Signing zero (0!) scholarship DLs in an entire class is a special kind of extreme incompetence

Gladstone

It has now happened twice under Malloe.

Discuss.

Neighbor2972

Not good

GrundleStiltzkin

Jimmy should be fired.

RaceBannon

We're fucked

Enjoy 2016. The magical season. That ended with a loss

proof

It's terrible. Kicking the can down the road in hopes of landing a monster haul the next year is a terrible strategy and fucks our depth.

RoadDawg55

We won’t feel the 0 DL for awhile. Kind of like in 216, we didn’t really feel it until this past year. It’s not good, but we aren’t fucked from it.

Doogles

RoadDawg55 said:

We won’t feel the 0 DL for awhile. Kind of like in 216, we didn’t really feel it until this past year. It’s not good, but we aren’t fucked from it.

Not good, but we're stacked with underclassmen. If their was a time to completely whiff it was this year.

TommySQC

Doogles said:

RoadDawg55 said:

We won’t feel the 0 DL for awhile. Kind of like in 216, we didn’t really feel it until this past year. It’s not good, but we aren’t fucked from it.

Not good, but we're stacked with underclassmen. If their was a time to completely whiff it was this year.

Never a good time.

RoadDawg55

Hate the doog excuse about next year, but JTT needs to be a Dawg. If he is, another quality DL will come on board because of that.

Gladstone

Doogles said:

RoadDawg55 said:

We won’t feel the 0 DL for awhile. Kind of like in 216, we didn’t really feel it until this past year. It’s not good, but we aren’t fucked from it.

Not good, but we're stacked with underclassmen. If their was a time to completely whiff it was this year.

Ooof, never seen you with a take this doogish before.

bananasnblondes

Lots of disrespect for Jordan Lolohea on this thread. One might say it's unreal

Emoterman

I think we got a PWO from a DT type! This monster is still unsigned, it seems:

https://247sports.com/Player/Jeffrey-Mba-46054841/

Edit: What's up with this dude? https://247sports.com/Player/Sefita-Tupe-46037515/

Emoterman

Emoterman said:

I think we got a PWO from a DT type! This monster is still unsigned, it seems:

https://247sports.com/Player/Jeffrey-Mba-46054841/

Edit: What's up with this dude? https://247sports.com/Player/Sefita-Tupe-46037515/

Right on cue, our only DT poof'd himself from our 2020 class.

Tequilla

Only 7 of the Top 50 DTs were in the P12 geographical footprint ... only 1 4-star

It was a shit year on the West Coast

The ante for 2021 is raised obviously

Doogles

Gladstone said:

Doogles said:

RoadDawg55 said:

We won’t feel the 0 DL for awhile. Kind of like in 216, we didn’t really feel it until this past year. It’s not good, but we aren’t fucked from it.

Not good, but we're stacked with underclassmen. If their was a time to completely whiff it was this year.

Ooof, never seen you with a take this doogish before.

I knew it was a shit take but I had to take it. Can't believe Pete is gone with only Vegas hardware. The basketball team sucks. I have nowhere else to go.

RoadDawg55

bananasnblondes said:

Lots of disrespect for Jordan Lolohea on this thread. One might say it's unreal

Actually forgot about him. If he’s really 290 he’s a DT and hopefully he’s good.

Swaye

Jimmy Lake is a great recruiter is what I'm hearing.

theknowledge

Went to the signing day thingy last night. A couple takes.

Milloe spoke, even though he signed no one. Talked about the redshirt freshman, their potential and the recruitment of Levi as being the most important commit for next year. Said that only a few players actually graded out for an offer this year. He did not mention that he struck out on all those guys. Pretty much promised next years DL class would be special and full of Dwags. As a side note for Milloe, PooPoo signed no one last year and sat in a chair at the back of the room and tried to disappear so props for getting up in front of the crowd and giving a speech.

Donavan looked nervous and was not the most eloquent speaker. Seems like he might be more comfortable in front of a white board than a crowd. I was hoping for more personality. Talked with one arm pinned under his armpit as he spoke. Deep sigh.

