An Ode to BackthePack
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I know BTP better than most here. Met him at the Rose Bowl tailgate, played golf a few times with him over the summer, gave him a ticket for the first 8 minutes of the Eastern game before he puked all over my leg, himself, and damn near the row in front of us. He's a good kid. Can't hit his irons for shit, but he'll spout HH'isms all the way down the fairway. No shit, he's an IRL copy pasta. It's funny until you miss a 5 footer and he tells you 'its hard.'
All that being said his posting sucks and I've told him as much. Some of that style plays on Twitter, but people here will call you on it. If he were to just chill out, give his honest takes, and be himself he'd be fine. Whoever said he's been like a Chinese knockoff of several brands at the same time nailed it. Add that in with delusions of superiority over the bored and the whole thing goes to shit.
S/O to you 27 voters. I haven't forgotten. -
I like btp. He’ll grow out of it. 20 year olds are dumb as shit on the internet
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fixedntxduck said:I like btp. He’ll grow out of it. 20 year olds are dumb as shit
on the internet
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kid needs stop drinking and doing weed and get back on his bipolar medicine. his parents are being ignorant fucking evy educated cuntsExtraChrisB said:I know BTP better than most here. Met him at the Rose Bowl tailgate, played golf a few times with him over the summer, gave him a ticket for the first 8 minutes of the Eastern game before he puked all over my leg, himself, and damn near the row in front of us. He's a good kid. Can't hit his irons for shit, but he'll spout HH'isms all the way down the fairway. No shit, he's an IRL copy pasta. It's funny until you miss a 5 footer and he tells you 'its hard.'
All that being said his posting sucks and I've told him as much. Some of that style plays on Twitter, but people here will call you on it. If he were to just chill out, give his honest takes, and be himself he'd be fine. Whoever said he's been like a Chinese knockoff of several brands at the same time nailed it. Add that in with delusions of superiority over the bored and the whole thing goes to shit.
S/O to you 27 voters. I haven't forgotten. -
I was your first voteExtraChrisB said:I know BTP better than most here. Met him at the Rose Bowl tailgate, played golf a few times with him over the summer, gave him a ticket for the first 8 minutes of the Eastern game before he puked all over my leg, himself, and damn near the row in front of us. He's a good kid. Can't hit his irons for shit, but he'll spout HH'isms all the way down the fairway. No shit, he's an IRL copy pasta. It's funny until you miss a 5 footer and he tells you 'its hard.'
All that being said his posting sucks and I've told him as much. Some of that style plays on Twitter, but people here will call you on it. If he were to just chill out, give his honest takes, and be himself he'd be fine. Whoever said he's been like a Chinese knockoff of several brands at the same time nailed it. Add that in with delusions of superiority over the bored and the whole thing goes to shit.
S/O to you 27 voters. I haven't forgotten.
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lmfaoExtraChrisB said:Can't hit his irons for shit, but he'll spout HH'isms all the way down the fairway. No shit, he's an IRL copy pasta. It's funny until you miss a 5 footer and he tells you 'its hard.'
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I’m winning national championships. You’re hoping to maybe one day lure a coach from backwater bumfuck Oregon to save your sorry ass from 6-6. Truth hurts.creepycoug said:
As well they should.PurpleJ said:
I have an undefeated record. I respect you like Clemson respects Miami.creepycoug said:
Smoke and mirrors Princess?PurpleJ said:Creep doesn’t scare me. He’s all smoke and mirrors like Miami futbol.
Care to compare 7-11 parking lot body counts?
That's what I thought. You started drinking early today. Level off and pace yourself lest you go off the rails like BtP.
Also, I don’t drink because I’m better than you.
Clemson is a skid mark on the underpants of cfb compared to Miami. It would be easier to come up with a category in which Clemson > Miami than the other way around. -
We leave the children alone to fend for themselves here in Tacoma. Tuffens them up for the trials yet to come. Step off puto.cfbquotes said:
Bro u sound like ur 30 go take care of ur kids lmaoRoadDawg55 said:
He was okay for awhile and gave this place some youths like you said, easily influenced. He found another gay internet kid in LMC and lost any originality he had.Doogles said:His problem is he is the knockoff Chinese factory version of too many brands simultaneously.
Easily influenced and highly insecure, Slapper has been trending down for some time.
I feel bad for the guy. I can’t imagine being TBS obsessed and caring like he does as a 19 year old. I guess it’s a little less creepy than an adult, but it’s so fucking lame. He should be enjoying his youth, drinking and drugging, hanging with chicks, etc. Not being a jersey chaser to kids his own age.
I feel like a lot of kids his age are so stuck on the internet that they don’t actually create any real memories. Internet addiction should come later in life when you have a job, don’t go out drinking every weekend, etc. -
OMG TOTALLY TWINSIES!!!!!1Pitchfork51 said:
Wtfcfbquotes said:
Bro u sound like ur 30 go take care of ur kids lmaoRoadDawg55 said:
He was okay for awhile and gave this place some youths like you said, easily influenced. He found another gay internet kid in LMC and lost any originality he had.Doogles said:His problem is he is the knockoff Chinese factory version of too many brands simultaneously.
Easily influenced and highly insecure, Slapper has been trending down for some time.
I feel bad for the guy. I can’t imagine being TBS obsessed and caring like he does as a 19 year old. I guess it’s a little less creepy than an adult, but it’s so fucking lame. He should be enjoying his youth, drinking and drugging, hanging with chicks, etc. Not being a jersey chaser to kids his own age.
I feel like a lot of kids his age are so stuck on the internet that they don’t actually create any real memories. Internet addiction should come later in life when you have a job, don’t go out drinking every weekend, etc.
I'm 31 and ain't got no kids bish -
Blackeye for the bored, IMO.ExtraChrisB said:I know BTP better than most here. Met him at the Rose Bowl tailgate, played golf a few times with him over the summer, gave him a ticket for the first 8 minutes of the Eastern game before he puked all over my leg, himself, and damn near the row in front of us. He's a good kid. Can't hit his irons for shit, but he'll spout HH'isms all the way down the fairway. No shit, he's an IRL copy pasta. It's funny until you miss a 5 footer and he tells you 'its hard.'
All that being said his posting sucks and I've told him as much. Some of that style plays on Twitter, but people here will call you on it. If he were to just chill out, give his honest takes, and be himself he'd be fine. Whoever said he's been like a Chinese knockoff of several brands at the same time nailed it. Add that in with delusions of superiority over the bored and the whole thing goes to shit.
S/O to you 27 voters. I haven't forgotten.
