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MikeDamone
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If you plan on wearing one of these when you have a kid, please get a vasectomy. If you already have a kid and wore one of these, DIAF.
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It takes a special kind of lazy American cunt to use one of those instead of an actual arm to hold a kid.
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Or in a pinch like if the old lady is gone and you need to take the kid with fishing with you, have some dignity and throw the little runt in a backpack.TierbsHsotBoobs said:It takes a special kind of lazy American cunt to use one of those instead of an actual arm to hold a kid.
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Getting the gasoline and matches now. FYFMFEMikeDamone said:If you plan on wearing one of these when you have a kid, please get a vasectomy. If you already have a kid and wore one of these, DIAF.
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Wore one and had a vasectomy.
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Fact. You can't hold a kid in your arms while drinking beer forever. Fuckers get heavy. The entire goal of wearing one of these is to get the kid,to,sleep or at least be quiet. If it works, wear it.
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No way dude. If you wear one of those, you are a pussy. Ask manly man Damone. If you can't hold your baby long enough, hit the gym.DeepSeaZ said:Fact. You can't hold a kid in your arms while drinking beer forever. Fuckers get heavy. The entire goal of wearing one of these is to get the kid,to,sleep or at least be quiet. If it works, wear it.
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DeepSeaZ said:
Fact. You can't hold a kid in your arms while
drinking beerdriving on the freeway at 90mph snorting blow off of a hooker's ass forever. Fuckers get heavy. The entire goal of wearing one of these is to get the kid,to,sleep or at least be quiet. If it works, wear it. -
The gym isn't a problem for me and my MMA buddies. LOL. Seriously though, these things save backs.TheGlove said:
No way dude. If you wear one of those, you are a pussy. Ask manly man Damone. If you can't hold your baby long enough, hit the gym.DeepSeaZ said:Fact. You can't hold a kid in your arms while drinking beer forever. Fuckers get heavy. The entire goal of wearing one of these is to get the kid,to,sleep or at least be quiet. If it works, wear it.
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REAL men leave the baby holding to the womenfolk.DeepSeaZ said:
The gym isn't a problem for me and my MMA buddies. LOL. Seriously though, these things save backs.TheGlove said:
No way dude. If you wear one of those, you are a pussy. Ask manly man Damone. If you can't hold your baby long enough, hit the gym.DeepSeaZ said:Fact. You can't hold a kid in your arms while drinking beer forever. Fuckers get heavy. The entire goal of wearing one of these is to get the kid,to,sleep or at least be quiet. If it works, wear it.
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There is only one option here...DIAFFTheGlove said:Wore one and had a vasectomy.
Abundance.
My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned pregnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake. -
Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.MikeDamone said:
There is only one option here...DIAFFTheGlove said:Wore one and had a vasectomy.
Abundance.
My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
*true when I had babies 10 years ago -
Typical guilty white Seattle liberal pussified father.TheGlove said:Wore one and had a vasectomy.
Abundance. -
No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.TheGlove said:
Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.MikeDamone said:
There is only one option here...DIAFFTheGlove said:Wore one and had a vasectomy.
Abundance.
My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
*true when I had babies 10 years ago
Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
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Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.MikeDamone said:
No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.TheGlove said:
Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.MikeDamone said:
There is only one option here...DIAFFTheGlove said:Wore one and had a vasectomy.
Abundance.
My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
*true when I had babies 10 years ago
Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along... -
You don't choose soccer and lacrosse, they choose you.MikeDamone said:
No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.TheGlove said:
Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.MikeDamone said:
There is only one option here...DIAFFTheGlove said:Wore one and had a vasectomy.
Abundance.
My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
*true when I had babies 10 years ago
Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
But seriously, your shtick about women ruling over men is very revealing about your psyche. Do you have something you'd like to get off your chest, Mike? -
NTTAWWTGrundleStiltzkin said:
Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.MikeDamone said:
No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.TheGlove said:
Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.MikeDamone said:
There is only one option here...DIAFFTheGlove said:Wore one and had a vasectomy.