Lake said that we should teen boy stalk. Tweet at recruits. Like their posts. He actually said it helps. When I got home I rushed to tweet the 2021 targets how cool UW is. Spring game will have a ton of big time recruits. I'll be at the game because I want to see the offense try to score. I fear that because our fan base sucks ass the turnout will be embarrassingly underwhelming though. Oregon will draw more fans without trying because they beat us at everything. Lake also spoke to the fact that he loves his wife and that she cooks for him, cleans for him, does his laundry and takes care of him. I'm guessing next year he takes a different tact when praising his live in servant. It was cringe worthy.

Huff fucks. Not sure if he can coach but that dude fucks. He seems to be a cool guy and a natural speaker. The offensive line class is amazing, just like we knew.

Junior said he recruits guys to take PT away from the returning players. He wants them all to play from day one. Seemed like he was kinda disclaiming last years player rotation without disclaiming last years player rotation. I think we will see the talent shine next year, just the feeling I got.

Cato seemed nervous. He seems pretty young and has a southern drawl. Hopefully he does a better job in front of teenagers than he did in front of a crowd of rich, old white people.

Boner talked up Sunday and spoke a little about Adams. I think he knows that Adams won't be in his room for long. He also hit my daughters up for their phone numbers.

Bob needs to go. Even my buddy who gives the program a lot of slack said that Bob was the coach that gave off the strangest energy. He wondered how the guy could recruit or connect to anybody. He made Kwat seem eloquent.

Lolohea stood on stage next to Mauro. If Miles is 6'2" 312 then Jordan is 6'1" 270. At least. His film was introduced by PK but he's not 242 anymore. Bowman plays at 6' 275 so I guess JL could still be an edge guy but my guess is that he eventually goes the Benning route and ends up inside.

Speaking of Mauro, he said he came here to play and expects to start against Michigan.

Overall, it was a pretty decent event. They moved the whole thing back to Hec Ed. It was probably the best one they put on since the Boise guys showed up. They lowered the Jumbotron and showed the highlights on it. It was similar to the events the Sark staff put on only run by adults. There was also no exclamations by staff members that 6'6" lumps of poo would be first round draft picks. So that was good.

I am poor and hate my money. I go to these things every year. I tell myself in September that I will probably skip this year and then by the time Jan 1 comes around I hit up my buddy and we buy tickets again.

GrundleStiltzkin

theknowledge said:

Went to the signing day thingy last night. A couple takes.

Milloe spoke, even though he signed no one. Talked about the redshirt freshman, their potential and the recruitment of Levi as being the most important commit for next year. Said that only a few players actually graded out for an offer this year. He did not mention that he struck out on all those guys. Pretty much promised next years DL class would be special and full of Dwags. As a side note for Milloe, PooPoo signed no one last year and sat in a chair at the back of the room and tried to disappear so props for getting up in front of the crowd and giving a speech.

Donavan looked nervous and was not the most eloquent speaker. Seems like he might be more comfortable in front of a white board than a crowd. I was hoping for more personality. Talked with one arm pinned under his armpit as he spoke. Deep sigh.

Lake said that we should teen boy stalk. Tweet at recruits. Like their posts. He actually said it helps. When I got home I rushed to tweet the 2021 targets how cool UW is. Spring game will have a ton of big time recruits. I'll be at the game because I want to see the offense try to score. I fear that because our fan base sucks ass the turnout will be embarrassingly underwhelming though. Oregon will draw more fans without trying because they beat us at everything. Lake also spoke to the fact that he loves his wife and that she cooks for him, cleans for him, does his laundry and takes care of him. I'm guessing next year he takes a different tact when praising his live in servant. It was cringe worthy.

Huff fucks. Not sure if he can coach but that dude fucks. He seems to be a cool guy and a natural speaker. The offensive line class is amazing, just like we knew.

