Kim knows how to fix the dawgpack
Let's get it done!
Oh wait, shit. Thats not what Kim said.
Oh, here it is.
"Hire" Alex Akita to be the coordinator of the dawgpack and offer scholarships to kids who will agree to come to the games and pretend to be excited about the teams.
Let's get it done!
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I think a surcharge on courtside access for bloggers under 5'5'' ought to cover the cost of some new promos for the dawg pack.
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if there's acting involved, maybe they should recruit kids from the drama department
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*sizzle
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Wouldn't work, fags don't like sports...MikeDamone said:*sizzle
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twister
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Why not recruit fair whether fans who go crazy and only show up when the team is winning... and keep them coming back week in, week out... by actually winning?DerekIsKim said:The Dawgpack for both football and basketball really needs to be figured out. Crazy student sections set the tone for the atmosphere inside. Just put some effort into it. Get a group of hardcore crazy students who aren't fair weather fans who show up when the team wins. It shouldn't be that hard to find a fanatical core. When the AD speaks of competing with big screen HD TV's and the comforts of home, you have to create an atmosphere inside the stadium. The Dawgpack is a good place to start
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Kim managed a difficult to reach level of faggotry on this topic. Holy shit.
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You don't just "get" hardcore fans by making a decision in some office. By playing some BS gimmicks on a big screen or changing a logo. You can facilitate popular following by making tickets affordable and help out when fans want to organize something. But there needs to be a demand for that and that can't be artificial.
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Alex fucking Akita LOL
The only doog in the world that actually wishes he was Kim Grinolds. His once-entertaining SSN blog has devolved into the sycophantic agenda-craving farce that DM is, albeit on 1/1000th the scale. -
I still remember his shitty keep Sark article. Two weeks later he's ripping on Sark since he's no longer coach.Gladstone said:Alex fucking Akita LOL
The only doog in the world that actually wishes he was Kim Grinolds. His once-entertaining SSN blog has devolved into the sycophantic agenda-craving farce that DM is, albeit on 1/1000th the scale.
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I still remember my crazy-fun days in the mid-1960's UW student section at Husky Stadium and so does my son who was there in the 1980's. The marching band was great at the center of it with stuff like "Louie Louie" ("Tequila" was my son's time), but it was the football on the field that got us charged up standing in line waiting to get in hours before kickoff. Too much of the fun went away when Bitch Hedges cracked down on the....... craziness.DerekIsKim said:The Dawgpack for both football and basketball really needs to be figured out. Crazy student sections set the tone for the atmosphere inside. Just put some effort into it. Get a group of hardcore crazy students who aren't fair weather fans who show up when the team wins. It shouldn't be that hard to find a fanatical core. When the AD speaks of competing with big screen HD TV's and the comforts of home, you have to create an atmosphere inside the stadium. The Dawgpack is a good place to start
Whatever atmosphere is enjoyed by the Dawgpack and students inside the stadium cannot be manufactured, no matter how loud Kimberly and Bleener preach about ambiance, concessions, open concourses, luxury suits, fieldturf, blah blah fucking blah. It's not science and it's surely not high school. College kids for the most part beat their brains out during the week and want to let off steam on football Saturdays and there once was no better place to do that than Husky Stadium.
First, the losing to the likes of Oregon, USC, UCLA, ASU, and Stanford...... has to stop, then we'll see how UW students react. Unlike alums and the non-affiliated, students have a narrow 2 to 5 year window in their young lives to catch the FEVER and get truly hooked on Husky Football. It's been a long uphill battle of futility, but we're getting back our game. Unlike cooglosers, we expect excellence where there isn't any real reason to not have it.
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He really doesn't have the slightest fucking clue how shit works in the real world...
It's almost unbelievable.
And to think he and AAAAANDY gargle each others nuts now .... -
If you want excited fans in the seats then focus all the energy on winning on every level of the program. The problem as I see it is having and promoting an enabling mindset. Fans vote with their pocketbooks and time. You want full stadiums and arenas then stop defending incompetence and mediocrity. I want to puke everytime I hear or read somebody saying that a program is getting better when the facts disagree. There seems to be no end to or creative means wasted when it came to defending 3DB. And right up until and including when he left. The same with Romar, is he or isn't his product superior?
