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War of the Worlds invades north Texas
Tailgater
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You've probably seen or heard about all the long-horned chicken littles running around north Texas wailing about fracking operations in their neighborhoods inducing earthquakes beneath them and insisting that the shale mining for oil and gas must stop. This of course is just more commie-environmentalist hysteria and propaganda directed at Big Oil's successful campaign of utilizing the thoroughly harmless but unproven fracking innovation to make America energy independent and non-reliant on jihadist black.
Well fuck geology! What you don't know about what's happening miles below the surface you live on can't hurt, right yall. There's an easy explanation for the recent rise in earthquake activity.... 16 shakers in the last three weeks around Azle, TX near Eagle Mountain Lake a few miles northwest of Ft. Worth. It's obvious that Spielberg's War of the Worlds has arrived in the vicinity and those giant alien tripod blood sucking machines will start popping up out of the ground any minute, hour, or day now. What's been happening up in Ohio and other places where shale mining is only a coincidence is certainly the same thing and we know from Spielberg's excellent docudrama that there's very little to worry about. The aliens will viral-out of existence and all that the authorities will need to do is call out the national guard to control the panic.
My only concern is that Rick Perry and Ted Nugent are tough enough to fight the coming alien war successfully and smart enough to watch their left flank and rear to not allow the Mexicans to retake Texas....... maybe that wouldn't be such a bad fracking thing. Didn't we see this movie last year..... some silly thing called Cowboys and Aliens?
http://rt.com/usa/texas-fracking-earthquakes-azle-445/
Well fuck geology! What you don't know about what's happening miles below the surface you live on can't hurt, right yall. There's an easy explanation for the recent rise in earthquake activity.... 16 shakers in the last three weeks around Azle, TX near Eagle Mountain Lake a few miles northwest of Ft. Worth. It's obvious that Spielberg's War of the Worlds has arrived in the vicinity and those giant alien tripod blood sucking machines will start popping up out of the ground any minute, hour, or day now. What's been happening up in Ohio and other places where shale mining is only a coincidence is certainly the same thing and we know from Spielberg's excellent docudrama that there's very little to worry about. The aliens will viral-out of existence and all that the authorities will need to do is call out the national guard to control the panic.
My only concern is that Rick Perry and Ted Nugent are tough enough to fight the coming alien war successfully and smart enough to watch their left flank and rear to not allow the Mexicans to retake Texas....... maybe that wouldn't be such a bad fracking thing. Didn't we see this movie last year..... some silly thing called Cowboys and Aliens?
http://rt.com/usa/texas-fracking-earthquakes-azle-445/
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What are you going on about? I understand all of these topics independently but the way you have combined them has left me unable to understand your point.
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TL, DR
But I am hearing this whole Alien invasion thing would be good for the economy. Paul Krugman said so -
I won't form an opinion on this until collegedoog tells me what it is.
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I thought I was as clear in my thinking as the storage of wastewater 13,000 ft below ground level could be. What about fuck geology didn't you get?Mad_Son said:What are you going on about? I understand all of these topics independently but the way you have combined them has left me unable to understand your point.
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Is this some sort of whoosh? Neither of those last two sentences even make sense...Tailgater said:
I thought I was as clear in my thinking as the storage of wastewater 13,000 ft below ground level could be. What about fuck geology didn't you get?Mad_Son said:What are you going on about? I understand all of these topics independently but the way you have combined them has left me unable to understand your point.
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I suspect that when it comes to fracking geology, we're on a different stratum.
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I am beginning to think you are being serious and simply don't know how to combine these words in a meaningful fashion.Tailgater said:I suspect that when it comes to fracking geology, we're on a different stratum.
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Don't worry, he will be back.Dick_B said:I won't form an opinion on this until collegedoog tells me what it is.
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Paul Krugman usually has it about right on most things, but I think he's drawing straws on the Alien thing.unfrozencaveman said:TL, DR
But I am hearing this whole Alien invasion thing would be good for the economy. Paul Krugman said so
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Who cares about fracking.
We have enough natural gas under our feet to completely be energy free ...
too bad nobody in Amerika wants to go after it in a true fashion.
Any other country would be doing the happy dance.
