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With @HBO's @GameOfThrones premiering Sunday, allow us to introduce USC's "House Sarkisian"… #FallIsComing pic.twitter.com/SNccu1qQ9c
— USC Trojans (@USC_Athletics) April 3, 2014
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What a douche. Fucking .500 coach and all he does is talk and promote himself and his *sizzle. No wonder that dumb fuck Kim gargles his balls
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Tui should be god damned embarrassed.
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Good fucking riddance.
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Screenshots delivered.
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obligatory #ThanksPat
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Where is Thump?
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Johnny Nansen is assistant head Coach ....?
I can't think of a less deserving lazy fuck to get a title like this...
... Until I thought of Bob 'weekend at Bernie's' Simmons ...
But then again this is dude Brah land ... -
can't wait for House Sark's first road game
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That's Ser Thump to youPurpleJ said:Where is Thump?
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Addition by subtraction for UW.fivehundredmileDAWG said:Johnny Nansen is assistant head Coach ....?
I can't think of a less deserving lazy fuck to get a title like this...
... Until I thought of Bob 'weekend at Bernie's' Simmons ...
But then again this is dude Brah land ...
Johnny Simmons is on the staff bc he's Sark's tail chasing buddy. The guy is totally unqualified to be anything other than a recruiting guy or DL coach, the position he played. -
Sark is Theon Greyjoy.
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What a cool day for the Trojan family, man
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Why the fuck would someone pick Johnny Nansen as their wingman? Says all you need to know about SarkFSHeretoBeatmyChest said:
Addition by subtraction for UW.fivehundredmileDAWG said:Johnny Nansen is assistant head Coach ....?
I can't think of a less deserving lazy fuck to get a title like this...
... Until I thought of Bob 'weekend at Bernie's' Simmons ...
But then again this is dude Brah land ...
Johnny Simmons is on the staff bc he's Sark's tail chasing buddy. The guy is totally unqualified to be anything other than a recruiting guy or DL coach, the position he played. -
Because they're a married fat fuck? Can't have your wingman stealing the poon you set out to getBlowItUp said:
Why the fuck would someone pick Johnny Nansen as their wingman? Says all you need to know about SarkFSHeretoBeatmyChest said:
Addition by subtraction for UW.fivehundredmileDAWG said:Johnny Nansen is assistant head Coach ....?
I can't think of a less deserving lazy fuck to get a title like this...
... Until I thought of Bob 'weekend at Bernie's' Simmons ...
But then again this is dude Brah land ...
Johnny Simmons is on the staff bc he's Sark's tail chasing buddy. The guy is totally unqualified to be anything other than a recruiting guy or DL coach, the position he played.
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I didn't know you could be legendary when your top season is 8 wins.
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my goodness, what a fucking embarrassment
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I sat in on a DL meeting once with Holt, Nansen, and a GA. They were watching tape of practice and the GA was leading the meeting. Nansen was in the back of the room snacking on cornnuts and saying stupid shit like "listen to coach" (meaning the GA), "ya gotta be quicker", "make sure you wear a rubber". He is a worthless fuck.
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they should have at least photshopped out his extra chins so that he looks from the era before the donut was invented.
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they should replace that photo with the one of him crying during the Oregon game
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As Ken Griswold likes to say, wow... just wow
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Ho lee shit. You'd think USC could find someone to photoshop that second chin out. They need to hire Race(RIP).
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WJW. Nansen is a worthless.CheersWestDawg said:I sat in on a DL meeting once with Holt, Nansen, and a GA. They were watching tape of practice and the GA was leading the meeting. Nansen was in the back of the room snacking on cornnuts and saying stupid shit like "listen to coach" (meaning the GA), "ya gotta be quicker", "make sure you wear a rubber". He is a worthless fuck.
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Can we call him Reek now?allpurpleallgold said:Sark is Theon Greyjoy.
Also, I love how they photoshopped about 20 pounds of fat from his face for that picture
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Sark is literally the only coach in this conference who has never won 9 games in a season as a head coach.DerekJohnson said:I didn't know you could be legendary when your top season is 8 wins.
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I can't wait until USC loses 28-10 against Stanford in a sloppy game and Sark says, "We're a lot better football team than we showed today."
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Not until his former home turns him into an embarrassment.bananasnblondes said: -
Prince Joffrey is still under House Peterman though. He doesn't know yet that he was fathered through a Sarkisian-Grinolds incestuous relationship
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Every house Sark builds reminds me of a Quadrant Home. 90-100 day build cycle, haphazard foundation pour, and framed by illegals who couldn't care less about what "plumb" means. A low quality, low cost shitbox
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BlowItUp said:
With @HBO's @GameOfThrones premiering Sunday, allow us to introduce USC's "House Sarkisian"… #FallIsComing pic.twitter.com/SNccu1qQ9c
— USC Trojans (@USC_Athletics) April 3, 2014Now, more than ever before:
WDWHA
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God Ivan looks like a fuckin goon.
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