Signing zero (0!) scholarship DLs in an entire class is a special kind of extreme incompetence

theknowledge said:

Went to the signing day thingy last night. A couple takes.

Milloe spoke, even though he signed no one. Talked about the redshirt freshman, their potential and the recruitment of Levi as being the most important commit for next year. Said that only a few players actually graded out for an offer this year. He did not mention that he struck out on all those guys. Pretty much promised next years DL class would be special and full of Dwags. As a side note for Milloe, PooPoo signed no one last year and sat in a chair at the back of the room and tried to disappear so props for getting up in front of the crowd and giving a speech.

Donavan looked nervous and was not the most eloquent speaker. Seems like he might be more comfortable in front of a white board than a crowd. I was hoping for more personality. Talked with one arm pinned under his armpit as he spoke. Deep sigh.

Lake said that we should teen boy stalk. Tweet at recruits. Like their posts. He actually said it helps. When I got home I rushed to tweet the 2021 targets how cool UW is. Spring game will have a ton of big time recruits. I'll be at the game because I want to see the offense try to score. I fear that because our fan base sucks ass the turnout will be embarrassingly underwhelming though. Oregon will draw more fans without trying because they beat us at everything. Lake also spoke to the fact that he loves his wife and that she cooks for him, cleans for him, does his laundry and takes care of him. I'm guessing next year he takes a different tact when praising his live in servant. It was cringe worthy.

Huff fucks. Not sure if he can coach but that dude fucks. He seems to be a cool guy and a natural speaker. The offensive line class is amazing, just like we knew.

Junior said he recruits guys to take PT away from the returning players. He wants them all to play from day one. Seemed like he was kinda disclaiming last years player rotation without disclaiming last years player rotation. I think we will see the talent shine next year, just the feeling I got.

Cato seemed nervous. He seems pretty young and has a southern drawl. Hopefully he does a better job in front of teenagers than he did in front of a crowd of rich, old white people.

Boner talked up Sunday and spoke a little about Adams. I think he knows that Adams won't be in his room for long. He also hit my daughters up for their phone numbers.

Bob needs to go. Even my buddy who gives the program a lot of slack said that Bob was the coach that gave off the strangest energy. He wondered how the guy could recruit or connect to anybody. He made Kwat seem eloquent.

Lolohea stood on stage next to Mauro. If Miles is 6'2" 312 then Jordan is 6'1" 270. At least. His film was introduced by PK but he's not 242 anymore. Bowman plays at 6' 275 so I guess JL could still be an edge guy but my guess is that he eventually goes the Benning route and ends up inside.

Speaking of Mauro, he said he came here to play and expects to start against Michigan.

Overall, it was a pretty decent event. They moved the whole thing back to Hec Ed. It was probably the best one they put on since the Boise guys showed up. They lowered the Jumbotron and showed the highlights on it. It was similar to the events the Sark staff put on only run by adults. There was also no exclamations by staff members that 6'6" lumps of poo would be first round draft picks. So that was good.

I am poor and hate my money. I go to these things every year. I tell myself in September that I will probably skip this year and then by the time Jan 1 comes around I hit up my buddy and we buy tickets again.

TTJ said:

theknowledge said:

Went to the signing day thingy last night. A couple takes.

Milloe spoke, even though he signed no one. Talked about the redshirt freshman, their potential and the recruitment of Levi as being the most important commit for next year. Said that only a few players actually graded out for an offer this year. He did not mention that he struck out on all those guys. Pretty much promised next years DL class would be special and full of Dwags. As a side note for Milloe, PooPoo signed no one last year and sat in a chair at the back of the room and tried to disappear so props for getting up in front of the crowd and giving a speech.

Donavan looked nervous and was not the most eloquent speaker. Seems like he might be more comfortable in front of a white board than a crowd. I was hoping for more personality. Talked with one arm pinned under his armpit as he spoke. Deep sigh.

Lake said that we should teen boy stalk. Tweet at recruits. Like their posts. He actually said it helps. When I got home I rushed to tweet the 2021 targets how cool UW is. Spring game will have a ton of big time recruits. I'll be at the game because I want to see the offense try to score. I fear that because our fan base sucks ass the turnout will be embarrassingly underwhelming though. Oregon will draw more fans without trying because they beat us at everything. Lake also spoke to the fact that he loves his wife and that she cooks for him, cleans for him, does his laundry and takes care of him. I'm guessing next year he takes a different tact when praising his live in servant. It was cringe worthy.

Huff fucks. Not sure if he can coach but that dude fucks. He seems to be a cool guy and a natural speaker. The offensive line class is amazing, just like we knew.

Junior said he recruits guys to take PT away from the returning players. He wants them all to play from day one. Seemed like he was kinda disclaiming last years player rotation without disclaiming last years player rotation. I think we will see the talent shine next year, just the feeling I got.

Cato seemed nervous. He seems pretty young and has a southern drawl. Hopefully he does a better job in front of teenagers than he did in front of a crowd of rich, old white people.

Boner talked up Sunday and spoke a little about Adams. I think he knows that Adams won't be in his room for long. He also hit my daughters up for their phone numbers.

Bob needs to go. Even my buddy who gives the program a lot of slack said that Bob was the coach that gave off the strangest energy. He wondered how the guy could recruit or connect to anybody. He made Kwat seem eloquent.

Lolohea stood on stage next to Mauro. If Miles is 6'2" 312 then Jordan is 6'1" 270. At least. His film was introduced by PK but he's not 242 anymore. Bowman plays at 6' 275 so I guess JL could still be an edge guy but my guess is that he eventually goes the Benning route and ends up inside.

Speaking of Mauro, he said he came here to play and expects to start against Michigan.

Overall, it was a pretty decent event. They moved the whole thing back to Hec Ed. It was probably the best one they put on since the Boise guys showed up. They lowered the Jumbotron and showed the highlights on it. It was similar to the events the Sark staff put on only run by adults. There was also no exclamations by staff members that 6'6" lumps of poo would be first round draft picks. So that was good.

I am poor and hate my money. I go to these things every year. I tell myself in September that I will probably skip this year and then by the time Jan 1 comes around I hit up my buddy and we buy tickets again.

I was there and agree 100% with these observations, adding that Malloe is by far the most charismatic assistant on this staff. Not sure how he went oh-fer in 2020, but I wager he’ll rebound in 2021. He certainly needs to.