Story tim with Swaye....
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Another great aspect of sports, however, is the true diversity the kids will discover as they unify and pull together toward a common goal, instead of being told who the good guys and bad guys are in the school classroom, supposedly in pursuit of "diversity." One is brainwashing bullshit, and the other is more like the real world, where common interests and desires pull people together, not guilt.YellowSnow said:
Way to completely miss the point you knucklehead. HS and middle school sports for kids are great. Obsessed parents traveling to club soccer tournaments all year long for kids that will never play at the next level seems like a pain in the butt. Did you not read anything @creepycoug said?FireCohen said:I thought this was going certified classic. Then piss snow chimes in with genetics and how ones should not do spend too much on athletics and all. If it keeps the kids busy - it’s good isn’t??
@Swaye i got no advice for you regarding parenting. One thing I know, it is not for the weak and no running away from this (unless you are complete POS). America depends on you a growing a somewhat a well adjusted woman. Good luck and may god have mercy on your soul -
This I know already: Swaye's beautiful daughter's face will be his favorite sight to behold after a rough night in the drunk tank, whereas Mom's face will be filled with rage during the car ride home as she bites her tongue to not upset the little one.
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@Swaye you know that fucking papoose I sent you? THIS IS WHAT IT'S FOR. USE IT.ThomasFremont said:Sleep training short cut (serious):
-sound machine...minimizes other noises from waking baby up and lulls them to sleep with a plethora of nature sounds. We prefer rain.
-sleep sack...these come in a variety of shapes and sizes, but anything that’s an all in one (fuck swaddling blankets) that wraps them up and keeps them warm and secure works. Once they get strong enough to roll around they make some that look like one of the base jumper flying squirrel suits. Works great.
-get the kid OUT of your bed ASAP. This is a bit more personal preference and I’ve gotten in trouble for criticizing this, but I have friends that still co-sleep with their 2-3 year old children. AKA, no nights of sleep alone in your bed without getting constantly kicked and elbowed and worrying you’ll roll over and crush the little fucker. -
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Your kids only get exposed to what you choose the first 4 years or so. Choose wisely.YellowSnow said: -
I highly recommend Phineas and Ferb when the tyke is old enough. It's actually not that bad.
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Beavis and Butthead. May as well acquaint them with the real world.1to392831weretaken said:I highly recommend Phineas and Ferb when the tyke is old enough. It's actually not that bad.
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Oh really? Let them go to a friends house and get introduced to Blippi when you’re not paying attention.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Your kids only get exposed to what you choose the first 4 years or so. Choose wisely.YellowSnow said: -
If you let your kid go to CUOG they will marry Beavis?creepycoug said:
Beavis and Butthead. May as well acquaint them with the real world.1to392831weretaken said:I highly recommend Phineas and Ferb when the tyke is old enough. It's actually not that bad.
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There are so many shitty universities out there, there is really no reason even for reject children to attend WSU or UO.YellowSnow said:
If you let your kid go to CUOG they will marry Beavis?creepycoug said:
Beavis and Butthead. May as well acquaint them with the real world.1to392831weretaken said:I highly recommend Phineas and Ferb when the tyke is old enough. It's actually not that bad.
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Under four my kids aren't getting a lot of unsupervised screen time at other friends houses.YellowSnow said:
Oh really? Let them go to a friends house and get introduced to Blippi when you’re not paying attention.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Your kids only get exposed to what you choose the first 4 years or so. Choose wisely.YellowSnow said:
1. Bc who knows what people know about as far as parental controls, YouTube, etc. You start watching baby shark and YouTube autoplay has you watching furries after 4-5 videos.
2. We also are some of the first of our friends to have kids so we have a limited peer group as is. Father in law is the most likely culprit to give her garbage and I've seriously considered setting up parental controls while he's watching her. We've staved off such notables as Frozen, bubble guppies, & paw patrol.
FWIW my family currently watches the mandalorian together. We play her lots of studio ghibli and "classic" kids films along with some other stuff like the original star wars trilogy. Currently in a toy story phase. Previously the new animated spider verse which was good in it's own right.