Junior said he recruits guys to take PT away from the returning players. He wants them all to play from day one. Seemed like he was kinda disclaiming last years player rotation without disclaiming last years player rotation. I think we will see the talent shine next year, just the feeling I got.

Cato seemed nervous. He seems pretty young and has a southern drawl. Hopefully he does a better job in front of teenagers than he did in front of a crowd of rich, old white people.

Boner talked up Sunday and spoke a little about Adams. I think he knows that Adams won't be in his room for long. He also hit my daughters up for their phone numbers.

Bob needs to go. Even my buddy who gives the program a lot of slack said that Bob was the coach that gave off the strangest energy. He wondered how the guy could recruit or connect to anybody. He made Kwat seem eloquent.

Lolohea stood on stage next to Mauro. If Miles is 6'2" 312 then Jordan is 6'1" 270. At least. His film was introduced by PK but he's not 242 anymore. Bowman plays at 6' 275 so I guess JL could still be an edge guy but my guess is that he eventually goes the Benning route and ends up inside.

Speaking of Mauro, he said he came here to play and expects to start against Michigan.

Overall, it was a pretty decent event. They moved the whole thing back to Hec Ed. It was probably the best one they put on since the Boise guys showed up. They lowered the Jumbotron and showed the highlights on it. It was similar to the events the Sark staff put on only run by adults. There was also no exclamations by staff members that 6'6" lumps of poo would be first round draft picks. So that was good.

I am poor and hate my money. I go to these things every year. I tell myself in September that I will probably skip this year and then by the time Jan 1 comes around I hit up my buddy and we buy tickets again.

Twatted. Good chit. Thanks.

dnc

theknowledge said:

Went to the signing day thingy last night. A couple takes.

Milloe spoke, even though he signed no one. Talked about the redshirt freshman, their potential and the recruitment of Levi as being the most important commit for next year. Said that only a few players actually graded out for an offer this year. He did not mention that he struck out on all those guys. Pretty much promised next years DL class would be special and full of Dwags. As a side note for Milloe, PooPoo signed no one last year and sat in a chair at the back of the room and tried to disappear so props for getting up in front of the crowd and giving a speech.

Donavan looked nervous and was not the most eloquent speaker. Seems like he might be more comfortable in front of a white board than a crowd. I was hoping for more personality. Talked with one arm pinned under his armpit as he spoke. Deep sigh.

Lake said that we should teen boy stalk. Tweet at recruits. Like their posts. He actually said it helps. When I got home I rushed to tweet the 2021 targets how cool UW is. Spring game will have a ton of big time recruits. I'll be at the game because I want to see the offense try to score. I fear that because our fan base sucks ass the turnout will be embarrassingly underwhelming though. Oregon will draw more fans without trying because they beat us at everything. Lake also spoke to the fact that he loves his wife and that she cooks for him, cleans for him, does his laundry and takes care of him. I'm guessing next year he takes a different tact when praising his live in servant. It was cringe worthy.

Huff fucks. Not sure if he can coach but that dude fucks. He seems to be a cool guy and a natural speaker. The offensive line class is amazing, just like we knew.

Junior said he recruits guys to take PT away from the returning players. He wants them all to play from day one. Seemed like he was kinda disclaiming last years player rotation without disclaiming last years player rotation. I think we will see the talent shine next year, just the feeling I got.

Cato seemed nervous. He seems pretty young and has a southern drawl. Hopefully he does a better job in front of teenagers than he did in front of a crowd of rich, old white people.

Boner talked up Sunday and spoke a little about Adams. I think he knows that Adams won't be in his room for long. He also hit my daughters up for their phone numbers.

Bob needs to go. Even my buddy who gives the program a lot of slack said that Bob was the coach that gave off the strangest energy. He wondered how the guy could recruit or connect to anybody. He made Kwat seem eloquent.

Lolohea stood on stage next to Mauro. If Miles is 6'2" 312 then Jordan is 6'1" 270. At least. His film was introduced by PK but he's not 242 anymore. Bowman plays at 6' 275 so I guess JL could still be an edge guy but my guess is that he eventually goes the Benning route and ends up inside.

