Kim knows how to fix the dawgpack

Meek

how about a lone pizza delivery guy who enters one of the tunnels and pretends to give a free pizza to 4 people, gets the crowd in a frenzy and then gives the pizza to an older fan?!!! That would get people to the stadium.

dnc

Tequilla said:

I'm all for a more appropriate slogan ...

Kim Jong Ill, Kim Jong Un, Kim Jong Grin.

The right nickname is definitely in the Kim Jong family, just not sure which fits best.

RoadDawg55

Is "little bitch" too generic for Kimmy's nickname?

fivehundredmileDAWG

Kim Chin Load

ThomasFremont

I support Alex Akita

Fire_Marshall_Bill

The_Undertaker said:

You don't just "get" hardcore fans by making a decision in some office. By playing some BS gimmicks on a big screen or changing a logo. You can facilitate popular following by making tickets affordable and help out when fans want to organize something. But there needs to be a demand for that and that can't be artificial.

You either are passionate, or you are not. There is nothing you can do to change that other than through long term results.

In Seattle (and most places), if you win, they will come. If you don't, good luck. True story: Tickets went on sale for the 2000-2001 season. Two of my h.s. friends (they were students then) were the only two in line. This was just one season removed from four straight postseason appearances and two straight NCAA appearances. Interest dropped off really quickly. Granted those late Bender teams were kind of awful...I remember Michael Johnson (namedrop: I knew him in elementary school) and Bryan freaking Brown and nobody else...

SweatpantsGeneral

Tequilla said:

I'm all for a more appropriate slogan ...

Axe PL_SS. I hear he has slogans dialed in.

bananasnblondes

Meek said:

how about a lone pizza delivery guy who enters one of the tunnels and pretends to give a free pizza to 4 people, gets the crowd in a frenzy and then gives the pizza to an older fan?!!! That would get people to the stadium.

How about a lone pizza guy who goes to the sorority houses to give a free pizza to 4 girls and then opens the box to reveal a pizza with his 12 inch penis going right through the middle of it. He then enters all 4 of their tunnels.

A Big Sausage Pizza, if you will

HeretoBeatmyChest

bananasnblondes said:

Meek said:

how about a lone pizza delivery guy who enters one of the tunnels and pretends to give a free pizza to 4 people, gets the crowd in a frenzy and then gives the pizza to an older fan?!!! That would get people to the stadium.

How about a lone pizza guy who goes to the sorority houses to give a free pizza to 4 girls and then opens the box to reveal a pizza with his 12 inch penis going right through the middle of it. He then enters all 4 of their tunnels.

A Big Sausage Pizza, if you will

Damn you! Beat me to it!

I used to be WeAreABigSausagePizzaSchool on Dawgman. I think it lasted 2 posts. I always worried about the chicks getting pizza grease on their tits causing future zits.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

bananasnblondes said:

Meek said:

how about a lone pizza delivery guy who enters one of the tunnels and pretends to give a free pizza to 4 people, gets the crowd in a frenzy and then gives the pizza to an older fan?!!! That would get people to the stadium.

How about a lone pizza guy who goes to the sorority houses to give a free pizza to 4 girls and then opens the box to reveal a pizza with his 12 inch penis going right through the middle of it. He then enters all 4 of their tunnels.

A Big Sausage Pizza, if you will

POTD

BNB wins. Everyone else can go the hell home.