I don't think the content makes a huge difference in her education but it sure as hell makes a difference in my wife and I's quality of life and ability to enjoy a movie with her. We can sit on the couch together and watch Toy story 3 but there's no way in hell I'd stand watching an episode of doc mcstuffins for even 5 minutes.
How's she ever going to know the difference though unless we expose her? And even then, just don't make it available. They'll get the fuck over whining for the wiggles ten minutes into howls moving castle. One's intolerable while the other is at least coherent content.
Ok, I think I'll go drown myself in the hot tub with a white Russian after writing those paragraphs out.
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I read your story to my wife. She laughed and thinks you're a great writer. Congrats. Fucking best HH poster ever!
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Hey @DuckHHunterisafag, tell your wife I said “hello”.DuckHHunterisafag said:I read your story to my wife. She laughed and thinks you're a great writer. Congrats. Fucking best HH poster ever!
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Doog_de_Jour said:
Hey @DuckHHunterisafag, tell your wife I said “hello”.DuckHHunterisafag said:I read your story to my wife. She laughed and thinks you're a great writer. Congrats. Fucking best HH poster ever!
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My wife said to tell you @Doog_de_Jour that you’ll be hearing from her lawyer soon.Doog_de_Jour said:
Hey @DuckHHunterisafag, tell your wife I said “hello”.DuckHHunterisafag said:I read your story to my wife. She laughed and thinks you're a great writer. Congrats. Fucking best HH poster ever!
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Archer, by 5 years, if you ever want her to appreciate the wonder and appeal of Cocaine.creepycoug said:
Beavis and Butthead. May as well acquaint them with the real world.1to392831weretaken said:I highly recommend Phineas and Ferb when the tyke is old enough. It's actually not that bad.
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I was watching The Expendables in the middle of the night because who needs sleep and I let little FRANNY watch it with me. Her eyes aren't open but I am pretty sure she liked it anyway. Her steady diet of Predator begins tonight. None of you will want to date my daughter one day because she will kick your ass.
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Great pick with PREDATOR. One of my favs. Mine loved the movie when they were little, watched it over and over and over...Swaye said:I was watching The Expendables in the middle of the night because who needs sleep and I let little FRANNY watch it with me. Her eyes aren't open but I am pretty sure she liked it anyway. Her steady diet of Predator begins tonight. None of you will want to date my daughter one day because she will kick your ass.
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I still have nightmares about those creepy fucks. My daughters played that show on loop. And my oldest is graduating this spring with a double major in physics and environmental science. Creep's right, it really doesn't matter all that much.creepycoug said:
I have three. The one who just got accepted into a PhD program for maff watched Teletubbies and loved it. Teletubbies. If you ever watched 2 minutes of that shit you'd know what I mean. Spooky weird. This one:UW_Doog_Bot said:
Screen time even my wife the pro uses. We try to keep it limited but it makes it that much more effective when she does get it.YellowSnow said:Any parent that has a screen time prohibition is FS. We'd be divorced already if it wasn't for the miracle of TV babysitter.
She managed to survive.
Creepy Tim advice for the day: don't try too hard with your kids. It won't really make that much of a difference either way. They are resilient af and will survive and thrive despite your worst parental mistakes; and they're not going to MIT or playing for the DAWGS! if their DNA coding doesn't say so. Life's beautiful and life's a bitch. Boffe. -
Kids take up LaCrosse in the spring these days because they sucked at Baseball and weren't fast enough to run track. Most of the kids that play the sport in my area tend to be over privileged white kids who aren't very athletic.TurdBomber said:Baseball dads are awful. I hear Hockey dads are even worse. Soccer parents of all genders are generally too stupid for their own good, and LaCrosse parents? I don't know many. By design. But the few I do know are completely fucking insufferable and can't admit they took up LaCrosse because it's the the only sport white enough for Jimmy to get playing time on the field in.
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Awwww. She should know she’s still my number one.DoogCourics said:
My wife said to tell you @Doog_de_Jour that you’ll be hearing from her lawyer soon.Doog_de_Jour said:
Hey @DuckHHunterisafag, tell your wife I said “hello”.DuckHHunterisafag said:I read your story to my wife. She laughed and thinks you're a great writer. Congrats. Fucking best HH poster ever!
