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  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133

    Who was it that said ASJ ran a 4.6? No way he runs better than 4.8, even at UW pro day where the time will be skewed.

    4.8 Roadie? I bet that tub-o-lard runs a 5 flat. He's 275, so maybe that's acceptable if the dude blocked and played tackle. Sark's 'pro-system' didn't require much. Sark DESTROYED our TEs. As I've said before. If ASJ played under Lambo he'd be a top 10 pick. Sark pussified ASJ into a cute little pass catcher. Poor guy.
    I don't disagree that Sark pussified ASJ, but why do you refuse to acknowledge that Lambo, while a great DC and a great Husky, was not a good head coach. Your eyes clearly aren't as good as mine.

    Who was it that said ASJ ran a 4.6? No way he runs better than 4.8, even at UW pro day where the time will be skewed.

    4.8 Roadie? I bet that tub-o-lard runs a 5 flat. He's 275, so maybe that's acceptable if the dude blocked and played tackle. Sark's 'pro-system' didn't require much. Sark DESTROYED our TEs. As I've said before. If ASJ played under Lambo he'd be a top 10 pick. Sark pussified ASJ into a cute little pass catcher. Poor guy.
    I don't disagree that Sark pussified ASJ, but why do you refuse to acknowledge that Lambo, while a great DC and a great Husky, was not a good head coach. Your eyes clearly aren't as good as mine.
    Feces, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about regarding Lambo. I'll debate all day long with you on lambo
  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,110

    Who was it that said ASJ ran a 4.6? No way he runs better than 4.8, even at UW pro day where the time will be skewed.

    4.8 Roadie? I bet that tub-o-lard runs a 5 flat. He's 275, so maybe that's acceptable if the dude blocked and played tackle. Sark's 'pro-system' didn't require much. Sark DESTROYED our TEs. As I've said before. If ASJ played under Lambo he'd be a top 10 pick. Sark pussified ASJ into a cute little pass catcher. Poor guy.
    I don't disagree that Sark pussified ASJ, but why do you refuse to acknowledge that Lambo, while a great DC and a great Husky, was not a good head coach. Your eyes clearly aren't as good as mine.

    Who was it that said ASJ ran a 4.6? No way he runs better than 4.8, even at UW pro day where the time will be skewed.

    4.8 Roadie? I bet that tub-o-lard runs a 5 flat. He's 275, so maybe that's acceptable if the dude blocked and played tackle. Sark's 'pro-system' didn't require much. Sark DESTROYED our TEs. As I've said before. If ASJ played under Lambo he'd be a top 10 pick. Sark pussified ASJ into a cute little pass catcher. Poor guy.
    I don't disagree that Sark pussified ASJ, but why do you refuse to acknowledge that Lambo, while a great DC and a great Husky, was not a good head coach. Your eyes clearly aren't as good as mine.
    Feces, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about regarding Lambo. I'll debate all day long with you on lambo
    How many Rose Bowls did Lambo win?
  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,110
    edited February 2014

    Who was it that said ASJ ran a 4.6? No way he runs better than 4.8, even at UW pro day where the time will be skewed.

    4.8 Roadie? I bet that tub-o-lard runs a 5 flat. He's 275, so maybe that's acceptable if the dude blocked and played tackle. Sark's 'pro-system' didn't require much. Sark DESTROYED our TEs. As I've said before. If ASJ played under Lambo he'd be a top 10 pick. Sark pussified ASJ into a cute little pass catcher. Poor guy.
    I don't disagree that Sark pussified ASJ, but why do you refuse to acknowledge that Lambo, while a great DC and a great Husky, was not a good head coach. Your eyes clearly aren't as good as mine.

    Who was it that said ASJ ran a 4.6? No way he runs better than 4.8, even at UW pro day where the time will be skewed.

    4.8 Roadie? I bet that tub-o-lard runs a 5 flat. He's 275, so maybe that's acceptable if the dude blocked and played tackle. Sark's 'pro-system' didn't require much. Sark DESTROYED our TEs. As I've said before. If ASJ played under Lambo he'd be a top 10 pick. Sark pussified ASJ into a cute little pass catcher. Poor guy.
    I don't disagree that Sark pussified ASJ, but why do you refuse to acknowledge that Lambo, while a great DC and a great Husky, was not a good head coach. Your eyes clearly aren't as good as mine.
    Feces, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about regarding Lambo. I'll debate all day long with you on lambo
    How many Rose Bowls did Lambo win get to?
    Crisped my own poast.
  • RavennaDawg
    RavennaDawg Member Posts: 846
    I'm with the crazy guy regarding Lambo.

