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  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,041 Standard Supporter
    dflea said:

    TurdBomber said:

    dflea said:

    TurdBomber said:

    dflea said:

    The first new truck I ever owned was in my driveway for about 4 minutes before one of my kids pulled into the driveway on his bike, wobbled a second, and then tipped over and stuck the handlebar into the side of the bed.

    Ah, the times that kid narrowly avoided death and didn't even realize it.

    Amazing what grows in your water jugs when you can't afford indoor plumbing. Poor kids.

    Probably immune to giardia, though. That's a plus.
    Do you have to fag out every thread with your retarded bullshit? Didn't your dad give you enough attention when you were growing up?

    Get lost, leg humper.
    Nobody cares about your skinny family tree, retard. Thanks for spoiling the gene pool.
    lol

    It's funny watching you try to be funny. You suck at it.

    It's probably because you're a fucking retard.
    Stop plagiarizing my shit, fucko.

    And sit your fat angry diabetic ass down before you rupture a vessel, fatty.
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,317 Founders Club
    TurdBomber said:

    dflea said:

    TurdBomber said:

    dflea said:

    TurdBomber said:

    dflea said:

    The first new truck I ever owned was in my driveway for about 4 minutes before one of my kids pulled into the driveway on his bike, wobbled a second, and then tipped over and stuck the handlebar into the side of the bed.

    Ah, the times that kid narrowly avoided death and didn't even realize it.

    Amazing what grows in your water jugs when you can't afford indoor plumbing. Poor kids.

    Probably immune to giardia, though. That's a plus.
    Do you have to fag out every thread with your retarded bullshit? Didn't your dad give you enough attention when you were growing up?

    Get lost, leg humper.
    Nobody cares about your skinny family tree, retard. Thanks for spoiling the gene pool.
    lol

    It's funny watching you try to be funny. You suck at it.

    It's probably because you're a fucking retard.
    Stop plagiarizing my shit, fucko.

    And sit your fat angry diabetic ass down before you rupture a vessel, fatty.
    @dflea ain’t fat.
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  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,041 Standard Supporter
    YellowSnow said:

    TurdBomber said:

    dflea said:

    TurdBomber said:

    dflea said:

    TurdBomber said:

    dflea said:

    The first new truck I ever owned was in my driveway for about 4 minutes before one of my kids pulled into the driveway on his bike, wobbled a second, and then tipped over and stuck the handlebar into the side of the bed.

    Ah, the times that kid narrowly avoided death and didn't even realize it.

    Amazing what grows in your water jugs when you can't afford indoor plumbing. Poor kids.

    Probably immune to giardia, though. That's a plus.
    Do you have to fag out every thread with your retarded bullshit? Didn't your dad give you enough attention when you were growing up?

    Get lost, leg humper.
    Nobody cares about your skinny family tree, retard. Thanks for spoiling the gene pool.
    lol

    It's funny watching you try to be funny. You suck at it.

    It's probably because you're a fucking retard.
    Stop plagiarizing my shit, fucko.

    And sit your fat angry diabetic ass down before you rupture a vessel, fatty.
    @dflea ain’t fat.
    But he needs your help standing up. Sad.
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  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,066
    dflea said:

    UW_Doog_Bot said:

    creepycoug said:

    dflea said:

    I remember my kids in school phase.

    I am about $34,000 and a semester away from being in your current phase, and I can't fucking wait.
    Fuck you both. At least college might be extinct by the tim my kids hit that age.
    I'm afraid that even if that's the case, they'll find another way to be an albatross around your neck for half a decade or more. There's no way out of it at this point, brother. Sit back, and if you did it right, they'll be anxious and able to get out on their own before you know it.

    Race has to have been through this like 20 times by now.
    Yeah, this is true. Something always comes up.
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  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    TurdBomber said:

    YellowSnow said:

    TurdBomber said:

    dflea said:

    TurdBomber said:

    dflea said:

    TurdBomber said:

    dflea said:

    The first new truck I ever owned was in my driveway for about 4 minutes before one of my kids pulled into the driveway on his bike, wobbled a second, and then tipped over and stuck the handlebar into the side of the bed.

    Ah, the times that kid narrowly avoided death and didn't even realize it.

