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With @HBO's @GameOfThrones premiering Sunday, allow us to introduce USC's "House Sarkisian"… #FallIsComing pic.twitter.com/SNccu1qQ9c

— USC Trojans (@USC_Athletics) April 3, 2014

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    User: "MikeDamone"
    Updated by MikeDamone
    What a douche. Fucking .500 coach and all he does is talk and promote himself and his *sizzle. No wonder that dumb fuck Kim gargles his balls

    Where is the lawnmower dancer ?
    Tui should be god damned embarrassed.
    User: "TierbsHsotBoobs"
    Updated by TierbsHsotBoobs
    Good fucking riddance.
    Screenshots delivered.

    Btw, #Fallls is missing 3 more L's
    obligatory #ThanksPat
    Where is Thump?
    Johnny Nansen is assistant head Coach ....?

    I can't think of a less deserving lazy fuck to get a title like this...

    ... Until I thought of Bob 'weekend at Bernie's' Simmons ...

    But then again this is dude Brah land ...
    can't wait for House Sark's first road game

    can you say red wedding?
    Where is Thump?
    That's Ser Thump to you
    Johnny Nansen is assistant head Coach ....?

    I can't think of a less deserving lazy fuck to get a title like this...

    ... Until I thought of Bob 'weekend at Bernie's' Simmons ...

    But then again this is dude Brah land ...
    Addition by subtraction for UW.

    Johnny Simmons is on the staff bc he's Sark's tail chasing buddy. The guy is totally unqualified to be anything other than a recruiting guy or DL coach, the position he played.
    Sark is Theon Greyjoy.
    What a cool day for the Trojan family, man
    Johnny Nansen is assistant head Coach ....?

    I can't think of a less deserving lazy fuck to get a title like this...

    ... Until I thought of Bob 'weekend at Bernie's' Simmons ...

    But then again this is dude Brah land ...
    Addition by subtraction for UW.

    Johnny Simmons is on the staff bc he's Sark's tail chasing buddy. The guy is totally unqualified to be anything other than a recruiting guy or DL coach, the position he played.
    Why the fuck would someone pick Johnny Nansen as their wingman? Says all you need to know about SarkFS
    Johnny Nansen is assistant head Coach ....?

    I can't think of a less deserving lazy fuck to get a title like this...

    ... Until I thought of Bob 'weekend at Bernie's' Simmons ...

    But then again this is dude Brah land ...
    Addition by subtraction for UW.

    Johnny Simmons is on the staff bc he's Sark's tail chasing buddy. The guy is totally unqualified to be anything other than a recruiting guy or DL coach, the position he played.
    Why the fuck would someone pick Johnny Nansen as their wingman? Says all you need to know about SarkFS
    Because they're a married fat fuck? Can't have your wingman stealing the poon you set out to get
    I didn't know you could be legendary when your top season is 8 wins.
    my goodness, what a fucking embarrassment
    I sat in on a DL meeting once with Holt, Nansen, and a GA. They were watching tape of practice and the GA was leading the meeting. Nansen was in the back of the room snacking on cornnuts and saying stupid shit like "listen to coach" (meaning the GA), "ya gotta be quicker", "make sure you wear a rubber". He is a worthless fuck.
    they should have at least photshopped out his extra chins so that he looks from the era before the donut was invented.
    they should replace that photo with the one of him crying during the Oregon game
    As Ken Griswold likes to say, wow... just wow
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