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Classics belongs.EsophagealFeces said:Red man wants haikus
What he really wants is blow
Kid fucked up his life
HHusky donates
All money to help Bernie
Got fucked by a dunce
Season is over
It never fucking started
Fucking coronas
JT and EE
Are more gone than Pup’s long jogs
Bumper crop my ass
I’d risk coronas
To motorboat Jen’s titties
While Jimmy watches
I spent my work day
Writing these fucking haikus
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At this point it's a coin flip between @tap1thur29weretaken and @EsophagealFeces
Ceremony to be held later this weekend.
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I got lost in Other Sports after my WAM membership randomly disappeared. Would much rather be lost in Tit pics and John Wick Gun talk (close second). Please reopen the gates to Heaven!!!!
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You gotta go @EsophagealFeces in the event of a tie. He wrote several very good ones.Swaye said:At this point it's a coin flip between @tap1thur29weretaken and @EsophagealFeces
Ceremony to be held later this weekend.
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And I lost my job to do it, so there’s that.Doog_de_Jour said:
You gotta go @EsophagealFeces in the event of a tie. He wrote several very good ones.Swaye said:At this point it's a coin flip between @tap1thur29weretaken and @EsophagealFeces
Ceremony to be held later this weekend.
Sorry @tap1thur29weretaken. -
I gotta go with me spirit animal here. Yes, a wife stealing cuckholder is my spirit animal. Congrats @EsophagealFeces I'll get DJ paid straight away so you can get your shitty little badge. Sorry @tap1thur29weretaken but there is nothing for second place.Doog_de_Jour said:
You gotta go @EsophagealFeces in the event of a tie. He wrote several very good ones.Swaye said:At this point it's a coin flip between @tap1thur29weretaken and @EsophagealFeces
Ceremony to be held later this weekend.
Sorry @tap1thur29weretaken.
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پدر سگِ خر !Swaye said:
I gotta go with me spirit animal here. Yes, a wife stealing cuckholder is my spirit animal. Congrats @EsophagealFeces I'll get DJ paid straight away so you can get your shitty little badge. Sorry @tap1thur29weretaken but there is nothing for second place.Doog_de_Jour said:
You gotta go @EsophagealFeces in the event of a tie. He wrote several very good ones.Swaye said:At this point it's a coin flip between @tap1thur29weretaken and @EsophagealFeces
Ceremony to be held later this weekend.
Sorry @tap1thur29weretaken.
How could I be bested by Internet poster with human excrement in his throat? I put curses on those who created the current situation, especially these women @Doog_de_Jour and @Swaye. -
Hey @Emoterman still has some half funded Wam's! Take it. It's half price!tap1thur29weretaken said:
پدر سگِ خر !Swaye said:
I gotta go with me spirit animal here. Yes, a wife stealing cuckholder is my spirit animal. Congrats @EsophagealFeces I'll get DJ paid straight away so you can get your shitty little badge. Sorry @tap1thur29weretaken but there is nothing for second place.Doog_de_Jour said:
You gotta go @EsophagealFeces in the event of a tie. He wrote several very good ones.Swaye said:At this point it's a coin flip between @tap1thur29weretaken and @EsophagealFeces
Ceremony to be held later this weekend.
Sorry @tap1thur29weretaken.
How could I be bested by Internet poster with human excrement in his throat? I put curses on those who created the current situation, especially these women @Doog_de_Jour and @Swaye. -
Why not both.gifchuck said:
Wait...your wording is confusing. Or maybe it isn't. Are you offering services to CLS that she won't allow from Swaye or offering services to him that she won't? Based on your wording its the former but I think you might have mistyped.dirtysouwfdawg said:
I’ll do whatever CLS doesn’t let you.Swaye said:I still haven't decided. Beads, nudes, funny stories....just tell me why you should get my sponsorship. Sexual favors WILL put you over the top.
I’m such a whore.
Wither way it's a solid offer that he's surely considering. -
I live in an apartment that has a pool flooded with McDonald’s cups/bags and the grill has a case of rotten eggs in it. I went to try and use it the other and a plague’s worth of flies flew out at my face. Fuck this place
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That’s your haiku?backthepack said:I live in an apartment that has a pool flooded with McDonald’s cups/bags and the grill has a case of rotten eggs in it. I went to try and use it the other and a plague’s worth of flies flew out at my face. Fuck this place
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I never said I was a technically gifted writer.Doog_de_Jour said:
That’s your haiku?backthepack said:I live in an apartment that has a pool flooded with McDonald’s cups/bags and the grill has a case of rotten eggs in it. I went to try and use it the other and a plague’s worth of flies flew out at my face. Fuck this place
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Did I win?