I don't believe a fan site is a truly a fan site if the format and character is enabling of mediocrity. The site might provide information a fan wants which has a value in it's own, but once the site begins labeling the customers the fans as malcontents because they don't tow the mark and assume enabling behavior, it's not a fan site. I can remember being labeled a half brain because I was not towing the company line. At some sites you are not going to be allowed to express the truth or blow off steam. How does a program fill seats and gain a rabid fan base if it has fake fans sites and an administration that embraces lies and mediocrity? Sark needed to go after the losing streak in year three, by then it was clear that his potential was capped out. Romar's potential is capped out too. Anyway, I could go on about this but what's the sense, it is what it is. -
Wow Kim is really fucking stupid. Not even talking about the whole "give scholarships to kids so they can scream in the crowd" idea which is absurd. The only thing that drives excitement is a winning program. Cutting corners to gain attendance is something the Mariners do, maybe Kim should cover them (I would not be opposed).
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There's so much wrong with this thread ...
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Stop calling him Napoleon. At least Napoleon accomplished something. Kim is a failed real estate agent from south king county parading around as a journalist desperately seeking respect.Tequilla said:There's so much wrong with this thread ...
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This. Napoleon was a badass general, short stature or not.HeretoBeatmyChest said:
Stop calling him Napoleon. At least Napoleon accomplished something. Kim is a failed real estate agent from south king county parading around as a journalist desperately seeking respect.Tequilla said:There's so much wrong with this thread ...
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Have they thought of t shirt cannons? Those work pretty well in the NBA.
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I'm all for a more appropriate slogan ...
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Napoleon was also taller than commonly assumed. Average height for the time.HeretoBeatmyChest said:
Stop calling him Napoleon. At least Napoleon accomplished something. Kim is a failed real estate agent from south king county parading around as a journalist desperately seeking respect.Tequilla said:There's so much wrong with this thread ...
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how about a lone pizza delivery guy who enters one of the tunnels and pretends to give a free pizza to 4 people, gets the crowd in a frenzy and then gives the pizza to an older fan?!!! That would get people to the stadium.
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Kim Jong Ill, Kim Jong Un, Kim Jong Grin.Tequilla said:I'm all for a more appropriate slogan ...
The right nickname is definitely in the Kim Jong family, just not sure which fits best.
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Is "little bitch" too generic for Kimmy's nickname?
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Kim Chin Load
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I support Alex Akita
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In Seattle (and most places), if you win, they will come. If you don't, good luck. True story: Tickets went on sale for the 2000-2001 season. Two of my h.s. friends (they were students then) were the only two in line. This was just one season removed from four straight postseason appearances and two straight NCAA appearances. Interest dropped off really quickly. Granted those late Bender teams were kind of awful...I remember Michael Johnson (namedrop: I knew him in elementary school) and Bryan freaking Brown and nobody else...The_Undertaker said:You don't just "get" hardcore fans by making a decision in some office. By playing some BS gimmicks on a big screen or changing a logo. You can facilitate popular following by making tickets affordable and help out when fans want to organize something. But there needs to be a demand for that and that can't be artificial.
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Axe PL_SS. I hear he has slogans dialed in.Tequilla said:I'm all for a more appropriate slogan ...
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How about a lone pizza guy who goes to the sorority houses to give a free pizza to 4 girls and then opens the box to reveal a pizza with his 12 inch penis going right through the middle of it. He then enters all 4 of their tunnels.Meek said:how about a lone pizza delivery guy who enters one of the tunnels and pretends to give a free pizza to 4 people, gets the crowd in a frenzy and then gives the pizza to an older fan?!!! That would get people to the stadium.
A Big Sausage Pizza, if you will -
Damn you! Beat me to it!bananasnblondes said:
How about a lone pizza guy who goes to the sorority houses to give a free pizza to 4 girls and then opens the box to reveal a pizza with his 12 inch penis going right through the middle of it. He then enters all 4 of their tunnels.Meek said:how about a lone pizza delivery guy who enters one of the tunnels and pretends to give a free pizza to 4 people, gets the crowd in a frenzy and then gives the pizza to an older fan?!!! That would get people to the stadium.
A Big Sausage Pizza, if you will
I used to be WeAreABigSausagePizzaSchool on Dawgman. I think it lasted 2 posts. I always worried about the chicks getting pizza grease on their tits causing future zits. -
POTDbananasnblondes said:
How about a lone pizza guy who goes to the sorority houses to give a free pizza to 4 girls and then opens the box to reveal a pizza with his 12 inch penis going right through the middle of it. He then enters all 4 of their tunnels.Meek said:how about a lone pizza delivery guy who enters one of the tunnels and pretends to give a free pizza to 4 people, gets the crowd in a frenzy and then gives the pizza to an older fan?!!! That would get people to the stadium.
A Big Sausage Pizza, if you will
BNB wins. Everyone else can go the hell home.
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