In honor of PLSS...
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Is he dead?
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He left HH in a blaze of sanctimonious glorybackthepack said:Is he dead?
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too soonRhythmicSlappingDawg said:I died.
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well,we'rewaiting.gif.AZDuck said:Derek, you should start posting these PMs you're getting, they sound like they might be pretty funny
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This one had me in tears.PurpleBaze said:Autzen is never fun. Nothing to do. Its not just about the venue...its all about the apres-football. Autzen has the best western...ASU has olympic pools with beaver layed out like sizzling bacon on the poolside cast-iron, bars, grills, clubs...chicks stuffed like canned tuna at said joints.
Even Utah has better night life than Eugene. Id rather get a hand job by a non-fucking mormon than laid by a hairy hippie. Nothing good about opening a set of legs with an asshole covered in fro. For you young timers, google beaver shots from the 70's. You'll never look at pussy the same way. Ask your dad's what they thought of it. Its why you metrosexuals have 2 dads. -
Just recorded it for a future pod introBleachedAnusDawg said:
This one had me in tears.PurpleBaze said:Autzen is never fun. Nothing to do. Its not just about the venue...its all about the apres-football. Autzen has the best western...ASU has olympic pools with beaver layed out like sizzling bacon on the poolside cast-iron, bars, grills, clubs...chicks stuffed like canned tuna at said joints.
Even Utah has better night life than Eugene. Id rather get a hand job by a non-fucking mormon than laid by a hairy hippie. Nothing good about opening a set of legs with an asshole covered in fro. For you young timers, google beaver shots from the 70's. You'll never look at pussy the same way. Ask your dad's what they thought of it. Its why you metrosexuals have 2 dads. -
yesbackthepack said:Is he dead?
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good lordPurpleBaze said:True story. I was in Aruba with my girl,
Who later became my ex wife. A fight ensued so I went looking for blow and a fuck. Strange place to find marching powder, but I saw a dude who looked very local, of all places a video store. Hooked me up with a baggy and a dark skinned native. I wouldnt sleep around on my girlfriend so I just finger fucked her asshole, while she dropped to her knees to gargle my cheese.
No shit, I smelled my digit and it was clean. Strangest thing. I expected an Aruba Aroma...nothing. I slept in the rental car on the beach, woke up all sandy and hung the next morn. Went back to the Marriot and made up with the lady . Pup pulled off a dandy and girlfriend deserved it later on.. -
Is Phil Mickelson a Doog?
no he's a cool family Guy and master of his sport. I don't even care a fuck about him or golf but the fungus is a class act. And anytime he beats up on that bung-reaming bastard I'm a happy man. Fuck I thought Lindsey Vonn was the hottest white chick on earth. Now the rectum-wrecker himself has turned her into a worn-out soup can. Damn it Tiger, go after Serena Williams, she's got lots of bottom to satisfy your lust if you must. -
I just can't bring myself to turn this into a Cowboy PupDoogles said:Boobie you are bordering a full Cockus takeover on this board. Stick your metro, woman loving point of view up your butt. I don't really think women should be relegated to the kitchen. They should cook dinner then tie themselves to the master bed on their belly, pucker nice and high, for a thorough ass fucking when daddy gets home. Every night and no questions asked. Any lip then the bedside duck tape gets applied. You're such a puss boobie.