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Smoggy apartment on 196th in Lynnwood
Pool flooded with MacDonald’s cups/bags
Tried to use grill
a plague’s worth of flies flew out at my face
Fuck this place
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Lynnwood pfft? Try inglewoodDerekJohnson said:Smoggy apartment on 196th in Lynnwood
Pool flooded with MacDonald’s cups/bags
Tried to use grill
a plague’s worth of flies flew out at my face
Fuck this place
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Fupdate: my roommate has the rona and I probably have it. FMFYFEbackthepack said:I live in an apartment that has a pool flooded with McDonald’s cups/bags and the grill has a case of rotten eggs in it. I went to try and use it the other and a plague’s worth of flies flew out at my face. Fuck this place
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Ts&Ps my young friend. Have you been tested?backthepack said:
Fupdate: my roommate has the rona and I probably have it. FMFYFEbackthepack said:I live in an apartment that has a pool flooded with McDonald’s cups/bags and the grill has a case of rotten eggs in it. I went to try and use it the other and a plague’s worth of flies flew out at my face. Fuck this place
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I am worthy of consideration for a Wig Wam sponsorship mainly because I am too poor and live my life carelessly without any regard for the long term ramifications. I feel I would consistently tell all you rich bitches how much of pieces of shit you all really are, and I would likely make you regret ever letting me in this secret society of dipshits. BTW, haikus are lame as shit. Lastly, I am military and you owe me for protecting your sorry asses. Sign me up fuckface.
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All compelling reasons. You did however not notice the contest is already over, which makes me wonder about your suitability for the hallowed grounds of the Wam.tvoie said:I am worthy of consideration for a Wig Wam sponsorship mainly because I am too poor and live my life carelessly without any regard for the long term ramifications. I feel I would consistently tell all you rich bitches how much of pieces of shit you all really are, and I would likely make you regret ever letting me in this secret society of dipshits. BTW, haikus are lame as shit. Lastly, I am military and you owe me for protecting your sorry asses. Sign me up fuckface.
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Well shit.Swaye said:
All compelling reasons. You did however not notice the contest is already over, which makes me wonder about your suitability for the hallowed grounds of the Wam.tvoie said:I am worthy of consideration for a Wig Wam sponsorship mainly because I am too poor and live my life carelessly without any regard for the long term ramifications. I feel I would consistently tell all you rich bitches how much of pieces of shit you all really are, and I would likely make you regret ever letting me in this secret society of dipshits. BTW, haikus are lame as shit. Lastly, I am military and you owe me for protecting your sorry asses. Sign me up fuckface.
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backthepack said:
Fupdate: my roommate has the rona and I probably have it. FMFYFEbackthepack said:I live in an apartment that has a pool flooded with McDonald’s cups/bags and the grill has a case of rotten eggs in it. I went to try and use it the other and a plague’s worth of flies flew out at my face. Fuck this place
Smoggy apartment in Inglewood
Pool flooded with MacDonald’s cups/bags
Tried to use grill
a plague’s worth of flies
Roommate has the Vid -
Quarantining when it’s 92 degrees out and you don’t have ac<<<DerekJohnson said:backthepack said:
Fupdate: my roommate has the rona and I probably have it. FMFYFEbackthepack said:I live in an apartment that has a pool flooded with McDonald’s cups/bags and the grill has a case of rotten eggs in it. I went to try and use it the other and a plague’s worth of flies flew out at my face. Fuck this place
Smoggy apartment in Inglewood
Pool flooded with MacDonald’s cups/bags
Tried to use grill
a plague’s worth of flies
Roommate has the Vid -
Did you fuck him?backthepack said:
Fupdate: my roommate has the rona and I probably have it. FMFYFEbackthepack said:I live in an apartment that has a pool flooded with McDonald’s cups/bags and the grill has a case of rotten eggs in it. I went to try and use it the other and a plague’s worth of flies flew out at my face. Fuck this place
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Sound like that Ivy League edumacation problembackthepack said:
Quarantining when it’s 92 degrees out and you don’t have ac<<<</p>DerekJohnson said:backthepack said:
Fupdate: my roommate has the rona and I probably have it. FMFYFEbackthepack said:I live in an apartment that has a pool flooded with McDonald’s cups/bags and the grill has a case of rotten eggs in it. I went to try and use it the other and a plague’s worth of flies flew out at my face. Fuck this place
Smoggy apartment in Inglewood
Pool flooded with MacDonald’s cups/bags
Tried to use grill
a plague’s worth of flies
Roommate has the Vid