And while it’s sadden me that this has escalated into a legal matter, I’m not concerned. My attorney has had little to do since @Swaye has become a husband/father.
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I remember my toy story phaseUW_Doog_Bot said:
Under four my kids aren't getting a lot of unsupervised screen time at other friends houses.YellowSnow said:
Oh really? Let them go to a friends house and get introduced to Blippi when you’re not paying attention.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Your kids only get exposed to what you choose the first 4 years or so. Choose wisely.YellowSnow said:
1. Bc who knows what people know about as far as parental controls, YouTube, etc. You start watching baby shark and YouTube autoplay has you watching furries after 4-5 videos.
2. We also are some of the first of our friends to have kids so we have a limited peer group as is. Father in law is the most likely culprit to give her garbage and I've seriously considered setting up parental controls while he's watching her. We've staved off such notables as Frozen, bubble guppies, & paw patrol.
FWIW my family currently watches the mandalorian together. We play her lots of studio ghibli and "classic" kids films along with some other stuff like the original star wars trilogy. Currently in a toy story phase. Previously the new animated spider verse which was good in it's own right.
I don't think the content makes a huge difference in her education but it sure as hell makes a difference in my wife and I's quality of life and ability to enjoy a movie with her. We can sit on the couch together and watch Toy story 3 but there's no way in hell I'd stand watching an episode of doc mcstuffins for even 5 minutes.
How's she ever going to know the difference though unless we expose her? And even then, just don't make it available. They'll get the fuck over whining for the wiggles ten minutes into howls moving castle. One's intolerable while the other is at least coherent content.
Ok, I think I'll go drown myself in the hot tub with a white Russian after writing those paragraphs out.
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Dudes. @GrundleStiltzkin is gonna go full LMC is unless you quit bashing LAX.BayDawg said:
Kids take up LaCrosse in the spring these days because they sucked at Baseball and weren't fast enough to run track. Most of the kids that play the sport in my area tend to be over privileged white kids who aren't very athletic.TurdBomber said:Baseball dads are awful. I hear Hockey dads are even worse. Soccer parents of all genders are generally too stupid for their own good, and LaCrosse parents? I don't know many. By design. But the few I do know are completely fucking insufferable and can't admit they took up LaCrosse because it's the the only sport white enough for Jimmy to get playing time on the field in.
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Fran Redman is a strong name.
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My kid - the one who liked this show - graduated last spring with a double major in physics and astro.BayDawg said:
I still have nightmares about those creepy fucks. My daughters played that show on loop. And my oldest is graduating this spring with a double major in physics and environmental science. Creep's right, it really doesn't matter all that much.creepycoug said:
I have three. The one who just got accepted into a PhD program for maff watched Teletubbies and loved it. Teletubbies. If you ever watched 2 minutes of that shit you'd know what I mean. Spooky weird. This one:UW_Doog_Bot said:
Screen time even my wife the pro uses. We try to keep it limited but it makes it that much more effective when she does get it.YellowSnow said:Any parent that has a screen time prohibition is FS. We'd be divorced already if it wasn't for the miracle of TV babysitter.
She managed to survive.
Creepy Tim advice for the day: don't try too hard with your kids. It won't really make that much of a difference either way. They are resilient af and will survive and thrive despite your worst parental mistakes; and they're not going to MIT or playing for the DAWGS! if their DNA coding doesn't say so. Life's beautiful and life's a bitch. Boffe.
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No. It was the row boat character building.creepycoug said:
My kid - the one who liked this show - graduated last spring with a double major in physics and astro.BayDawg said:
I still have nightmares about those creepy fucks. My daughters played that show on loop. And my oldest is graduating this spring with a double major in physics and environmental science. Creep's right, it really doesn't matter all that much.creepycoug said:
I have three. The one who just got accepted into a PhD program for maff watched Teletubbies and loved it. Teletubbies. If you ever watched 2 minutes of that shit you'd know what I mean. Spooky weird. This one:UW_Doog_Bot said:
Screen time even my wife the pro uses. We try to keep it limited but it makes it that much more effective when she does get it.YellowSnow said:Any parent that has a screen time prohibition is FS. We'd be divorced already if it wasn't for the miracle of TV babysitter.
