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Please tell me why you think you should be allowed entry into my holiest of holies?

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Wowza, she’s smoking. -
That was my sig before Stalin gulag'ed them.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Wowza, she’s smoking.
RIP Sigs. -
Do you accept bribery in the form of scalps?
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Sponsoring the poors is a great way to ensure yourself a Hardcore Husky cigar cutter.
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I offer many wool blankets to keep the red man warm. Small pox virus included
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You could send mine to @dnc if the cheap bastid ever pays Derek the other $25.UW_Doog_Bot said:Sponsoring the poors is a great way to ensure yourself a Hardcore Husky cigar cutter.
#MyCircleJerkChamp
#ProBully
#CancelNWJD
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NoWarningJustDawg said:
You could send mine to @dnc if the cheap bastid ever pays Derek the other $25.UW_Doog_Bot said:Sponsoring the poors is a great way to ensure yourself a Hardcore Husky cigar cutter.
#MyCircleJerkChamp
#ProBully
#CancelNWJD
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Funny stories about how pour you are will help your cause.
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Fuck off.
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Leader in the club house.BennyBeaver said:Fuck off.
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Sounds like a nice olive branch to extend to Pumpeii.
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If @dnc was a REAL bully, he’d beat up some kids for their lunch money to score the other $25.NoWarningJustDawg said:
You could send mine to @dnc if the cheap bastid ever pays Derek the other $25.UW_Doog_Bot said:Sponsoring the poors is a great way to ensure yourself a Hardcore Husky cigar cutter.
#MyCircleJerkChamp
#ProBully
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@heneedsmoretimeDoog_de_Jour said:
If @dnc was a REAL bully, he’d beat up some kids for their lunch money to score the other $25.NoWarningJustDawg said:
You could send mine to @dnc if the cheap bastid ever pays Derek the other $25.UW_Doog_Bot said:Sponsoring the poors is a great way to ensure yourself a Hardcore Husky cigar cutter.
#MyCircleJerkChamp
#ProBully
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When I eventually die in the ever progressing apocalypse I will send the Harem I will have gathered (and guns) on a great pilgrimage to join you and your wife so you may live out the last of humanities existence in the mold of King Solomon.
(no blankets but lots of peyote will be included) -
I like fake tits and I cannot lie....Swaye said:I have decided I am giving away a FREE Wigwam to one lucky HH denizen this cycle in an attempt to get @UW_Doog_Bot cigar cutter into my hot red hand. Who will it be? I have no idea, but bribery works you turd stains. I accept beads.
Please tell me why you think you should be allowed entry into my holiest of holies?
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I like boobs, tatoos, and people burning in fires
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New leader in the club house.79smoothdawg said:I like boobs, tatoos, and people burning in fires
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Who doesn’t?79smoothdawg said:I like boobs, tatoos, and people burning in fires
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if people don't come through with sufficient funny pour stories, may I suggest a haiku contest?
examples:
Pumpei face bright red
frustrated with password fail
mouth is flapping too
anus angel drinks
aims vomit at Chris B's shoes
does not have problem!
DDJ has moved!
no more Soft Bellevue Princess
(still Queen in this bitch) -
@NoWarningJustDawg - this made my day. TYFYH.NoWarningJustDawg said:if people don't come through with sufficient funny pour stories, may I suggest a haiku contest?
examples:
Pumpei face bright red
frustrated with password fail
mouth is flapping too
anus angel drinks
aims vomit at Chris B's shoes
does not have problem!
DDJ has moved!
no more Soft Bellevue Princess
(still Queen in this bitch)
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This probably would have won but you are already in the inner sanctum. Bravo Zulu (not racist) nonetheless.NoWarningJustDawg said:if people don't come through with sufficient funny pour stories, may I suggest a haiku contest?
examples:
Pumpei face bright red
frustrated with password fail
mouth is flapping too
anus angel drinks
aims vomit at Chris B's shoes
does not have problem!
DDJ has moved!
no more Soft Bellevue Princess
(still Queen in this bitch) -
@Swaye ... just imagine the stupid shit I’ll say behind closed doors
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If memory serves you did explain it to the bored at one point, but I don’t remember it making sense. Maybe my memory is fuzzy.Tequilla said: -
first day of my MBA program they went around the room having people say what they were there for, what they wanted out of it.
(Why yes, it *was* super gay.) All sorts of flowery shit full of business buzzwords and hopes/dreams/numbers/facts/math/etc flowed from my fellow students.
got to me the end, I stare at them a little disgusted, and say:
"I'm here for undergraduate student loan deferral, like the rest of you liars"
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I don’t. We’ve never had the opportunity to discuss.Tequilla said: -
university of phoenix meets in person?NoWarningJustDawg said:first day of my MBA program they went around the room having people say what they were there for, what they wanted out of it.
(Why yes, it *was* super gay.) All sorts of flowery shit full of business buzzwords and hopes/dreams/numbers/facts/math/etc flowed from my fellow students.
got to me the end, I stare at them a little disgusted, and say:
"I'm here for undergraduate student loan deferral, like the rest of you liars" -
I laffed. Fear the cannibalistic wheat, bitches.FireCohen said:
university of phoenix meets in person?NoWarningJustDawg said:first day of my MBA program they went around the room having people say what they were there for, what they wanted out of it.
(Why yes, it *was* super gay.) All sorts of flowery shit full of business buzzwords and hopes/dreams/numbers/facts/math/etc flowed from my fellow students.
got to me the end, I stare at them a little disgusted, and say:
"I'm here for undergraduate student loan deferral, like the rest of you liars"
...You know, the WSU that doesn't suck?
sorry about your thread, @Swaye
it was real purty before we fucked it up, I'm sure.