So what’s the fucking deal with this White Claw craze?
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What’s with the Seinfeld references???
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I don’t understand it either. It’s disgusting.
Guess there’s a nationwide shortage of the stuff. I haven’t seen this much panic among Millennials since the avocado price hikes. -
Doog_de_Jour said:
I don’t understand it either. It’s disgusting.
Guess there’s a nationwide shortage of the stuff. I haven’t seen this much panic among Millennials since the avocado price hikes.
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Not gonna lie. Black cherry Claw is pretty goddamned delicious.
If and when he gives a fuck about calories, the Throbber may revisit increasing consumption of these. Plus Mrs. Throbber v 2.0 likes them - which on the rare occasion she does overindulge - leads to sexy time. Which is nice.
Unless the Throbber overindulges, too. Then it's just like this:
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Let's see if I'm doing this right.RaceBannon said:
Craves it, Craves it, Craves it, Craves it, Craves it, Craves it. -
Wife prefers Truly over the claws...
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White Claw Joobs?
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I hate you. It’s what happens when you drink a fifth and wash it down with a 6 pack of white claws and 3 four lokos. In addition, to smoking a few fresh bowls, i got the spins bad.YellowSnow said:I don’t fucking get it. Millennial after millennial in E-1 seemed to be drinking this piss yesterday.
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I saw this EXACT same scene in a movie and it sure as hell wasn't White Claw they were going forRaceBannon said: -
There's a White Claw in that picture?!?Swaye said:White Claw Joobs?
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Speaking of which - The Deuce has made it's return to HBO. Pretty damned good show. I mean, if you like titties and porn and blow jobs....LebamDawg said:
I saw this EXACT same scene in a movie and it sure as hell wasn't White Claw they were going forRaceBannon said:
Otherwise, it's probably just a'ight.
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No White Claw, but I bet they all had white jaws! Amiright?LebamDawg said:
I saw this EXACT same scene in a movie and it sure as hell wasn't White Claw they were going forRaceBannon said: -
When I pour at fests this shit is what they ask for. It's basically Lecroix plus vodka; lazy bitches can't even make their own vodka soda anymore?
BRB, rebranding my dry cider as "Apple Hard Seltzer"
Actually now it occurs to me to mix up a keg of flavored soda water, and just let them think it's 5% instead of 0.5%. Beer fests need tipsy people but could do with a lower "White Girl Wasted" quotient. -
Bite your tongue. Not everyone is a silver tongued devil closer like @Swaye .NoWarningJustDawg said:When I pour at fests this shit is what they ask for. It's basically Lecroix plus vodka; lazy bitches can't even make their own vodka soda anymore?
BRB, rebranding my dry cider as "Apple Hard Seltzer"
Actually now it occurs to me to mix up a keg of flavored soda water, and just let them think it's 5% instead of 0.5%. Beer fests need tipsy people but could do with a lower "White Girl Wasted" quotient.
Tipsy white girls make the world go around. #mefourloco
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I've poured Lecroix and vodka over ice and found it very unsatisfying. But I basically think vodka is worthless except in BMs.NoWarningJustDawg said:When I pour at fests this shit is what they ask for. It's basically Lecroix plus vodka; lazy bitches can't even make their own vodka soda anymore?
BRB, rebranding my dry cider as "Apple Hard Seltzer"
Actually now it occurs to me to mix up a keg of flavored soda water, and just let them think it's 5% instead of 0.5%. Beer fests need tipsy people but could do with a lower "White Girl Wasted" quotient. -
I'm still in the bar. No white claws unfortunately.
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Yeah there's no structure there. No fruit giving acidity or tannin, no sweetness except occasionally artificial, and low ABV making it seem thin. *Shrug*YellowSnow said:
I've poured Lecroix and vodka over ice and found it very unsatisfying. But I basically think vodka is worthless except in BMs.NoWarningJustDawg said:When I pour at fests this shit is what they ask for. It's basically Lecroix plus vodka; lazy bitches can't even make their own vodka soda anymore?
BRB, rebranding my dry cider as "Apple Hard Seltzer"
Actually now it occurs to me to mix up a keg of flavored soda water, and just let them think it's 5% instead of 0.5%. Beer fests need tipsy people but could do with a lower "White Girl Wasted" quotient.
I go to the ends of the Earth for the best bittersweet and bittersharp apples though, so my actual hope is that the hard seltzer "dry is ok" will open some minds to what cider can be instead of shitty cloyingly sweet Apple Alco-pop bought in 6-packs. -
The Throbber drinks that shit every fucking night. Lecroix (plain/sparkling water, not that flavored shit) a splash of Key Lime juice and copious amounts of cheap ass vodka. Tall plastic tumbler.YellowSnow said:
I've poured Lecroix and vodka over ice and found it very unsatisfying. But I basically think vodka is worthless except in BMs.NoWarningJustDawg said:When I pour at fests this shit is what they ask for. It's basically Lecroix plus vodka; lazy bitches can't even make their own vodka soda anymore?