Speaking of Mauro, he said he came here to play and expects to start against Michigan.

Overall, it was a pretty decent event. They moved the whole thing back to Hec Ed. It was probably the best one they put on since the Boise guys showed up. They lowered the Jumbotron and showed the highlights on it. It was similar to the events the Sark staff put on only run by adults. There was also no exclamations by staff members that 6'6" lumps of poo would be first round draft picks. So that was good.

I am poor and hate my money. I go to these things every year. I tell myself in September that I will probably skip this year and then by the time Jan 1 comes around I hit up my buddy and we buy tickets again.

Thank you for your service

NorwegianHusky

theknowledge said:

Went to the signing day thingy last night. A couple takes.

Milloe spoke, even though he signed no one. Talked about the redshirt freshman, their potential and the recruitment of Levi as being the most important commit for next year. Said that only a few players actually graded out for an offer this year. He did not mention that he struck out on all those guys. Pretty much promised next years DL class would be special and full of Dwags. As a side note for Milloe, PooPoo signed no one last year and sat in a chair at the back of the room and tried to disappear so props for getting up in front of the crowd and giving a speech.

Donavan looked nervous and was not the most eloquent speaker. Seems like he might be more comfortable in front of a white board than a crowd. I was hoping for more personality. Talked with one arm pinned under his armpit as he spoke. Deep sigh.

Lake said that we should teen boy stalk. Tweet at recruits. Like their posts. He actually said it helps. When I got home I rushed to tweet the 2021 targets how cool UW is. Spring game will have a ton of big time recruits. I'll be at the game because I want to see the offense try to score. I fear that because our fan base sucks ass the turnout will be embarrassingly underwhelming though. Oregon will draw more fans without trying because they beat us at everything. Lake also spoke to the fact that he loves his wife and that she cooks for him, cleans for him, does his laundry and takes care of him. I'm guessing next year he takes a different tact when praising his live in servant. It was cringe worthy.

Huff fucks. Not sure if he can coach but that dude fucks. He seems to be a cool guy and a natural speaker. The offensive line class is amazing, just like we knew.

Junior said he recruits guys to take PT away from the returning players. He wants them all to play from day one. Seemed like he was kinda disclaiming last years player rotation without disclaiming last years player rotation. I think we will see the talent shine next year, just the feeling I got.

Cato seemed nervous. He seems pretty young and has a southern drawl. Hopefully he does a better job in front of teenagers than he did in front of a crowd of rich, old white people.

Boner talked up Sunday and spoke a little about Adams. I think he knows that Adams won't be in his room for long. He also hit my daughters up for their phone numbers.

Bob needs to go. Even my buddy who gives the program a lot of slack said that Bob was the coach that gave off the strangest energy. He wondered how the guy could recruit or connect to anybody. He made Kwat seem eloquent.

Lolohea stood on stage next to Mauro. If Miles is 6'2" 312 then Jordan is 6'1" 270. At least. His film was introduced by PK but he's not 242 anymore. Bowman plays at 6' 275 so I guess JL could still be an edge guy but my guess is that he eventually goes the Benning route and ends up inside.

Speaking of Mauro, he said he came here to play and expects to start against Michigan.

Overall, it was a pretty decent event. They moved the whole thing back to Hec Ed. It was probably the best one they put on since the Boise guys showed up. They lowered the Jumbotron and showed the highlights on it. It was similar to the events the Sark staff put on only run by adults. There was also no exclamations by staff members that 6'6" lumps of poo would be first round draft picks. So that was good.

I am poor and hate my money. I go to these things every year. I tell myself in September that I will probably skip this year and then by the time Jan 1 comes around I hit up my buddy and we buy tickets again.

So Jimmy hired two new coaches, and they were both shitting themselves over having to talk for a few minutes to a room full of old losers who have nothing better to do than attend a football signing day event (no offense).

And that's on top of retaining both the lazy pervert and the incompetent old fuck who gives off serial killer vibes. Promising!