Mariner Talk
I looked at the Mariners schedule and started laughing at the month of June. The over/under for wins in that month is 5. I'm not kidding either. For the other Mariner haters like myself, take a look at how much fun June will be.
http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/schedule/_/name/sea/seattle-mariners
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I'd put them down for 12 wins that month. They just took 2 of 3 from Texas at home, they'll probably split in San Diego and win at least one in KC. There's your 5 right there. I think they can win 7 of the rest.RoadDawg55 said:Fuck Kyle Seager for hitting two HR's today. He's the 3rd REAL major league player in the M's lineup (Cano, Hart, Seager). I saw the Mariners were down 5-0 which made me happy. I want the Mariners to lose every game just so Tequilla is wrong. I need something to tide me over once the NBA playoffs are over until football starts. I'm looking forward to reading the box scores when the Yankees sweep them on Tuesday.
I looked at the Mariners schedule and started laughing at the month of June. The over/under for wins in that month is 5. I'm not kidding either. For the other Mariner haters like myself, take a look at how much fun June will be.
http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/schedule/_/name/sea/seattle-mariners
It's a TUFF schedule month, no doubt, but I'm not sure it's that much TUFFER than April.
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Way too much Mariners talk in here. Revenge of the nerds territory.
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They shouldn't have. With the bases loaded and 1 out in the 9th inning, they were doing their damned best at cooging the first game until some fucktard hit the ball straight into Smoak's glove to end the game.dnc said:
I'd put them down for 12 wins that month. They just took 2 of 3 from Texas at home, they'll probably split in San Diego and win at least one in KC. There's your 5 right there. I think they can win 7 of the rest.RoadDawg55 said:Fuck Kyle Seager for hitting two HR's today. He's the 3rd REAL major league player in the M's lineup (Cano, Hart, Seager). I saw the Mariners were down 5-0 which made me happy. I want the Mariners to lose every game just so Tequilla is wrong. I need something to tide me over once the NBA playoffs are over until football starts. I'm looking forward to reading the box scores when the Yankees sweep them on Tuesday.
I looked at the Mariners schedule and started laughing at the month of June. The over/under for wins in that month is 5. I'm not kidding either. For the other Mariner haters like myself, take a look at how much fun June will be.
http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/schedule/_/name/sea/seattle-mariners
It's a TUFF schedule month, no doubt, but I'm not sure it's that much TUFFER than April.
The Mariners suck ballzack.
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They shouldn't have. With the bases loaded and 1 out in the 9th inning, they were doing their damned best at cooging the first game until some fucktard hit the ball straight into Smoak's glove to end the game.
The Mariners suck ballzack.
They really tried to lose that game, but you and I must have been watching a different last play of the game. Beltre laced it and Smoak made a damn nice play. Lucky or not, the ball was not hit "straight into Smoak's glove."
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12? You're reaching Tequilla territory with that. April had the Astros (3), Marlins (3), and Angels (5). That's not that hard of a schedule. June is much tougher. They won't win more than 2 of their first 10 games in June. The first 10 games of June are Detroit (1), @Atlanta (2), @ TB (4), NY (3). The games are @KC and they also play Boston (3) and Cleveland (3). Counting on winning 2 of 3 against Texas because they just did it? Texas is a way better team and could have swept the Mariners.dnc said:
I'd put them down for 12 wins that month. They just took 2 of 3 from Texas at home, they'll probably split in San Diego and win at least one in KC. There's your 5 right there. I think they can win 7 of the rest.RoadDawg55 said:Fuck Kyle Seager for hitting two HR's today. He's the 3rd REAL major league player in the M's lineup (Cano, Hart, Seager). I saw the Mariners were down 5-0 which made me happy. I want the Mariners to lose every game just so Tequilla is wrong. I need something to tide me over once the NBA playoffs are over until football starts. I'm looking forward to reading the box scores when the Yankees sweep them on Tuesday.
I looked at the Mariners schedule and started laughing at the month of June. The over/under for wins in that month is 5. I'm not kidding either. For the other Mariner haters like myself, take a look at how much fun June will be.
http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/schedule/_/name/sea/seattle-mariners
It's a TUFF schedule month, no doubt, but I'm not sure it's that much TUFFER than April. -
Thanks for clarifying, Mrs Smoak. The important part as pertains to this thread is your first 7 wordsDugtheDoog said:
They shouldn't have. With the bases loaded and 1 out in the 9th inning, they were doing their damned best at cooging the first game until some fucktard hit the ball straight into Smoak's glove to end the game.
The Mariners suck ballzack.
They really tried to lose that game, but you and I must have been watching a different last play of the game. Beltre laced it and Smoak made a damn nice play. Lucky or not, the ball was not hit "straight into Smoak's glove." -
FTFYRoadDawg55 said:
12? You're reaching Tequilla territory with that. April had the Astros (3), Marlins (3), and Angels (5). That's not that hard of a schedule. June is much tougher. They won't win more than 2 of their first 10 games in June. The first 10 games of June are Detroit (1), @Atlanta (2), @ TB (4), NY (3). The games are @KC and they also play Boston (3) and Cleveland (3). Counting on winning 2 of 3 against Texas because they just did it? Texas is a way better team and SHOULD have swept the Mariners.dnc said:
I'd put them down for 12 wins that month. They just took 2 of 3 from Texas at home, they'll probably split in San Diego and win at least one in KC. There's your 5 right there. I think they can win 7 of the rest.RoadDawg55 said:Fuck Kyle Seager for hitting two HR's today. He's the 3rd REAL major league player in the M's lineup (Cano, Hart, Seager). I saw the Mariners were down 5-0 which made me happy. I want the Mariners to lose every game just so Tequilla is wrong. I need something to tide me over once the NBA playoffs are over until football starts. I'm looking forward to reading the box scores when the Yankees sweep them on Tuesday.
I looked at the Mariners schedule and started laughing at the month of June. The over/under for wins in that month is 5. I'm not kidding either. For the other Mariner haters like myself, take a look at how much fun June will be.
http://espn.go.com/mlb/team/schedule/_/name/sea/seattle-mariners
It's a TUFF schedule month, no doubt, but I'm not sure it's that much TUFFER than April. -
Could 1 guy on the Mariners hit 300 if they got to hit beach balls?
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Honest question. Is it even possible to hit a beach ball out of the infield on the fly?HeretoBeatmyChest said:Could 1 guy on the Mariners hit 300 if they got to hit beach balls?
It always seems like the spin on the ball or the wind makes that shit go down faster than CollegeDoog at Neighbors (nttiawwt) -
I listened to a podcast of Jack Z on KJR and he said this "the true blue fans will come with an open mind and know if we were healthy things would be different"
that's what he says.
Is the rotation decimated with injury, yes, but I'll bring back up my formula to winning baseball.
4 deep in the rotation: when healthy, check Felix, Iwakuma, Paxton, Elias (who actually looks good) a lot of teams would take that 1-2-3-4.
Superstar in the lineup, nope. Cano is not playing like a superstar
Complimentary star: check, cano.
Bullpen: nope, it's complete dogshit, no money being spent on it whatsoever outside of rodney, and the guys they have developed like furbush, medina, wilhelmsen, etc walk too many batters and are inconsistent as fuck.
3-4 good role players in the lineup: Seager, and maybe hart. so no there as well.
They have no one who gets on base at the top, and the bottom is just a joke. Not to mention their defense, especially outfield isn't very good as well.
Jack Z should've been canned last september
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