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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,794 Founders Club

    Football in the fall, basketball in the winter, baseball track and field in the spring, construction work in the summer.

    FTFY

    Because if you're serious about football or basketball, why not play a sport where you get faster instead of one where you just stand around in a field or sit on a bench?
    sad but true.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    PurpleJ said:

    TheGlove said:

    TheGlove said:

    Wore one and had a vasectomy.

    Abundance.

    There is only one option here...DIAFF

    My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
    Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

    *true when I had babies 10 years ago
    No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

    Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
    Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.
    Football in the fall, basketball in the winter, baseball in the spring, construction work in the summer.

    Pussies.
    Calling people pussies while admitting to playing baseball is ironic.
    I don't hate America.

    HTH
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913
    TheGlove said:

    DeepSeaZ said:

    Fact. You can't hold a kid in your arms while drinking beer forever. Fuckers get heavy. The entire goal of wearing one of these is to get the kid,to,sleep or at least be quiet. If it works, wear it.

    No way dude. If you wear one of those, you are a pussy. Ask manly man Damone. If you can't hold your baby long enough, hit the gym.
    Do you even bjorn bro?
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    Tilting at windmills, Damone, every poast.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    Tilting at windmills, Damone, every poast.

    You don't get it....at all

  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    I get that you're a massive cunt that is unable to deal with modernity and change. You really were funnier the first 23 times.
  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam

    TheGlove said:

    Wore one and had a vasectomy.

    Abundance.

    There is only one option here...DIAFF

    My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned pregnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
    Word. Plus a backpack has a little flip-out goddammit so once the damn kid falls asleep, you can set them down and go about your business. Jam some fuckin towels or shit in there to keep them upright if they are young.
  • DugtheDoog
    DugtheDoog Member Posts: 3,180
    How would Fetters have to hold a baby? I don't think one of those faggy 75k packs would fit him and I don't think his arms can reach past his stomach to hold the baby. I guess first things first, and that's finding a woman to have sex with you.
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    edited June 2014

    I get that you're a massive cunt that is unable to deal with modernity and change. You really funnier the first 23 times.

    Point. Proven. You don't get it. Even a little.

    Lighten up Francis.
  • ThomasFremont
    ThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325


    I get that you're a massive cunt that is unable to deal with modernity and change. You really funnier the first 23 times.

    Point. Proven. You don't get it. Even a little.

    Lighten up Francis.
    He's having a rough day

    #TheStruggle
  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,728 Founders Club

    TheGlove said:

    TheGlove said:

    Wore one and had a vasectomy.

    Abundance.

    There is only one option here...DIAFF

    My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
    Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

    *true when I had babies 10 years ago
    No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

    Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
    Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosseRugby in the spring.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,665 Standard Supporter

    I get that you're a massive cunt that is unable to deal with modernity and change. You really were funnier the first 23 times.


    So you're one of the pussy whipped types I've seen walking with one of those things up there with their wives/baby mamas next to them.

  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320

    I get that you're a massive cunt that is unable to deal with modernity and change. You really were funnier the first 23 times.


    So you're one of the pussy whipped types I've seen walking with one of those things up there with their wives/baby mamas next to them.

    The baby bjorns are idiotic, Damone just took it personally when I downvoted him.
  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499

    How would Fetters have to hold a baby? I don't think one of those faggy 75k packs would fit him and I don't think his arms can reach past his stomach to hold the baby. I guess first things first, and that's finding a woman to have sex with you.

    No one would let Fetters hold their baby for the simple risk of him getting hungry (which is pretty much always.)
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    How would Fetters have to hold a baby? I don't think one of those faggy 75k packs would fit him and I don't think his arms can reach past his stomach to hold the baby. I guess first things first, and that's finding a woman to have sex with you.

    No one would let Fetters hold their baby for the simple risk of him getting hungry (which is pretty much always.)
    image

    huh?

  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,144
    Damone is right, but I'm ashamed to admit I used one of these once while at my cousins. I had forgotten the stroller and these fucks decided they wanted to take a Christmas hike. They had an old baby bjorne in the basement that I used in lieu of having no stroller. It felt wrong, but oh well.

    Please don't cut off my nuts. It was a one time thing and it won't happen again.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    Damone is right, but I'm ashamed to admit I used one of these once while at my cousins. I had forgotten the stroller and these fucks decided they wanted to take a Christmas hike. They had an old baby bjorne in the basement that I used in lieu of having no stroller. It felt wrong, but oh well.

    Please don't cut off my nuts. It was a one time thing and it won't happen again.

    Too late

  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    This guy thinks baby Bjorn's are for bad asses, and believes in infant safety.

    image
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    McRib said:

    If you fuckers can't see the need to protect your baby then fuck you.
    I'll personally kick ALL of your asses.

    nominated

  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,317 Founders Club

    TheGlove said:

    TheGlove said:

    Wore one and had a vasectomy.

    Abundance.

    There is only one option here...DIAFF

    My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
    Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.

    *true when I had babies 10 years ago
    No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.

    Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
    Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.
    Soccer and lacrosse. Both gay.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    McRib said:

    If you fuckers can't see the need to protect your baby then fuck you.
    I'll personally kick ALL of your asses.

    YBE.

    You should rock this:

    image

    Makes you look TUFF!