    Amazing what grows in your water jugs when you can't afford indoor plumbing. Poor kids.

    Probably immune to giardia, though. That's a plus.
    Do you have to fag out every thread with your retarded bullshit? Didn't your dad give you enough attention when you were growing up?

    Get lost, leg humper.
    Nobody cares about your skinny family tree, retard. Thanks for spoiling the gene pool.
    lol

    It's funny watching you try to be funny. You suck at it.

    It's probably because you're a fucking retard.
    Stop plagiarizing my shit, fucko.

    And sit your fat angry diabetic ass down before you rupture a vessel, fatty.
    @dflea ain’t fat.
    But he needs your help standing up. Sad.
    What a whiny faggot you are. You're clearly struggling here. Instead of spending the day showing everyone here what a dumbfuck you are, you should go fuck off instead. Then set yourself on fire.
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  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,041 Standard Supporter
    dflea said:

    TurdBomber said:

    YellowSnow said:

    TurdBomber said:

    dflea said:

    TurdBomber said:

    dflea said:

    TurdBomber said:

    dflea said:

    The first new truck I ever owned was in my driveway for about 4 minutes before one of my kids pulled into the driveway on his bike, wobbled a second, and then tipped over and stuck the handlebar into the side of the bed.

    Ah, the times that kid narrowly avoided death and didn't even realize it.

    Amazing what grows in your water jugs when you can't afford indoor plumbing. Poor kids.

    Probably immune to giardia, though. That's a plus.
    Do you have to fag out every thread with your retarded bullshit? Didn't your dad give you enough attention when you were growing up?

    Get lost, leg humper.
    Nobody cares about your skinny family tree, retard. Thanks for spoiling the gene pool.
    lol

    It's funny watching you try to be funny. You suck at it.

    It's probably because you're a fucking retard.
    Stop plagiarizing my shit, fucko.

    And sit your fat angry diabetic ass down before you rupture a vessel, fatty.
    @dflea ain’t fat.
    But he needs your help standing up. Sad.
    What a whiny faggot you are. You're clearly struggling here. Instead of spending the day showing everyone here what a dumbfuck you are, you should go fuck off instead. Then set yourself on fire.
    @dflea BP 190 over 135. And rising fast.

    Fish ain't biting today, fishfucker?

    Good thing you got that EBT card.
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  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    TurdBomber said:

    dflea said:

    TurdBomber said:

    YellowSnow said:

    TurdBomber said:

    dflea said:

    TurdBomber said:

    dflea said:

    TurdBomber said:

    dflea said:

    The first new truck I ever owned was in my driveway for about 4 minutes before one of my kids pulled into the driveway on his bike, wobbled a second, and then tipped over and stuck the handlebar into the side of the bed.

    Ah, the times that kid narrowly avoided death and didn't even realize it.

    Amazing what grows in your water jugs when you can't afford indoor plumbing. Poor kids.

    Probably immune to giardia, though. That's a plus.
    Do you have to fag out every thread with your retarded bullshit? Didn't your dad give you enough attention when you were growing up?

    Get lost, leg humper.
    Nobody cares about your skinny family tree, retard. Thanks for spoiling the gene pool.
    lol

    It's funny watching you try to be funny. You suck at it.

    It's probably because you're a fucking retard.
    Stop plagiarizing my shit, fucko.

    And sit your fat angry diabetic ass down before you rupture a vessel, fatty.
    @dflea ain’t fat.
    But he needs your help standing up. Sad.
    What a whiny faggot you are. You're clearly struggling here. Instead of spending the day showing everyone here what a dumbfuck you are, you should go fuck off instead. Then set yourself on fire.
    @dflea BP 190 over 135. And rising fast.

    Fish ain't biting today, fishfucker?

    Good thing you got that EBT card.
    You bit, you fucking garbage fish.

    You're just too stupid to realize that now you're laying on bank bleeding from the gills and a seagull is about to pick your eyeball out.