She managed to survive.
Creepy Tim advice for the day: don't try too hard with your kids. It won't really make that much of a difference either way. They are resilient af and will survive and thrive despite your worst parental mistakes; and they're not going to MIT or playing for the DAWGS! if their DNA coding doesn't say so. Life's beautiful and life's a bitch. Boffe.
Maybe the teletubbies thing was good somehow? Who knew? -
I just hope @creepycoug you aren't the kind of man who includes a letter with the Feliz Navidad card bragging about the kids. The non-aggression pact of 2017 might become null and void.creepycoug said:
My kid - the one who liked this show - graduated last spring with a double major in physics and astro.BayDawg said:
I still have nightmares about those creepy fucks. My daughters played that show on loop. And my oldest is graduating this spring with a double major in physics and environmental science. Creep's right, it really doesn't matter all that much.creepycoug said:
I have three. The one who just got accepted into a PhD program for maff watched Teletubbies and loved it. Teletubbies. If you ever watched 2 minutes of that shit you'd know what I mean. Spooky weird. This one:UW_Doog_Bot said:
Screen time even my wife the pro uses. We try to keep it limited but it makes it that much more effective when she does get it.YellowSnow said:Any parent that has a screen time prohibition is FS. We'd be divorced already if it wasn't for the miracle of TV babysitter.
She managed to survive.
Creepy Tim advice for the day: don't try too hard with your kids. It won't really make that much of a difference either way. They are resilient af and will survive and thrive despite your worst parental mistakes; and they're not going to MIT or playing for the DAWGS! if their DNA coding doesn't say so. Life's beautiful and life's a bitch. Boffe.
Maybe the teletubbies thing was good somehow? Who knew? -
We actually didn't send out cards this year, and when we do, no letter.YellowSnow said:
I just hope @creepycoug you aren't the kind of man who includes a letter with the Feliz Navidad card bragging about the kids. The non-aggression pact of 2017 might become null and void.creepycoug said:
My kid - the one who liked this show - graduated last spring with a double major in physics and astro.BayDawg said:
I still have nightmares about those creepy fucks. My daughters played that show on loop. And my oldest is graduating this spring with a double major in physics and environmental science. Creep's right, it really doesn't matter all that much.creepycoug said:
I have three. The one who just got accepted into a PhD program for maff watched Teletubbies and loved it. Teletubbies. If you ever watched 2 minutes of that shit you'd know what I mean. Spooky weird. This one:UW_Doog_Bot said:
Screen time even my wife the pro uses. We try to keep it limited but it makes it that much more effective when she does get it.YellowSnow said:Any parent that has a screen time prohibition is FS. We'd be divorced already if it wasn't for the miracle of TV babysitter.
She managed to survive.
Creepy Tim advice for the day: don't try too hard with your kids. It won't really make that much of a difference either way. They are resilient af and will survive and thrive despite your worst parental mistakes; and they're not going to MIT or playing for the DAWGS! if their DNA coding doesn't say so. Life's beautiful and life's a bitch. Boffe.
Maybe the teletubbies thing was good somehow? Who knew?
The whole enterprise has become quite stupid. I don't have a social media presence of any kind either. I'm old school. You either know me or you don't.
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Honestly I couldnt make any sense of this unintelligible gibberishFireCohen said:I thought this was going certified classic. Then piss snow chimes in with genetics and how ones should not do spend too much on athletics and all. If it keeps the kids busy - it’s good isn’t??
@Swaye i got no advice for you regarding parenting. One thing I know, it is not for the weak and no running away from this (unless you are complete POS). America depends on you a growing a somewhat a well adjusted woman. Good luck and may god have mercy on your soul -
The cuog chicks are hotter and down af you virginMad_Son said:
There are so many shitty universities out there, there is really no reason even for reject children to attend WSU or UO.YellowSnow said:
If you let your kid go to CUOG they will marry Beavis?creepycoug said:
Beavis and Butthead. May as well acquaint them with the real world.1to392831weretaken said:I highly recommend Phineas and Ferb when the tyke is old enough. It's actually not that bad.