Abundance.
My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
*true when I had babies 10 years ago
Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along... -
Nothing is more manly than wrestling. LOL.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
NTTAWWTGrundleStiltzkin said:
Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.MikeDamone said:
No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.TheGlove said:
Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.MikeDamone said:
There is only one option here...DIAFFTheGlove said:Wore one and had a vasectomy.
Abundance.
My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
*true when I had babies 10 years ago
Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along... -
It's more like fall club soccer, snowboarding, Lacrosse.....GrundleStiltzkin said:
Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.MikeDamone said:
No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.TheGlove said:
Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.MikeDamone said:
There is only one option here...DIAFFTheGlove said:Wore one and had a vasectomy.
Abundance.
My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
*true when I had babies 10 years ago
Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
If you can't see the parallels with how soccer got it's roots in the country and how Lacrosse is taking off, I can't help you.
bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2012/06/06/problem-lax-bros/ -
In the words of one of my two fathers "Father's day fucking sucks". He goes fishing every year and tells us if we call him while he is fishing he will kill us.
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Touché Damoan. That article was stomach turning, very much CollegeDoog's racket.MikeDamone said:
It's more like fall club soccer, snowboarding, Lacrosse.....GrundleStiltzkin said:
Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.MikeDamone said:
No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.TheGlove said:
Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.MikeDamone said:
There is only one option here...DIAFFTheGlove said:Wore one and had a vasectomy.
Abundance.
My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
*true when I had babies 10 years ago
Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
If you can't see the parallels with how soccer got it's roots in the country and how Lacrosse is taking off, I can't help you.
bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2012/06/06/problem-lax-bros/
What I've personally seen of lacrosse out here is different than that. The kids my boys play lacrosse with are 90% football players first. The handful of soccer kids don't handle the physicality well. And parents telling themselves that lacrosse is a safe, PC replacement for football are fucking stupid. -
I was basically pointing out the elitist, white upper middle class roots of both sports in America. Pretty much club and private school participation only until it became more mainstream, but still largely a white middle to upper class thing. And yes, a lot of parents are stupid.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Touché Damoan. That article was stomach turning, very much CollegeDoog's racket.MikeDamone said:
It's more like fall club soccer, snowboarding, Lacrosse.....GrundleStiltzkin said:
Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.MikeDamone said:
No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.TheGlove said:
Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.MikeDamone said:
There is only one option here...DIAFFTheGlove said:Wore one and had a vasectomy.
Abundance.
My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
*true when I had babies 10 years ago
Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
If you can't see the parallels with how soccer got it's roots in the country and how Lacrosse is taking off, I can't help you.
bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2012/06/06/problem-lax-bros/
What I've personally seen of lacrosse out here is different than that. The kids my boys play lacrosse with are 90% football players first. The handful of soccer kids don't handle the physicality well. And parents telling themselves that lacrosse is a safe, PC replacement for football are fucking stupid. -
If you're just here to bash elitist, white upper middle class people you won't last long.MikeDamone said:
I was basically pointing out the elitist, white upper middle class roots of both sports in America. Pretty much club and private school participation only until it became more mainstream, but still largely a white middle to upper class thing. And yes, a lot of parents are stupid.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Touché Damoan. That article was stomach turning, very much CollegeDoog's racket.MikeDamone said:
It's more like fall club soccer, snowboarding, Lacrosse.....GrundleStiltzkin said:
Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.MikeDamone said:
No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.TheGlove said:
Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.MikeDamone said:
There is only one option here...DIAFFTheGlove said:Wore one and had a vasectomy.
Abundance.
