Like a fucking retarded doog child, just committed to 4 easy payments of $1,104.25 despite my John Donovan misgivings. 5 bonus Tyee points, BITCH!
Lol @ payments
Lol @ being a retard that would pay $4500 all at once when they OFFER to split it up over 4 months with absolutely no incentive to pay up front.
It's not retarded. It's just rare. Also, we as a nation offer to finance way too many things. So yeah...lol at payments if you don't need to. Especially when half the working nation carries WAYYY too much unnecessary debt load.
We pay in full with a rewards or cash back card for just about everything. Balance paid off every month.
Only thing we finance today is real estate. Keep a HELOC open to kill off any sporadic revolving debt or emergency issue...which will happen.
Took a while, but we planned this after eating rice and beans in a shitty house for half decade when we first married.... while we worked to pay off my wife's 6 figure student loans (the same loans her colleagues are still in forbearance or paying the bare min.).
Car dealers, cell phone dealers, and contractors look at you like you're retarded when you tell them you're not interested in any of their financing options.
Exhibit #81: Roof at a rental failed late last year. Told the property manager gal to pay balance in full when they finished up and gave her the Chase sapphire card
She looked at me like I had airborne AIDS.
She said... "You sure you want me to put the whole balance on this?? We can split it over the remainder of the lease agreement if you like??"
Did I stutter, bitch? I like my invoices PAID IN FULL. FICO and Experian agree.
Like a fucking retarded doog child, just committed to 4 easy payments of $1,104.25 despite my John Donovan misgivings. 5 bonus Tyee points, BITCH!
Lol @ payments
Lol @ being a retard that would pay $4500 all at once when they OFFER to split it up over 4 months with absolutely no incentive to pay up front.
It's not retarded. It's just rare. Also, we as a nation offer to finance way too many things. So yeah...lol at payments if you don't need to. Especially when half the working nation carries WAYYY too much unnecessary debt load.
We pay in full with a rewards or cash back card for just about everything. Balance paid off every month.
Only thing we finance today is real estate. Keep a HELOC open to kill off any sporadic revolving debt or emergency issue...which will happen.
Took a while, but we planned this after eating rice and beans in a shitty house for half decade when we first married.... while we worked to pay off my wife's 6 figure student loans (the same loans her colleagues are still in forbearance or paying the bare min.).
Car dealers, cell phone dealers, and contractors look at you like you're retarded when you tell them you're not interested in any of their financing options.
Exhibit #81: Roof at a rental failed late last year. Told the property manager gal to pay balance in full when they finished up and gave her the Chase sapphire card
She looked at me like I had airborne AIDS.
She said... "You sure you want me to put the whole balance on this?? We can split it over the remainder of the lease agreement if you like??"
Did I stutter, bitch? I like my invoices PAID IN FULL. FICO and Experian agree.
My Credit is AAA +++ rated. I’m like the US guvmint.
Like a fucking retarded doog child, just committed to 4 easy payments of $1,104.25 despite my John Donovan misgivings. 5 bonus Tyee points, BITCH!
Lol @ payments
Lol @ being a retard that would pay $4500 all at once when they OFFER to split it up over 4 months with absolutely no incentive to pay up front.
It's not retarded. It's just rare. Also, we as a nation offer to finance way too many things. So yeah...lol at payments if you don't need to. Especially when half the working nation carries WAYYY too much unnecessary debt load.
We pay in full with a rewards or cash back card for just about everything. Balance paid off every month.
Only thing we finance today is real estate. Keep a HELOC open to kill off any sporadic revolving debt or emergency issue...which will happen.
Took a while, but we planned this after eating rice and beans in a shitty house for half decade when we first married.... while we worked to pay off my wife's 6 figure student loans (the same loans her colleagues are still in forbearance or paying the bare min.).
Car dealers, cell phone dealers, and contractors look at you like you're retarded when you tell them you're not interested in any of their financing options.
Exhibit #81: Roof at a rental failed late last year. Told the property manager gal to pay balance in full when they finished up and gave her the Chase sapphire card
She looked at me like I had airborne AIDS.
She said... "You sure you want me to put the whole balance on this?? We can split it over the remainder of the lease agreement if you like??"
Did I stutter, bitch? I like my invoices PAID IN FULL. FICO and Experian agree.
My Credit is AAA +++ rated. I’m like the US guvmint.
I'd give you a loan long before the US government.
I bleed orange and black. This might be the year we take down you doogs.
I know this is you @Yousef_#1UberDriver. Your home is less stable than spider web. Your weapon is weaker than mosquito bites. Your voice and postings are more strident than sound of donkey.
I bleed orange and black. This might be the year we take down you doogs.
I know this is you @Yousef_#1UberDriver. Your home is less stable than spider web. Your weapon is weaker than mosquito bites. Your voice and postings are more strident than sound of donkey.
