7th Annual Hardcore Husky Fundraiser
It's that time of year again. It's Hardcore Husky's 7th Annual Fundraiser. We rely 100% on donations to the keep our pirate ship afloat. So please click here to make a donation and receive your shitty little badge. ($25 Standard Supporter, $80 Butler Cabin Supporter, and $129 Swaye's Wigwam Supporter -- with access to the secret Wigwam board.)
The past year has been interesting. According to my Vanilla dashboard, we had 1,093,860 page views for July 2020. According to Google Analytics, it was 999,840. Either way, given the uncertainty that surrounds the 2020 season, and given the lack of football-related stuff to talk about, those traffic numbers are encouraging. People are enjoying the community whether they're talking recruiting, politics, music or movies.
This year's promotional giveaway is a Hardcore Husky mask. The first 40 members to subscribe to Swaye's Wigwam will receive one of these. Note: The "Derek Johnson Presents" will not be printed on the actual masks.
A couple of new things this year: We will be bolstering Swaye's Wigwam. It has always been a place of occasional inside info, informative copypastas and tons of bodacious ta-tas. But this year we will be augmenting the football information in there. And Sonics1993 has agreed to periodically post recruiting and UW info there too. We're looking to build the Wam into something more.
Sometime in September or October, I will be launching a new website which will feature college football articles by yours truly. The site will serve as a complement to Hardcore Husky, but will be more professional in its presentation.
If this site is an important part of your life, please show your support by making a donation today.
CLICK HERE TO DONATE
Standard Supporter $25
Butler Cabin $80
Swaye's Wigwam $129
If you wish to donate by cash or check, you can mail your payment to:
Derek Johnson (Pay to the order of Derek Johnson)
PO Box 8298
Port Orchard, WA 98366
Thank you, your support is appreciated!
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Note: Upon making payment for the premium board, you will receive your badge and access to Swaye's Wigwam within 12 hours.
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I am now a tool of the white man.
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Also, I am pretty excited about getting that facemask. My late summer fashion game just went through the roof. It was pretty bad for me before this manna from heaven.
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Since everything else is recycled around here, I guess I’ll start by recycling my joke from last year:
"Shit, wait, you can sign up without contributing??"
So football is pretty much fucked right now. Awesome.Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember.
I'm SAD! that it has come to this. I'll be fine though.
The people make the board, so I'd like to note a few people in particular.
@dirtysouwfdawg – yeah I paid for 81% of your Wam subscription. You can stop offering me your body now FFS. I realize our favorite program is in oh-no-we-suck-again mode, but have some fucking dignity. Pay Derek the other $25 and you’re back in. Also, thank you for learning to use less teeth.
Now, before you thank me, understand something: You now owe me, and thus are not allowed to end your miserable life for another year. Think about what a shitty year this has been, and look forward to another 12 months. Some “gift” I’ve given you, eh? Yeah, Ts & Ps buttercup.
(Option B, you agree to end *MY* miserable life, at which point IDGAF what you do)
@dnc – hey buddy! I always appreciate that I can count on you to give me your chin. Feels good man. Of course, it seems like you give your chin to EVERYONE.gif, but I’m not one to slut shame. I was going to give you another 81% Wam subscription, but you can’t seem to STOp mentioning a certain Tennessee linebacker. “This discussion is closed.”
@Swaye – I appreciate your offer of tips and telephoto lenses for my pursuit of @Doog_de_Jour and you have much moreliver damagesuccess with the ladies than me so I want to learn from the master, however I have some reservations. Chiefly, I really don’t think the whole stalking/staring through windows thing is for me.
I’ve gone ahead with my plan of breaking Soup’s car window, leaving the bored’s favorite gay man a mix tape, and following up with stunningly-awkward attempts at flirting and occasional romantic walks to a taco truck. #TheScript
So far so good – we’re planning to meet up at the next UW Rose Bowl Tailgate, which considering the direction of our program is right around the corner!
I’m guessing January 1, 2036. I got this, guys!
@PurpleBaze – What a guy. It’s nice to be welcomed: When I signed back up, he was the first person to greet me, though it was on my profile. LEARN TO SEND A PM YOU IDIOT !!! HAHAHA!