My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
*true when I had babies 10 years ago
Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
If you can't see the parallels with how soccer got it's roots in the country and how Lacrosse is taking off, I can't help you.
bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2012/06/06/problem-lax-bros/
What I've personally seen of lacrosse out here is different than that. The kids my boys play lacrosse with are 90% football players first. The handful of soccer kids don't handle the physicality well. And parents telling themselves that lacrosse is a safe, PC replacement for football are fucking stupid. -
When was a I bashing?TierbsHsotBoobs said:
If you're just here to bash elitist, white upper middle class people you won't last long.MikeDamone said:
I was basically pointing out the elitist, white upper middle class roots of both sports in America. Pretty much club and private school participation only until it became more mainstream, but still largely a white middle to upper class thing. And yes, a lot of parents are stupid.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Touché Damoan. That article was stomach turning, very much CollegeDoog's racket.MikeDamone said:
It's more like fall club soccer, snowboarding, Lacrosse.....GrundleStiltzkin said:
Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.MikeDamone said:
No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.TheGlove said:
Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.MikeDamone said:
There is only one option here...DIAFFTheGlove said:Wore one and had a vasectomy.
Abundance.
My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
*true when I had babies 10 years ago
Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
If you can't see the parallels with how soccer got it's roots in the country and how Lacrosse is taking off, I can't help you.
bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2012/06/06/problem-lax-bros/
What I've personally seen of lacrosse out here is different than that. The kids my boys play lacrosse with are 90% football players first. The handful of soccer kids don't handle the physicality well. And parents telling themselves that lacrosse is a safe, PC replacement for football are fucking stupid. -
Football in the fall, basketball in the winter, baseball in the spring, construction work in the summer.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.MikeDamone said:
No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.TheGlove said:
Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.MikeDamone said:
There is only one option here...DIAFFTheGlove said:Wore one and had a vasectomy.
Abundance.
My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
*true when I had babies 10 years ago
Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
Pussies. -
The difference is lacrosse is a hell of a lot more fun to watch. 15-11 > 1 - nilMikeDamone said:
It's more like fall club soccer, snowboarding, Lacrosse.....GrundleStiltzkin said:
Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.MikeDamone said:
No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.TheGlove said:
Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.MikeDamone said:
There is only one option here...DIAFFTheGlove said:Wore one and had a vasectomy.
Abundance.
My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
*true when I had babies 10 years ago
Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
If you can't see the parallels with how soccer got it's roots in the country and how Lacrosse is taking off, I can't help you.
bostonmagazine.com/news/blog/2012/06/06/problem-lax-bros/
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Pussy whipped fruitcake is going into the rotation.MikeDamone said:
There is only one option here...DIAFFTheGlove said:Wore one and had a vasectomy.
Abundance.
My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned pregnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake. -
Calling people pussies while admitting to playing baseball is ironic.ThomasFremont said:
Football in the fall, basketball in the winter, baseball in the spring, construction work in the summer.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Damoan, do we need to take the (lacrosse) gloves off again? Never, ever put lacrosse within 81 words of soccer. Football in the fall, wrestle in the winter, and play lacrosse in the spring.MikeDamone said:
No surprise that after women get their husbands to strap these things on they then are successful at getting their husbands to agree that soccer and lacrosse are a better choice than football.TheGlove said:
Had a baby backpack too BUT kids have to be a certain age/size before they can be in the backpack* so the Baby Bjorn or similar is used.MikeDamone said:
There is only one option here...DIAFFTheGlove said:Wore one and had a vasectomy.
Abundance.
My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned regnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake.
*true when I had babies 10 years ago
Pussifaction of American continues, and some of you just go right along...
Pussies.
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pussy whipped fruitcake superiority guyMikeDamone said:
There is only one option here...DIAFFTheGlove said:Wore one and had a vasectomy.
Abundance.
My point here is you don't need to look like a god damned pregnant lady with a faggy front holder. The backpack works fine and you don't look like a pussy whipped fruitcake. -
FTFYThomasFremont said:Football in the fall, basketball in the winter,
baseballtrack and field in the spring, construction work in the summer.
Because if you're serious about football or basketball, why not play a sport where you get faster instead of one where you just stand around in a field or sit on a bench?
