Yella's thoughts on Day 1 of virtual "school"
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georgiaduck said:
My daughter reminds me every day she'll be in college next year. She just accepted a soccer scholarship to a D1 school in North Carolina so she will leave in early July to start training with the team. Not sure I would say I'm counting the days- but I am excited she gets to do what she's worked hard for over the last eight or so years.
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lolUW_Doog_Bot said:georgiaduck said:My daughter reminds me every day she'll be in college next year. She just accepted a soccer scholarship to a D1 school in North Carolina so she will leave in early July to start training with the team. Not sure I would say I'm counting the days- but I am excited she gets to do what she's worked hard for over the last eight or so years.
So glad I had no daughters. -
Hasn’t been bad so far, 3rd grader is bored because he already know how to use Office and the internet and doesn’t need hand holding like most of his class seems to. Finishes his work fast and moves on to Minecraft.
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Tell him to learn power bi and I'll pay him 50 buckssection8 said:Hasn’t been bad so far, 3rd grader is bored because he already know how to use Office and the internet and doesn’t need hand holding like most of his class seems to. Finishes his work fast and moves on to Minecraft.
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You even sql brah?Pitchfork51 said:
Tell him to learn power bi and I'll pay him 50 buckssection8 said:Hasn’t been bad so far, 3rd grader is bored because he already know how to use Office and the internet and doesn’t need hand holding like most of his class seems to. Finishes his work fast and moves on to Minecraft.
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That's gotta be the booze talking, fishfucker.dflea said:
You bit, you fucking garbage fish.TurdBomber said:
@dflea BP 190 over 135. And rising fast.dflea said:
What a whiny faggot you are. You're clearly struggling here. Instead of spending the day showing everyone here what a dumbfuck you are, you should go fuck off instead. Then set yourself on fire.TurdBomber said:
But he needs your help standing up. Sad.YellowSnow said:
@dflea ain’t fat.TurdBomber said:
Stop plagiarizing my shit, fucko.dflea said:
lolTurdBomber said:
Nobody cares about your skinny family tree, retard. Thanks for spoiling the gene pool.dflea said:
Do you have to fag out every thread with your retarded bullshit? Didn't your dad give you enough attention when you were growing up?TurdBomber said:
Amazing what grows in your water jugs when you can't afford indoor plumbing. Poor kids.dflea said:The first new truck I ever owned was in my driveway for about 4 minutes before one of my kids pulled into the driveway on his bike, wobbled a second, and then tipped over and stuck the handlebar into the side of the bed.
Ah, the times that kid narrowly avoided death and didn't even realize it.
Probably immune to giardia, though. That's a plus.
Get lost, leg humper.
It's funny watching you try to be funny. You suck at it.
It's probably because you're a fucking retard.
And sit your fat angry diabetic ass down before you rupture a vessel, fatty.
Fish ain't biting today, fishfucker?
Good thing you got that EBT card.
You're just too stupid to realize that now you're laying on bank bleeding from the gills and a seagull is about to pick your eyeball out.
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It's time for that little bastard to get a jobGrundleStiltzkin said:
You even sql brah?Pitchfork51 said:
Tell him to learn power bi and I'll pay him 50 buckssection8 said:Hasn’t been bad so far, 3rd grader is bored because he already know how to use Office and the internet and doesn’t need hand holding like most of his class seems to. Finishes his work fast and moves on to Minecraft.
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I spent 90min tonight testing queeries before I started got drunkPitchfork51 said:
It's time for that little bastard to get a jobGrundleStiltzkin said:
You even sql brah?Pitchfork51 said:
Tell him to learn power bi and I'll pay him 50 buckssection8 said:Hasn’t been bad so far, 3rd grader is bored because he already know how to use Office and the internet and doesn’t need hand holding like most of his class seems to. Finishes his work fast and moves on to Minecraft.
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Lol maybe I have to pay him 100. You might beat me to itGrundleStiltzkin said:
I spent 90min tonight testing queeries before I started got drunkPitchfork51 said:
It's time for that little bastard to get a jobGrundleStiltzkin said:
You even sql brah?Pitchfork51 said:
Tell him to learn power bi and I'll pay him 50 buckssection8 said:Hasn’t been bad so far, 3rd grader is bored because he already know how to use Office and the internet and doesn’t need hand holding like most of his class seems to. Finishes his work fast and moves on to Minecraft.
It's like the new age mowing the neighbors lawn
"I'll pay you 50 if you do my job and help query quickbooks desktop out of qqube and also throw in our b2b e-commerce system (oh wait gotta oauth) and then throw in some random shit that doesn't exist"
Cool? Here's a hundo. -
Give me 1k, surePitchfork51 said:
Lol maybe I have to pay him 100. You might beat me to itGrundleStiltzkin said:
I spent 90min tonight testing queeries before I started got drunkPitchfork51 said:
It's time for that little bastard to get a jobGrundleStiltzkin said:
You even sql brah?Pitchfork51 said:
Tell him to learn power bi and I'll pay him 50 buckssection8 said:Hasn’t been bad so far, 3rd grader is bored because he already know how to use Office and the internet and doesn’t need hand holding like most of his class seems to. Finishes his work fast and moves on to Minecraft.
It's like the new age mowing the neighbors lawn
"I'll pay you 50 if you do my job and help query quickbooks desktop out of qqube and also throw in our b2b e-commerce system (oh wait gotta oauth) and then throw in some random shit that doesn't exist"
Cool? Here's a hundo.