BRB, rebranding my dry cider as "Apple Hard Seltzer"
Actually now it occurs to me to mix up a keg of flavored soda water, and just let them think it's 5% instead of 0.5%. Beer fests need tipsy people but could do with a lower "White Girl Wasted" quotient.
Except the fucking nights when he goes ballz deep into Caesars which are scientifically proven far superior to Marys. And the occasional nights when the rye gets busted out and then it's on.
And edibles. Gots to have the edibles.
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Your my idol.PurpleThrobber said:
The Throbber drinks that shit every fucking night. Lecroix (plain/sparkling water, not that flavored shit) a splash of Key Lime juice and copious amounts of cheap ass vodka. Tall plastic tumbler.YellowSnow said:
I've poured Lecroix and vodka over ice and found it very unsatisfying. But I basically think vodka is worthless except in BMs.NoWarningJustDawg said:When I pour at fests this shit is what they ask for. It's basically Lecroix plus vodka; lazy bitches can't even make their own vodka soda anymore?
BRB, rebranding my dry cider as "Apple Hard Seltzer"
Actually now it occurs to me to mix up a keg of flavored soda water, and just let them think it's 5% instead of 0.5%. Beer fests need tipsy people but could do with a lower "White Girl Wasted" quotient.
Except the fucking nights when he goes ballz deep into Caesars which are scientifically proven far superior to Marys. And the occasional nights when the rye gets busted out and then it's on.
And edibles. Gots to have the edibles. -
Caesar’s are amazing. Same with Rye. I prefer to feel the stinky smoke in my lungs.PurpleThrobber said:
The Throbber drinks that shit every fucking night. Lecroix (plain/sparkling water, not that flavored shit) a splash of Key Lime juice and copious amounts of cheap ass vodka. Tall plastic tumbler.YellowSnow said:
I've poured Lecroix and vodka over ice and found it very unsatisfying. But I basically think vodka is worthless except in BMs.NoWarningJustDawg said:When I pour at fests this shit is what they ask for. It's basically Lecroix plus vodka; lazy bitches can't even make their own vodka soda anymore?
BRB, rebranding my dry cider as "Apple Hard Seltzer"
Actually now it occurs to me to mix up a keg of flavored soda water, and just let them think it's 5% instead of 0.5%. Beer fests need tipsy people but could do with a lower "White Girl Wasted" quotient.
Except the fucking nights when he goes ballz deep into Caesars which are scientifically proven far superior to Marys. And the occasional nights when the rye gets busted out and then it's on.
And edibles. Gots to have the edibles. -
Homemade Zima or GTFO
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My gf does thst plus Newman Lemonade.YellowSnow said:
I've poured Lecroix and vodka over ice and found it very unsatisfying. But I basically think vodka is worthless except in BMs.NoWarningJustDawg said:When I pour at fests this shit is what they ask for. It's basically Lecroix plus vodka; lazy bitches can't even make their own vodka soda anymore?
BRB, rebranding my dry cider as "Apple Hard Seltzer"
Actually now it occurs to me to mix up a keg of flavored soda water, and just let them think it's 5% instead of 0.5%. Beer fests need tipsy people but could do with a lower "White Girl Wasted" quotient. -
What I will never understand about the Claw crowd is they already sell gin and tonic in a can. Why would one drink vodka when gin tastes infinitely better?
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Some of us? don't like the taste of bile and pine needles.YellowSnow said:What I will never understand about the Claw crowd is they already sell gin and tonic in a can. Why would one drink vodka when gin tastes infinitely better?
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I feel bad for you Throbber. I wish you could enjoy the good life of delicious gin.PurpleThrobber said:
Some of us? don't like the taste of bile and pine needles.YellowSnow said:What I will never understand about the Claw crowd is they already sell gin and tonic in a can. Why would one drink vodka when gin tastes infinitely better?
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YellowSnow said:
I feel bad for you Throbber. I wish you could enjoy the good life of delicious gin.PurpleThrobber said:
Some of us? don't like the taste of bile and pine needles.YellowSnow said:What I will never understand about the Claw crowd is they already sell gin and tonic in a can. Why would one drink vodka when gin tastes infinitely better?
Yeah...i'm cool with the vodka.
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You're missing out, bruh!PurpleThrobber said:YellowSnow said:
I feel bad for you Throbber. I wish you could enjoy the good life of delicious gin.PurpleThrobber said:
Some of us? don't like the taste of bile and pine needles.YellowSnow said:What I will never understand about the Claw crowd is they already sell gin and tonic in a can. Why would one drink vodka when gin tastes infinitely better?
Yeah...i'm cool with the vodka.
