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  • Doog_de_JourDoog_de_Jour Member Posts: 7,955
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    Swaye said:

    At this point it's a coin flip between @tap1thur29weretaken and @EsophagealFeces

    Ceremony to be held later this weekend.


    You gotta go @EsophagealFeces in the event of a tie. He wrote several very good ones.

    Sorry @tap1thur29weretaken.
  • EsophagealFecesEsophagealFeces Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,439
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    Swaye said:

    At this point it's a coin flip between @tap1thur29weretaken and @EsophagealFeces

    Ceremony to be held later this weekend.


    You gotta go @EsophagealFeces in the event of a tie. He wrote several very good ones.

    Sorry @tap1thur29weretaken.
    And I lost my job to do it, so there’s that.
  • dirtysouwfdawgdirtysouwfdawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,701
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    chuck said:

    Swaye said:

    I still haven't decided. Beads, nudes, funny stories....just tell me why you should get my sponsorship. Sexual favors WILL put you over the top.

    I’ll do whatever CLS doesn’t let you.


    I’m such a whore.
    Wait...your wording is confusing. Or maybe it isn't. Are you offering services to CLS that she won't allow from Swaye or offering services to him that she won't? Based on your wording its the former but I think you might have mistyped.

    Wither way it's a solid offer that he's surely considering.
    Why not both.gif
  • backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,785
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    I live in an apartment that has a pool flooded with McDonald’s cups/bags and the grill has a case of rotten eggs in it. I went to try and use it the other and a plague’s worth of flies flew out at my face. Fuck this place

    That’s your haiku?
    I never said I was a technically gifted writer.
  • DoogWhispererDoogWhisperer Member Posts: 1,017
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  • DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 59,702
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    Smoggy apartment on 196th in Lynnwood
    Pool flooded with MacDonald’s cups/bags
    Tried to use grill
    a plague’s worth of flies flew out at my face
    Fuck this place

  • backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,785
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    Smoggy apartment on 196th in Lynnwood
    Pool flooded with MacDonald’s cups/bags
    Tried to use grill
    a plague’s worth of flies flew out at my face
    Fuck this place

    Lynnwood pfft? Try inglewood
  • backthepackbackthepack Member Posts: 19,785
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    I live in an apartment that has a pool flooded with McDonald’s cups/bags and the grill has a case of rotten eggs in it. I went to try and use it the other and a plague’s worth of flies flew out at my face. Fuck this place

    Fupdate: my roommate has the rona and I probably have it. FMFYFE
  • Doog_de_JourDoog_de_Jour Member Posts: 7,955
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    I live in an apartment that has a pool flooded with McDonald’s cups/bags and the grill has a case of rotten eggs in it. I went to try and use it the other and a plague’s worth of flies flew out at my face. Fuck this place

    Fupdate: my roommate has the rona and I probably have it. FMFYFE
    Ts&Ps my young friend. Have you been tested?
  • tvoietvoie Member Posts: 996
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    Swaye said:

    tvoie said:

    I am worthy of consideration for a Wig Wam sponsorship mainly because I am too poor and live my life carelessly without any regard for the long term ramifications. I feel I would consistently tell all you rich bitches how much of pieces of shit you all really are, and I would likely make you regret ever letting me in this secret society of dipshits. BTW, haikus are lame as shit. Lastly, I am military and you owe me for protecting your sorry asses. Sign me up fuckface.

    All compelling reasons. You did however not notice the contest is already over, which makes me wonder about your suitability for the hallowed grounds of the Wam.
    Well shit.
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