliver has a background in football. I fear he is too PC to fix what ails the Pac though.RoadDawg55 said:Oliver Luck is Larry Scott part 2. Fuck the good ol boy network. Luck was a shitty AD and the XFL folded.
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Gladstone said:
Exactly. What's the argument for Oliver Luck again?
Anything else?RoadDawg55 said:Oliver Luck is Larry Scott part 2. Fuck the good ol boy network. Luck was a shitty AD and the XFL folded.
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One of his sperms became Andrew Luck.Gladstone said:Exactly. What's the argument for Oliver Luck again?
Luck knows the right people in an industry that is largely about connections. His background is football, not the Indonesian Badminton Tour.
Luck ran NFL Europe, so he has experience with futile efforts to promote football to people who don’t care about football.
He was in charge of NCAA wrist slaps for a while, maybe that’s important. Probably not.
But yeah, he’s not the perfect choice. Greg Byrne is a way better option, and I’m sure everyone here will keep an open mind about the guy who grew up in Eugene and was the liaison between Uncle Phil and the university that led to Oregon’s rebranding and the start of the facilities and stadium upgrade.
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Sign me up for ByrneRatherBeBrewing said:
One of his sperms became Andrew Luck.Gladstone said:Exactly. What's the argument for Oliver Luck again?
Luck knows the right people in an industry that is largely about connections. His background is football, not the Indonesian Badminton Tour.
Luck ran NFL Europe, so he has experience with futile efforts to promote football to people who don’t care about football.
He was in charge of NCAA wrist slaps for a while, maybe that’s important. Probably not.
But yeah, he’s not the perfect choice. Greg Byrne is a way better option, and I’m sure everyone here will keep an open mind about the guy who grew up in Eugene and was the liaison between Uncle Phil and the university that led to Oregon’s rebranding and the start of the facilities and stadium upgrade. -
I wonder if he ever used “feel the Byrne” as a pickup line. I know I would. It looks like he went to Arizona State so that may have been misinterpreted there.dnc said:
Sign me up for ByrneRatherBeBrewing said:
One of his sperms became Andrew Luck.Gladstone said:Exactly. What's the argument for Oliver Luck again?
Luck knows the right people in an industry that is largely about connections. His background is football, not the Indonesian Badminton Tour.
Luck ran NFL Europe, so he has experience with futile efforts to promote football to people who don’t care about football.
He was in charge of NCAA wrist slaps for a while, maybe that’s important. Probably not.
But yeah, he’s not the perfect choice. Greg Byrne is a way better option, and I’m sure everyone here will keep an open mind about the guy who grew up in Eugene and was the liaison between Uncle Phil and the university that led to Oregon’s rebranding and the start of the facilities and stadium upgrade.
Byrne is the obvious choice. His dad was UO’s AD before Nebraska hired him away, and when he was hired away from Nebraska their decline began. His whole life he was raised to be an athletic administrator. Helped Oregon State get Dennis Erickson, Dan Mullen for Miss State, and RichRod for Arizona. So at worst he’ll get us one great TV contract and then leave before any scandals happen - which is more than we could ask for. -
I wanted Byrne for AD in 2016. Glad you all like him now but it’s too fucking late. We are full.
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bingo.RatherBeBrewing said:
One of his sperms became Andrew Luck.Gladstone said:Exactly. What's the argument for Oliver Luck again?
Luck knows the right people in an industry that is largely about connections. His background is football, not the Indonesian Badminton Tour.
Luck ran NFL Europe, so he has experience with futile efforts to promote football to people who don’t care about football.
He was in charge of NCAA wrist slaps for a while, maybe that’s important. Probably not.
But yeah, he’s not the perfect choice. Greg Byrne is a way better option, and I’m sure everyone here will keep an open mind about the guy who grew up in Eugene and was the liaison between Uncle Phil and the university that led to Oregon’s rebranding and the start of the facilities and stadium upgrade.
he was also the AD at west fuckin virginia!
he just needed more tim with the xfl! nfl competition always does well! it was gonna blow up!
tbh, whoever the p12 hires, its not going to matter. i dont think any p12 member institutions 'care' about football as they should. usc was (and could be again?) massive but fuck me, they care more about getting aunt becky's kids (bribes work) into school rather than having snoop on the sidelines again. -
Good riddance, asshole! Thanks for ruining my Pac dreams.
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I posted it earlier in the thread as a joke.rodmansrage said:
i dont get the fascination with oliver luck.
But all the while I did know that some lazy blue check would push him for the job sooner or later.
I’m not a smart man, but it’s ridiculous how easy it is to predict the next moves for those in power for the West Coast. And it doesn’t really matter what the subject or industry may be.
Someone, or should I say Sometwo, just turn the keys in unison and get it over with once and for all. -
*imbecilesLawDawg1 said:Why wait? Fire his ass now. Door. Ass. Out. Don’t let some idiot who has been fired to poison the well any further. Fucking embeciles.