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover – simply put, how are you still alive?
@GrundleStiltzkin – the toilet man’s UW game gif magic was a big reason I came (lulz) back, and then the team immediately started playing like shit. It seems like you’ve lost some of your mojo so I hope Jimmy’s Dawgs pull together and win one for the giffer (obv in 2022). GATA
@DerekJohnson – look what you’ve created
@MisterEm – a guy buys two freeloaders a Wam membership, and people start trying to bury him before he’s dead? Rude and undeserved.
TYFY$. Have some pixelated pussy.
@RaceBannon – I used to think you were an ageless cartoon character, eternally high as fuck as you dispense your wisdom to your adoring fans.
I still think it, but I used to, too. Fuck Oregon.
@MikeDamone – have you considered speaking up?
Folks, despite advanced age, this gentleman retains vivid memories of many different phases of his former life. (But cannot imagine caring about the aforementioned)
Also, you guys have probably never heard this, but I'm told Mike may have been right! MD please consider actually sharing your opinion once in a while; these people need to finally hear your unique wisdom.
@YellowSnow – your bored and breathtaking pole work have practically kept the doors open single-handedly for months. TYFYS. Although, no Goodbye Yellow Brick Road or 2112 were a definite black mark./cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/2895936/osunoo.0.gif)
Speaking of non-football boreds, I just wanted to make sure people avoid making the same mistake and understand that the “BBC” in the @Baseman bored apparently doesn’t stand for what you hope. I’ve been consoling DDJ for weeks. Just fyi.
@SEC – FTG. “The Cancer Won”
@backthepack – I’m pleased that your year is going better than last, and I hope you don’t die anytime soon. Hopefully you’re not trying to drink your age every night. Keep it up, and
@Emoterman – dependable source of Wam nudes. IN THIS ECONOMY, is anything more important??
@Neighbor2972 and @DoogCourics – amazing work with the paywall info over the years. We don’t deserve you.
For the rest of the chucklefucks about to start whining about lack of a shout out, I share an Úrsula Corberó booty gif DDJ recently made for me. (Thank you for the tip to watch Money Heist; I’m in your debt and at your service, Inspector.)
Tequilla Long Didn’t Read: I usually LEAVE and start over with a new handle by around 500 shitposts, but this year I think I’ll stick around. I think @CoachNudes is still available though, hmm...
Cheers—
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The bulge in that banana boat thong is light on the head and heavy on the balls, just like this bored
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@NoWarningJustDawg, Nacho cheese sauce flows through my veins providing me with life.
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I see what you did there.NoWarningJustDawg said:@Swaye – I appreciate your offer of tips and telephoto lenses for my pursuit of @Doog_de_Jour and you have much more
liver damagesuccess with the ladies than me so I want to learn from the master, however I have some reservations. Chiefly, I really don’t think the whole stalking/staring through windows thing is for me. -
This is a top 10 all time post in this shit hole and ensures this ends up in Classics. TYFYS. Also, I made water in my pants somewhere around the middle.NoWarningJustDawg said:Since everything else is recycled around here, I guess I’ll start by recycling my joke from last year:
"Shit, wait, you can sign up without contributing??"
So football is pretty much fucked right now. Awesome.Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember.
I'm SAD! that it has come to this. I'll be fine though.
The people make the board, so I'd like to note a few people in particular.
@dirtysouwfdawg – yeah I paid for 81% of your Wam subscription. You can stop offering me your body now FFS. I realize our favorite program is in oh-no-we-suck-again mode, but have some fucking dignity. Pay Derek the other $25 and you’re back in. Also, thank you for learning to use less teeth.
Now, before you thank me, understand something: You now owe me, and thus are not allowed to end your miserable life for another year. Think about what a shitty year this has been, and look forward to another 12 months. Some “gift” I’ve given you, eh? Yeah, Ts & Ps buttercup.
(Option B, you agree to end *MY* miserable life, at which point IDGAF what you do)
@dnc – hey buddy! I always appreciate that I can count on you to give me your chin. Feels good man. Of course, it seems like you give your chin to EVERYONE.gif, but I’m not one to slut shame. I was going to give you another 81% Wam subscription, but you can’t seem to STOp mentioning a certain Tennessee linebacker. “This discussion is closed.”