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  • rodmansrage
    rodmansrage Member Posts: 6,379
    PurpleThrobber said:




    How are the hot teachers supposed to have sex with their boy toys with this virtual bullshit?





    yes, ive heard it was hacked but still...
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  • georgiaduck
    georgiaduck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,623 Swaye's Wigwam
    My daughter reminds me every day she'll be in college next year. She just accepted a soccer scholarship to a D1 school in North Carolina so she will leave in early July to start training with the team. Not sure I would say I'm counting the days- but I am excited she gets to do what she's worked hard for over the last eight or so years.
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  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    UW_Doog_Bot said:

    georgiaduck said:

    My daughter reminds me every day she'll be in college next year. She just accepted a soccer scholarship to a D1 school in North Carolina so she will leave in early July to start training with the team. Not sure I would say I'm counting the days- but I am excited she gets to do what she's worked hard for over the last eight or so years.


    lol

    So glad I had no daughters.
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  • section8
    section8 Member Posts: 1,581
    Hasn’t been bad so far, 3rd grader is bored because he already know how to use Office and the internet and doesn’t need hand holding like most of his class seems to. Finishes his work fast and moves on to Minecraft.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    section8 said:

    Hasn’t been bad so far, 3rd grader is bored because he already know how to use Office and the internet and doesn’t need hand holding like most of his class seems to. Finishes his work fast and moves on to Minecraft.

    Tell him to learn power bi and I'll pay him 50 bucks
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  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    Pitchfork51 said:

    section8 said:

    Hasn’t been bad so far, 3rd grader is bored because he already know how to use Office and the internet and doesn’t need hand holding like most of his class seems to. Finishes his work fast and moves on to Minecraft.

    Tell him to learn power bi and I'll pay him 50 bucks
    You even sql brah?
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  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,041 Standard Supporter
    dflea said:

    TurdBomber said:

    dflea said:

    TurdBomber said:

    YellowSnow said:

    TurdBomber said:

    dflea said:

    TurdBomber said:

    dflea said:

    TurdBomber said:

    dflea said:

    The first new truck I ever owned was in my driveway for about 4 minutes before one of my kids pulled into the driveway on his bike, wobbled a second, and then tipped over and stuck the handlebar into the side of the bed.

    Ah, the times that kid narrowly avoided death and didn't even realize it.

    Amazing what grows in your water jugs when you can't afford indoor plumbing. Poor kids.

    Probably immune to giardia, though. That's a plus.
    Do you have to fag out every thread with your retarded bullshit? Didn't your dad give you enough attention when you were growing up?

    Get lost, leg humper.
    Nobody cares about your skinny family tree, retard. Thanks for spoiling the gene pool.
    lol

    It's funny watching you try to be funny. You suck at it.

    It's probably because you're a fucking retard.
    Stop plagiarizing my shit, fucko.

    And sit your fat angry diabetic ass down before you rupture a vessel, fatty.
    @dflea ain’t fat.
    But he needs your help standing up. Sad.
    What a whiny faggot you are. You're clearly struggling here. Instead of spending the day showing everyone here what a dumbfuck you are, you should go fuck off instead. Then set yourself on fire.
    @dflea BP 190 over 135. And rising fast.

    Fish ain't biting today, fishfucker?

    Good thing you got that EBT card.
    You bit, you fucking garbage fish.

    You're just too stupid to realize that now you're laying on bank bleeding from the gills and a seagull is about to pick your eyeball out.

    That's gotta be the booze talking, fishfucker.

    That, or your game has gone to shit.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    section8 said:

    Hasn’t been bad so far, 3rd grader is bored because he already know how to use Office and the internet and doesn’t need hand holding like most of his class seems to. Finishes his work fast and moves on to Minecraft.

    Tell him to learn power bi and I'll pay him 50 bucks
    You even sql brah?
    It's time for that little bastard to get a job
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  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    Pitchfork51 said:

    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    section8 said:

    Hasn’t been bad so far, 3rd grader is bored because he already know how to use Office and the internet and doesn’t need hand holding like most of his class seems to. Finishes his work fast and moves on to Minecraft.

    Tell him to learn power bi and I'll pay him 50 bucks
    You even sql brah?
    It's time for that little bastard to get a job
    I spent 90min tonight testing queeries before I started got drunk
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    edited September 2020
    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    section8 said:

    Hasn’t been bad so far, 3rd grader is bored because he already know how to use Office and the internet and doesn’t need hand holding like most of his class seems to. Finishes his work fast and moves on to Minecraft.

