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Kim knows how to fix the dawgpack

bananasnblondes
bananasnblondes Member Posts: 15,641
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Put a team on the field and court that makes the student body proud and excited because they aren't out of contention halfway through the season.

Let's get it done!


Oh wait, shit. Thats not what Kim said.

Oh, here it is.

"Hire" Alex Akita to be the coordinator of the dawgpack and offer scholarships to kids who will agree to come to the games and pretend to be excited about the teams.

Let's get it done!
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  • chrisvashon
    chrisvashon Member Posts: 627
    I think a surcharge on courtside access for bloggers under 5'5'' ought to cover the cost of some new promos for the dawg pack.
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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 70,131 Founders Club
    if there's acting involved, maybe they should recruit kids from the drama department
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    *sizzle
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  • RaccoonHarry
    RaccoonHarry Member Posts: 2,161
    MikeDamone said:

    *sizzle

    Wouldn't work, fags don't like sports...
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  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    twister
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  • sarktastic
    sarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    DerekIsKim said:

    The Dawgpack for both football and basketball really needs to be figured out. Crazy student sections set the tone for the atmosphere inside. Just put some effort into it. Get a group of hardcore crazy students who aren't fair weather fans who show up when the team wins. It shouldn't be that hard to find a fanatical core. When the AD speaks of competing with big screen HD TV's and the comforts of home, you have to create an atmosphere inside the stadium. The Dawgpack is a good place to start

    Why not recruit fair whether fans who go crazy and only show up when the team is winning... and keep them coming back week in, week out... by actually winning?
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  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,842 Swaye's Wigwam
    Kim managed a difficult to reach level of faggotry on this topic. Holy shit.
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  • The_Undertaker
    The_Undertaker Member Posts: 521
    You don't just "get" hardcore fans by making a decision in some office. By playing some BS gimmicks on a big screen or changing a logo. You can facilitate popular following by making tickets affordable and help out when fans want to organize something. But there needs to be a demand for that and that can't be artificial.

    You either are passionate, or you are not. There is nothing you can do to change that other than through long term results.
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  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,425
    Alex fucking Akita LOL

    The only doog in the world that actually wishes he was Kim Grinolds. His once-entertaining SSN blog has devolved into the sycophantic agenda-craving farce that DM is, albeit on 1/1000th the scale.
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  • [Deleted User]
    [Deleted User] Posts: 11,453
    Gladstone said:

    Alex fucking Akita LOL

    The only doog in the world that actually wishes he was Kim Grinolds. His once-entertaining SSN blog has devolved into the sycophantic agenda-craving farce that DM is, albeit on 1/1000th the scale.

    I still remember his shitty keep Sark article. Two weeks later he's ripping on Sark since he's no longer coach.

    At least media fucks had access to protect, what's his lame excuse to always dooging it up?
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