Presented without comment:
With @HBO's @GameOfThrones premiering Sunday, allow us to introduce USC's "House Sarkisian"… #FallIsComing pic.twitter.com/SNccu1qQ9c
— USC Trojans (@USC_Athletics) April 3, 2014

Comments
Sort by:
1 - 20 of
501

Updated by MikeDamone
What a douche. Fucking .500 coach and all he does is talk and promote himself and his *sizzle. No wonder that dumb fuck Kim gargles his balls
Where is the lawnmower dancer ?
Where is the lawnmower dancer ?
Johnny Nansen is assistant head Coach ....?
I can't think of a less deserving lazy fuck to get a title like this...
... Until I thought of Bob 'weekend at Bernie's' Simmons ...
But then again this is dude Brah land ...
I can't think of a less deserving lazy fuck to get a title like this...
... Until I thought of Bob 'weekend at Bernie's' Simmons ...
But then again this is dude Brah land ...
Johnny Nansen is assistant head Coach ....?Addition by subtraction for UW.
I can't think of a less deserving lazy fuck to get a title like this...
... Until I thought of Bob 'weekend at Bernie's' Simmons ...
But then again this is dude Brah land ...
Johnny Simmons is on the staff bc he's Sark's tail chasing buddy. The guy is totally unqualified to be anything other than a recruiting guy or DL coach, the position he played.
Why the fuck would someone pick Johnny Nansen as their wingman? Says all you need to know about SarkFSJohnny Nansen is assistant head Coach ....?Addition by subtraction for UW.
I can't think of a less deserving lazy fuck to get a title like this...
... Until I thought of Bob 'weekend at Bernie's' Simmons ...
But then again this is dude Brah land ...
Johnny Simmons is on the staff bc he's Sark's tail chasing buddy. The guy is totally unqualified to be anything other than a recruiting guy or DL coach, the position he played.
Because they're a married fat fuck? Can't have your wingman stealing the poon you set out to getWhy the fuck would someone pick Johnny Nansen as their wingman? Says all you need to know about SarkFSJohnny Nansen is assistant head Coach ....?Addition by subtraction for UW.
I can't think of a less deserving lazy fuck to get a title like this...
... Until I thought of Bob 'weekend at Bernie's' Simmons ...
But then again this is dude Brah land ...
Johnny Simmons is on the staff bc he's Sark's tail chasing buddy. The guy is totally unqualified to be anything other than a recruiting guy or DL coach, the position he played.
I sat in on a DL meeting once with Holt, Nansen, and a GA. They were watching tape of practice and the GA was leading the meeting. Nansen was in the back of the room snacking on cornnuts and saying stupid shit like "listen to coach" (meaning the GA), "ya gotta be quicker", "make sure you wear a rubber". He is a worthless fuck.
1 - 20 of
501