    Tell him to learn power bi and I'll pay him 50 bucks
    You even sql brah?
    It's time for that little bastard to get a job
    I spent 90min tonight testing queeries before I started got drunk
    Lol maybe I have to pay him 100. You might beat me to it


    It's like the new age mowing the neighbors lawn


    "I'll pay you 50 if you do my job and help query quickbooks desktop out of qqube and also throw in our b2b e-commerce system (oh wait gotta oauth) and then throw in some random shit that doesn't exist"

    Cool? Here's a hundo.
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  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    Pitchfork51 said:

    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    section8 said:

    Hasn’t been bad so far, 3rd grader is bored because he already know how to use Office and the internet and doesn’t need hand holding like most of his class seems to. Finishes his work fast and moves on to Minecraft.

    Tell him to learn power bi and I'll pay him 50 bucks
    You even sql brah?
    It's time for that little bastard to get a job
    I spent 90min tonight testing queeries before I started got drunk
    Lol maybe I have to pay him 100. You might beat me to it


    It's like the new age mowing the neighbors lawn


    "I'll pay you 50 if you do my job and help query quickbooks desktop out of qqube and also throw in our b2b e-commerce system (oh wait gotta oauth) and then throw in some random shit that doesn't exist"

    Cool? Here's a hundo.
    Give me 1k, sure
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    GrundleStiltzkin said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    section8 said:

    Hasn’t been bad so far, 3rd grader is bored because he already know how to use Office and the internet and doesn’t need hand holding like most of his class seems to. Finishes his work fast and moves on to Minecraft.

    Tell him to learn power bi and I'll pay him 50 bucks
    You even sql brah?
    It's time for that little bastard to get a job
    I spent 90min tonight testing queeries before I started got drunk
    Lol maybe I have to pay him 100. You might beat me to it


    It's like the new age mowing the neighbors lawn


    "I'll pay you 50 if you do my job and help query quickbooks desktop out of qqube and also throw in our b2b e-commerce system (oh wait gotta oauth) and then throw in some random shit that doesn't exist"

    Cool? Here's a hundo.
    Give me 1k, sure
    You got a venmo?
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  • georgiaduck
    georgiaduck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,623 Swaye's Wigwam
    UW_Doog_Bot said:

    georgiaduck said:

    My daughter reminds me every day she'll be in college next year. She just accepted a soccer scholarship to a D1 school in North Carolina so she will leave in early July to start training with the team. Not sure I would say I'm counting the days- but I am excited she gets to do what she's worked hard for over the last eight or so years.


    Does anyone feel like giving me a hint about this pic? Google image not so helpful.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    georgiaduck said:

    UW_Doog_Bot said:

    georgiaduck said:

    My daughter reminds me every day she'll be in college next year. She just accepted a soccer scholarship to a D1 school in North Carolina so she will leave in early July to start training with the team. Not sure I would say I'm counting the days- but I am excited she gets to do what she's worked hard for over the last eight or so years.


    Does anyone feel like giving me a hint about this pic? Google image not so helpful.
    Your daughter is going to get smashed by the football team
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  • UW_Doog_Bot
    UW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 18,180 Founders Club
    Pitchfork51 said:

    georgiaduck said:

    UW_Doog_Bot said:

    georgiaduck said:

    My daughter reminds me every day she'll be in college next year. She just accepted a soccer scholarship to a D1 school in North Carolina so she will leave in early July to start training with the team. Not sure I would say I'm counting the days- but I am excited she gets to do what she's worked hard for over the last eight or so years.


    Does anyone feel like giving me a hint about this pic? Google image not so helpful.
    Your daughter is going to get smashed by the football team
    I am excited she gets to do what she's worked hard for over the last eight or so years.
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  • georgiaduck
    georgiaduck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,623 Swaye's Wigwam
    Pitchfork51 said:

    georgiaduck said:

    UW_Doog_Bot said:

    georgiaduck said:

    My daughter reminds me every day she'll be in college next year. She just accepted a soccer scholarship to a D1 school in North Carolina so she will leave in early July to start training with the team. Not sure I would say I'm counting the days- but I am excited she gets to do what she's worked hard for over the last eight or so years.


    Does anyone feel like giving me a hint about this pic? Google image not so helpful.
    Your daughter is going to get smashed by the football team
    Ah- classy.
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