@Swaye – I appreciate your offer of tips and telephoto lenses for my pursuit of @Doog_de_Jour and you have much moreliver damagesuccess with the ladies than me so I want to learn from the master, however I have some reservations. Chiefly, I really don’t think the whole stalking/staring through windows thing is for me.
I’ve gone ahead with my plan of breaking Soup’s car window, leaving the bored’s favorite gay man a mix tape, and following up with stunningly-awkward attempts at flirting and occasional romantic walks to a taco truck. #TheScript
So far so good – we’re planning to meet up at the next UW Rose Bowl Tailgate, which considering the direction of our program is right around the corner!
I’m guessing January 1, 2036. I got this, guys!
@PurpleBaze – What a guy. It’s nice to be welcomed: When I signed back up, he was the first person to greet me, though it was on my profile. LEARN TO SEND A PM YOU IDIOT !!! HAHAHA!
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover – simply put, how are you still alive?
@GrundleStiltzkin – the toilet man’s UW game gif magic was a big reason I came (lulz) back, and then the team immediately started playing like shit. It seems like you’ve lost some of your mojo so I hope Jimmy’s Dawgs pull together and win one for the giffer (obv in 2022). GATA
@DerekJohnson – look what you’ve created
@MisterEm – a guy buys two freeloaders a Wam membership, and people start trying to bury him before he’s dead? Rude and undeserved.
TYFY$. Have some pixelated pussy.
@RaceBannon – I used to think you were an ageless cartoon character, eternally high as fuck as you dispense your wisdom to your adoring fans.
I still think it, but I used to, too. Fuck Oregon.
@MikeDamone – have you considered speaking up?
Folks, despite advanced age, this gentleman retains vivid memories of many different phases of his former life. (But cannot imagine caring about the aforementioned)
Also, you guys have probably never heard this, but I'm told Mike may have been right! MD please consider actually sharing your opinion once in a while; these people need to finally hear your unique wisdom.
@YellowSnow – your bored and breathtaking pole work have practically kept the doors open single-handedly for months. TYFYS. Although, no Goodbye Yellow Brick Road or 2112 were a definite black mark.
Speaking of non-football boreds, I just wanted to make sure people avoid making the same mistake and understand that the “BBC” in the @Baseman bored apparently doesn’t stand for what you hope. I’ve been consoling DDJ for weeks. Just fyi.
@SEC – FTG. “The Cancer Won”
@backthepack – I’m pleased that your year is going better than last, and I hope you don’t die anytime soon. Hopefully you’re not trying to drink your age every night. Keep it up, and
@Emoterman – dependable source of Wam nudes. IN THIS ECONOMY, is anything more important??
@Neighbor2972 and @DoogCourics – amazing work with the paywall info over the years. We don’t deserve you.
For the rest of the chucklefucks about to start whining about lack of a shout out, I share an Úrsula Corberó booty gif DDJ recently made for me. (Thank you for the tip to watch Money Heist; I’m in your debt and at your service, Inspector.)
Tequilla Long Didn’t Read: I usually LEAVE and start over with a new handle by around 500 shitposts, but this year I think I’ll stick around. I think @CoachNudes is still available though, hmm...
Cheers— -
And yet you missed *reservations* just before that. Dummy.1to392831weretaken said:
I see what you did there.NoWarningJustDawg said:@Swaye – I appreciate your offer of tips and telephoto lenses for my pursuit of @Doog_de_Jour and you have much more
liver damagesuccess with the ladies than me so I want to learn from the master, however I have some reservations. Chiefly, I really don’t think the whole stalking/staring through windows thing is for me. -
Fuck me and my miserable life.Swaye said:
And yet you missed *reservations* just before that. Dummy.1to392831weretaken said:
I see what you did there.NoWarningJustDawg said:@Swaye – I appreciate your offer of tips and telephoto lenses for my pursuit of @Doog_de_Jour and you have much more
liver damagesuccess with the ladies than me so I want to learn from the master, however I have some reservations. Chiefly, I really don’t think the whole stalking/staring through windows thing is for me. -
I'm in for another year. Was I first?