Boatgate it up instead. I looked it up last year before ending up with a baby on the way. Renting a boat isn't even that expensive.
Quality opponent in the early Sept sun, ideal for sailgate. It was overcast, wet, and chilly for ours when USC came to town last year, still a great time.
Like a fucking retarded doog child, just committed to 4 easy payments of $1,104.25 despite my John Donovan misgivings. 5 bonus Tyee points, BITCH!
Lol @ payments
Lol @ being a retard that would pay $4500 all at once when they OFFER to split it up over 4 months with absolutely no incentive to pay up front.
It's not retarded. It's just rare. Also, we as a nation offer to finance way too many things. So yeah...lol at payments if you don't need to. Especially when half the working nation carries WAYYY too much unnecessary debt load.
We pay in full with a rewards or cash back card for just about everything. Balance paid off every month.
Only thing we finance today is real estate. Keep a HELOC open to kill off any sporadic revolving debt or emergency issue...which will happen.
Took a while, but we planned this after eating rice and beans in a shitty house for half decade when we first married.... while we worked to pay off my wife's 6 figure student loans (the same loans her colleagues are still in forbearance or paying the bare min.).
Car dealers, cell phone dealers, and contractors look at you like you're retarded when you tell them you're not interested in any of their financing options.
Exhibit #81: Roof at a rental failed late last year. Told the property manager gal to pay balance in full when they finished up and gave her the Chase sapphire card
She looked at me like I had airborne AIDS.
She said... "You sure you want me to put the whole balance on this?? We can split it over the remainder of the lease agreement if you like??"
Did I stutter, bitch? I like my invoices PAID IN FULL. FICO and Experian agree.
I can afford to pay the full $4500 all at once right up front with my AmEx platinum, if what this thread is about is fucking credit card dick measuring. In the process of renewing my tickets, they offered to split it up over 4 months. This isn't accrued debt, I don't have to remember to make payments they'll do it for me, and I won't be caught with my pants down.
See how you say you pay with a rewards/cash back card for everything? That's using credit, that's using someone else's money, and when you don't carry a balance, you get those perks for 100% free. Tending in your direction is the rube that pays for everything in cash because it makes him feel like he has a big dick. Tending in my direction is using other people's money to make your money. When my vendors offer me 5% 90 or 180 day terms instead of 5% 20 (Hi Race!) I would be fucking retarded to take the 5% 20 when they give me an extra 70-160 days FOR FREE.
But, congrats on being (consumer) debt free, that's a great first step. But, contrary to the belief of tards, debt is not a four letter word if you can handle it.
Like a fucking retarded doog child, just committed to 4 easy payments of $1,104.25 despite my John Donovan misgivings. 5 bonus Tyee points, BITCH!
Lol @ payments
I’m really liking Jennifer’s hair in this picture. I think I might revisit bangs.
Wait. What are we talking about?
PERFECT evry tim
Funny story. I did *try* to cut my own bangs...once.
I think I was six or seven. Crayola kiddie safety scissors were my instrument of choice. (Naturally.) I don’t recall my thought process, but I wanted to test out the scissors on a few strands of hair before I fully committed. Mom_de_Jour caught me in the act and screamed, “what on earth are you doing young lady? OH MY GOD YOU’VE GIVEN YOURSELF HITLER BANGS!!!!”
Yup. The amount of my locks I opted to lop off left just enough to give the appearance of the former German dictator’s facial hair was smack dab in middle of my hairline.
I forgot how long it took to grow out, but oh man did I take a lot of shit from my family about it.
Mom_de_Jour: Would you like some cereal...my Führer? (Laughs)
Like a fucking retarded doog child, just committed to 4 easy payments of $1,104.25 despite my John Donovan misgivings. 5 bonus Tyee points, BITCH!
Lol @ payments
I’m really liking Jennifer’s hair in this picture. I think I might revisit bangs.
Wait. What are we talking about?
PERFECT evry tim
Funny story. I did *try* to cut my own bangs...once.
I think I was six or seven. Crayola kiddie safety scissors were my instrument of choice. (Naturally.) I don’t recall my thought process, but I wanted to test out the scissors on a few strands of hair before I fully committed. Mom_de_Jour caught me in the act and screamed, “what on earth are you doing young lady? OH MY GOD YOU’VE GIVEN YOURSELF HITLER BANGS!!!!”
Yup. The amount of my locks I opted to lop off left just enough to give the appearance of the former German dictator’s facial hair was smack dab in middle of my hairline.
I forgot how long it took to grow out, but oh man did I take a lot of shit from my family about it.
Mom_de_Jour: Would you like some cereal...my Führer? (Laughs)
Like a fucking retarded doog child, just committed to 4 easy payments of $1,104.25 despite my John Donovan misgivings. 5 bonus Tyee points, BITCH!
