FREE WIGWAM MEMBERSHIP

Swaye

I have decided I am giving away a FREE Wigwam to one lucky HH denizen this cycle in an attempt to get @UW_Doog_Bot cigar cutter into my hot red hand. Who will it be? I have no idea, but bribery works you turd stains. I accept beads.

Please tell me why you think you should be allowed entry into my holiest of holies?

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Wowza, she’s smoking.

Swaye

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

Wowza, she’s smoking.

That was my sig before Stalin gulag'ed them.

RIP Sigs.

NEsnake12

Do you accept bribery in the form of scalps?

Swaye

NEsnake12 said:

Do you accept bribery in the form of scalps?

UW_Doog_Bot

Sponsoring the poors is a great way to ensure yourself a Hardcore Husky cigar cutter.

skookum

I offer many wool blankets to keep the red man warm. Small pox virus included

NoWarningJustDawg

UW_Doog_Bot said:

Sponsoring the poors is a great way to ensure yourself a Hardcore Husky cigar cutter.

You could send mine to @dnc if the cheap bastid ever pays Derek the other $25.
#MyCircleJerkChamp
#ProBully
#CancelNWJD

dnc

NoWarningJustDawg said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

Sponsoring the poors is a great way to ensure yourself a Hardcore Husky cigar cutter.

You could send mine to @dnc if the cheap bastid ever pays Derek the other $25.
#MyCircleJerkChamp
#ProBully
#CancelNWJD

Swaye

Funny stories about how pour you are will help your cause.

BennyBeaver

Fuck off.

Swaye

BennyBeaver said:

Fuck off.

Leader in the club house.

1to392831weretaken

Sounds like a nice olive branch to extend to Pumpeii.

Doog_de_Jour

NoWarningJustDawg said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

Sponsoring the poors is a great way to ensure yourself a Hardcore Husky cigar cutter.

You could send mine to @dnc if the cheap bastid ever pays Derek the other $25.
#MyCircleJerkChamp
#ProBully
#CancelNWJD

If @dnc was a REAL bully, he’d beat up some kids for their lunch money to score the other $25.

dnc

Doog_de_Jour said:

NoWarningJustDawg said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

Sponsoring the poors is a great way to ensure yourself a Hardcore Husky cigar cutter.

You could send mine to @dnc if the cheap bastid ever pays Derek the other $25.
#MyCircleJerkChamp
#ProBully
#CancelNWJD

If @dnc was a REAL bully, he’d beat up some kids for their lunch money to score the other $25.

@heneedsmoretime

Houhusky

When I eventually die in the ever progressing apocalypse I will send the Harem I will have gathered (and guns) on a great pilgrimage to join you and your wife so you may live out the last of humanities existence in the mold of King Solomon.

(no blankets but lots of peyote will be included)

PurpleThrobber

Swaye said:

I have decided I am giving away a FREE Wigwam to one lucky HH denizen this cycle in an attempt to get @UW_Doog_Bot cigar cutter into my hot red hand. Who will it be? I have no idea, but bribery works you turd stains. I accept beads.

Please tell me why you think you should be allowed entry into my holiest of holies?

I like fake tits and I cannot lie....

79smoothdawg

I like boobs, tatoos, and people burning in fires

Swaye

79smoothdawg said:

I like boobs, tatoos, and people burning in fires

New leader in the club house.

Doog_de_Jour

79smoothdawg said:

I like boobs, tatoos, and people burning in fires

Who doesn’t?

NoWarningJustDawg

if people don't come through with sufficient funny pour stories, may I suggest a haiku contest?

examples:

Pumpei face bright red
frustrated with password fail
mouth is flapping too

anus angel drinks
aims vomit at Chris B's shoes
does not have problem!

DDJ has moved!
no more Soft Bellevue Princess
(still Queen in this bitch)