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You're in line to get a HH face mask. We've already run out of oven mitts!89ute said:I'm in for another year. Was I first?
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BTW, I should have added that I expect to receive the shipment of masks in mid August. They will ship out to you guys immediately after.
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Please ensure mine is laced with the appropriate amount of small pox. Safe from Covid, dead by the Pox! White man wins again....DerekJohnson said:BTW, I should have added that I expect to receive the shipment of masks in mid August. They will ship out to you guys immediately after.
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In my original post above I made a joke about how you were pressuring me to let you be in charge of shipping the masks... before it was revealed that you planned to lace the masks with small pox to get back at the White Devil.Swaye said:
Please ensure mine is laced with the appropriate amount of small pox. Safe from Covid, dead by the Pox! White man wins again....DerekJohnson said:BTW, I should have added that I expect to receive the shipment of masks in mid August. They will ship out to you guys immediately after.
But before I hit "post comment", I thought I needed to keep the message on the more straight-and-narrow. -
Our genius is shared it appears.DerekJohnson said:
In my original post above I made a joke about how you were pressuring me to let you be in charge of shipping the masks... before it was revealed that you planned to lace the masks with small pox to get back at the White Devil.Swaye said:
Please ensure mine is laced with the appropriate amount of small pox. Safe from Covid, dead by the Pox! White man wins again....DerekJohnson said:BTW, I should have added that I expect to receive the shipment of masks in mid August. They will ship out to you guys immediately after.
But before I hit "post comment", I thought I needed to keep the message on the more straight-and-narrow. -
I see my request for Hardcore Husky branded jockstraps fell on deaf ears.
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Just turn the mask upside down. Do I have to think of everything?huskyhooligan said:I see my request for Hardcore Husky branded jockstraps fell on deaf ears.
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Man, I have the dong o meter to make AND I'm working on a promotional item of my own and still I was swiftly ejected from the politburo clubhouse. No one stops clapping before Stalin does, No one. Some of the notable cheapskates better wise up quick.
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I love me some DoogBot.UW_Doog_Bot said:Man, I have the dong o meter to make AND I'm working on a promotional item of my own and still I was swiftly ejected from the politburo clubhouse. No one stops clapping before Stalin does, No one. Some of the notable cheapskates better wise up quick.
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UW_Doog_Bot said:
And for fucks sake I didn't even make the recycled shout out list.
#blacklarrysmatter
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Free @AZDuck
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I don't know man your tit game in the Wam is nailz.Emoterman said:UW_Doog_Bot said:And for fucks sake I didn't even make the recycled shout out list.
#blacklarrysmatter
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Yeah, pardon me for highlighting a Wam selling point during a fundraiser. Emo is about the best this shithole has with hilarious, titillating, and timely gifs too.Swaye said:
I don't know man your tit game in the Wam is nailz.Emoterman said:UW_Doog_Bot said:And for fucks sake I didn't even make the recycled shout out list.
#blacklarrysmatter
But, seriously, in no circle of hell do I deserve a shout out before DoogBot.
There will be no apologies.
Obviously I should have mentioned @UW_Doog_Bot - only person I know to successfully employ a strategy of passing out through the shit-show of a first half of the Rose Bowl. The rest of us wish we had thought of it.
@1to392831weretaken about half the time I think of something slightly funny and moderately retarded to say, I log on and find you said it first. Sometimes I wonder if I have an alt, or alter ego who comes out while I sleep, causes mischief and mayhem, and has sex with Helena Bonham Carter. Anyway I appreciate you and your humor.
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Is there a Venmo option?
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You may have noticed a little issue on the site and the disappearance of avatars. During a private sexting session, @Swaye mentioned that it's quite on par for Vanilla to fuck up during the August fund drive. While I agree, I think it also shows why we need tofundraiseto conduct a cash grab.
This little episode should also serve as a reminder that@DerekJohnsonStalin is not to be trifled with when he makes his simple requests.
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Yes, at derekjohnsonbooks@hotmail.comGladstone said:Is there a Venmo option?
