Chief Swaye fall down drinking big heapum firewater!
I do a low crawl through the front yard to reach the box, and tactical roll back to the trailer. Get the package inside and realize the return address says:
Dirka Dirka Baze
co: BOOM
Sultan of Kirkland, WA
55555-8181
Figure since the Covid didn't get me the explosion won't either. Open it wearing oven mitts just to be safe.
Turns out that crafty brown terrorist hooked me up. Who says ISIS can't be fun?
Thanks Bazey. I always tell everyone you are the best terrorist I know. Super pumped about the coconut rum and the Hawaiian cigars! I figure I can use the Apple Liqueur to get Mrs. Swaye drunk so I can get some ass. Rye Whiskey will be great for swilling and interested to try a rum from Snohomish. Who knew? It's like Christmas in April, but with no snow and plenty of quarantine.
Now, I must ask that all the men from HH stop sending me care packages because I am pretty sure Mrs. Swaye already had concerns about my past as a queer man, and this is really reinforcing some of those fears. I told her not to worry. If I go gay again she can be my fag hag. lulz
@PurpleBaze
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Another great poast by my red friend. I LOL'ed at "Sultan of Kirkland". Is that better than Shah of Kenmore?
Enjoy the alcohol and tobacco. The firearm will arrive some time in the near future. -
When the guns start arriving, you know shit got different different on HH.PurpleBaze said:Another great poast by my red friend. I LOL'ed at "Sultan of Kirkland". Is that better than Shah of Kenmore?
Enjoy the alcohol and tobacco. The firearm will arrive some time in the near future.
Thank you my friend. Really appreciate both you and @UW_Doog_Bot (and @DerekJohnson and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover last year). -
For the love of Allah, these @Swaye man crushes are out of control.
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To be fair, I did send you dick pics. 238 tims.YellowSnow said:For the love of Allah, these @Swaye man crushes are out of control.
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Don't be jealous, Rowboat.YellowSnow said:For the love of Allah, these @Swaye man crushes are out of control.
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Lies.Swaye said:
To be fair, I did send you dick pics. 238 tims.YellowSnow said:For the love of Allah, these @Swaye man crushes are out of control.
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I?m pumping gas from home, drinking a glass of Basil Hayden and listening to this right now.
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If I could I'd send you a bacon wrapped hot dog in the mail.YellowSnow said:For the love of Allah, these @Swaye man crushes are out of control.
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You could be like the Omaha Steaks of Bacon Wrapped Dogs.UW_Doog_Bot said:
If I could I'd send you a bacon wrapped hot dog in the mail.YellowSnow said:For the love of Allah, these @Swaye man crushes are out of control.
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Basil Hayden is girly man whiskeyIPukeOregonGrellow said:I?m pumping gas from home, drinking a glass of Basil Hayden and listening to this right now.
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Elitist row peter puffer whiskey bully...YellowSnow said:Basil Hayden is girly man whiskey
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FREE PUB!!!!Swaye said:
When the guns start arriving, you know shit got different different on HH.PurpleBaze said:Another great poast by my red friend. I LOL'ed at "Sultan of Kirkland". Is that better than Shah of Kenmore?
Enjoy the alcohol and tobacco. The firearm will arrive some time in the near future.
Thank you my friend. Really appreciate both you and @UW_Doog_Bot (and @DerekJohnson and @CFetters_Nacho_Lover last year). -
An indian and a bunch of liquor.
What could go wrong?
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If guns are on the table I’ll PM you my address.PurpleBaze said:Another great poast by my red friend. I LOL'ed at "Sultan of Kirkland". Is that better than Shah of Kenmore?
Enjoy the alcohol and tobacco. The firearm will arrive some time in the near future. -
Where do we sign up for this curated watches/booze/guns home delivery service?USMChawk said:
If guns are on the table I’ll PM you my address.PurpleBaze said:Another great poast by my red friend. I LOL'ed at "Sultan of Kirkland". Is that better than Shah of Kenmore?
Enjoy the alcohol and tobacco. The firearm will arrive some time in the near future. -
www.shahofkenmore.comThomasFremont said:
Where do we sign up for this curated watches/booze/guns home delivery service?USMChawk said:
If guns are on the table I’ll PM you my address.PurpleBaze said:Another great poast by my red friend. I LOL'ed at "Sultan of Kirkland". Is that better than Shah of Kenmore?
Enjoy the alcohol and tobacco. The firearm will arrive some time in the near future.
Alcohol, tobacco, firearms, and wrist bling. I've got you covered. -
He even delivers*PurpleBaze said:
www.shahofkenmore.comThomasFremont said:
Where do we sign up for this curated watches/booze/guns home delivery service?USMChawk said:
If guns are on the table I’ll PM you my address.PurpleBaze said:Another great poast by my red friend. I LOL'ed at "Sultan of Kirkland". Is that better than Shah of Kenmore?
Enjoy the alcohol and tobacco. The firearm will arrive some time in the near future.
Alcohol, tobacco, firearms, and wrist bling. I've got you covered.
*disclaimer: Only provided it is nearby a paying Uber rider route