Lol @ payments
I’m really liking Jennifer’s hair in this picture. I think I might revisit bangs.
Wait. What are we talking about?
PERFECT evry tim
Funny story. I did *try* to cut my own bangs...once.
I think I was six or seven. Crayola kiddie safety scissors were my instrument of choice. (Naturally.) I don’t recall my thought process, but I wanted to test out the scissors on a few strands of hair before I fully committed. Mom_de_Jour caught me in the act and screamed, “what on earth are you doing young lady? OH MY GOD YOU’VE GIVEN YOURSELF HITLER BANGS!!!!”
Yup. The amount of my locks I opted to lop off left just enough to give the appearance of the former German dictator’s facial hair was smack dab in middle of my hairline.
I forgot how long it took to grow out, but oh man did I take a lot of shit from my family about it.
Mom_de_Jour: Would you like some cereal...my Führer? (Laughs)
Like a fucking retarded doog child, just committed to 4 easy payments of $1,104.25 despite my John Donovan misgivings. 5 bonus Tyee points, BITCH!
Lol @ payments
I’m really liking Jennifer’s hair in this picture. I think I might revisit bangs.
Wait. What are we talking about?
PERFECT evry tim
Funny story. I did *try* to cut my own bangs...once.
I think I was six or seven. Crayola kiddie safety scissors were my instrument of choice. (Naturally.) I don’t recall my thought process, but I wanted to test out the scissors on a few strands of hair before I fully committed. Mom_de_Jour caught me in the act and screamed, “what on earth are you doing young lady? OH MY GOD YOU’VE GIVEN YOURSELF HITLER BANGS!!!!”
Yup. The amount of my locks I opted to lop off left just enough to give the appearance of the former German dictator’s facial hair was smack dab in middle of my hairline.
I forgot how long it took to grow out, but oh man did I take a lot of shit from my family about it.
Mom_de_Jour: Would you like some cereal...my Führer? (Laughs)
I re-upped on Thursday after contemplating it. Was seriosuly thinking of just buying E1 passes on Craigslist and watchign the games out there. YAYYY! 5 Tyee points. Like that is going to get many closer to those "anonymous" donors who give millions and get their time on the Jumbotron. But I am in the running for field passes and a Jimmy Lake signed helmet. Things are coming up Millhouse!
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We pay in full with a rewards or cash back card for just about everything. Balance paid off every month.
Only thing we finance today is real estate. Keep a HELOC open to kill off any sporadic revolving debt or emergency issue...which will happen.
Took a while, but we planned this after eating rice and beans in a shitty house for half decade when we first married.... while we worked to pay off my wife's 6 figure student loans (the same loans her colleagues are still in forbearance or paying the bare min.).
Car dealers, cell phone dealers, and contractors look at you like you're retarded when you tell them you're not interested in any of their financing options.
Exhibit #81: Roof at a rental failed late last year. Told the property manager gal to pay balance in full when they finished up and gave her the Chase sapphire card
She looked at me like I had airborne AIDS.
She said... "You sure you want me to put the whole balance on this?? We can split it over the remainder of the lease agreement if you like??"
Did I stutter, bitch? I like my invoices PAID IN FULL. FICO and Experian agree.
I will have Montlake Huskies followers get special discount.
Do NOT take ride from @Yousef_#1UberDriver - he is afflicted by mental retardation and does not know what to do.
I too was considering going to the Michigan game. Every home game I’ve attended in the last 6 years have been wins.
So one of us will be right.
This is good stuff
See how you say you pay with a rewards/cash back card for everything? That's using credit, that's using someone else's money, and when you don't carry a balance, you get those perks for 100% free. Tending in your direction is the rube that pays for everything in cash because it makes him feel like he has a big dick. Tending in my direction is using other people's money to make your money. When my vendors offer me 5% 90 or 180 day terms instead of 5% 20 (Hi Race!) I would be fucking retarded to take the 5% 20 when they give me an extra 70-160 days FOR FREE.
But, congrats on being (consumer) debt free, that's a great first step. But, contrary to the belief of tards, debt is not a four letter word if you can handle it.
I think I was six or seven. Crayola kiddie safety scissors were my instrument of choice. (Naturally.) I don’t recall my thought process, but I wanted to test out the scissors on a few strands of hair before I fully committed. Mom_de_Jour caught me in the act and screamed, “what on earth are you doing young lady? OH MY GOD YOU’VE GIVEN YOURSELF HITLER BANGS!!!!”
Yup. The amount of my locks I opted to lop off left just enough to give the appearance of the former German dictator’s facial hair was smack dab in middle of my hairline.
I forgot how long it took to grow out, but oh man did I take a lot of shit from my family about it.
Mom_de_Jour: Would you like some cereal...my Führer? (Laughs)
CSB.
(Doogs, that's how you accumulate wives)