    He was not a CEO, couldn't put it together on Saturdays, and the total was always less than the sum of its parts. But he could teach football, and get guys into training camps, and if Bruener/Bjornson/Conwell/Brigham could be NFL tight ends, he would have had ASJ much more prepared than Sark did, and ASJ would be a certain first rounder.
  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,110

    I'm with the crazy guy regarding Lambo.

    He was not a CEO, couldn't put it together on Saturdays, and the total was always less than the sum of its parts. But he could teach football, and get guys into training camps, and if Bruener/Bjornson/Conwell/Brigham could be NFL tight ends, he would have had ASJ much more prepared than Sark did, and ASJ would be a certain first rounder.

    I'm not saying Lambo was a garbage coach, I'm just saying he wasn't a good head coach. He was obviously a great DC, and good teacher of the game, but saying he was a great HC is CDFS.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    I'm with the crazy guy regarding Lambo.

    He was not a CEO, couldn't put it together on Saturdays, and the total was always less than the sum of its parts. But he could teach football, and get guys into training camps, and if Bruener/Bjornson/Conwell/Brigham could be NFL tight ends, he would have had ASJ much more prepared than Sark did, and ASJ would be a certain first rounder.

    So you agree then that Lambo was a great assistant and not a good head coach?
  • gmo
    gmo Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,849 Founders Club
    That quote is fantastic.

    ASJ Mad Libs, fill in the blank... "he's lazy and a (expletive)."

    -He's lazy and a bitch?
    -Considering the times, couldn't be "he's lazy and a fag" could it?!


    ASJ MadLibs #2, fill in the blank.... "he is kind of half-(expletive) in everything he does"

    -he is kind of half-ass in everything he does seems like the obvious choice here but Hardcore Husky members are known for their creativity and i'm sure can do better than that



    So ASJ had a stress fracture in his foot.

    In other news, the scouts just love him:

    Austin Seferian-Jenkins*, TE, Washington: 6-5, 262. Third-year junior. "He's going to be close to Gronkowski talent-wise," one scout said. "Now he's lazy and a (expletive). It's all kinds of just minor stuff. There's always something wrong with him." Had 146 receptions in three seasons. Played some basketball for Huskies. "I think he's a pretender," another scout said. "Not really a football player. The hype is big, but he don't want to block and he is kind of half-(expletive) in everything he does. Inconsistent and unreliable."

    Read more from Journal Sentinel: http://www.jsonline.com/sports/packers/packers-draft-outlook-b99210557z1-246732851.html#ixzz2uAP0dIUb
    Follow us: @JournalSentinel on Twitter

  • unfrozencaveman
    unfrozencaveman Member Posts: 2,303
    What? He has a stress fracture, since when?
  • Who was it that said ASJ ran a 4.6? No way he runs better than 4.8, even at UW pro day where the time will be skewed.

    4.8 Roadie? I bet that tub-o-lard runs a 5 flat. He's 275, so maybe that's acceptable if the dude blocked and played tackle. Sark's 'pro-system' didn't require much. Sark DESTROYED our TEs. As I've said before. If ASJ played under Lambo he'd be a top 10 pick. Sark pussified ASJ into a cute little pass catcher. Poor guy.
    Yes because Lambo produced so many top 10 picks when he was head coach here.................

    Keep up the Dooging for Lambo though.

    Revenge of the nerds around here.
  • Who was it that said ASJ ran a 4.6? No way he runs better than 4.8, even at UW pro day where the time will be skewed.

    4.8 Roadie? I bet that tub-o-lard runs a 5 flat. He's 275, so maybe that's acceptable if the dude blocked and played tackle. Sark's 'pro-system' didn't require much. Sark DESTROYED our TEs. As I've said before. If ASJ played under Lambo he'd be a top 10 pick. Sark pussified ASJ into a cute little pass catcher. Poor guy.
    I don't disagree that Sark pussified ASJ, but why do you refuse to acknowledge that Lambo, while a great DC and a great Husky, was not a good head coach. Your eyes clearly aren't as good as mine.

    Who was it that said ASJ ran a 4.6? No way he runs better than 4.8, even at UW pro day where the time will be skewed.

    4.8 Roadie? I bet that tub-o-lard runs a 5 flat. He's 275, so maybe that's acceptable if the dude blocked and played tackle. Sark's 'pro-system' didn't require much. Sark DESTROYED our TEs. As I've said before. If ASJ played under Lambo he'd be a top 10 pick. Sark pussified ASJ into a cute little pass catcher. Poor guy.
    I don't disagree that Sark pussified ASJ, but why do you refuse to acknowledge that Lambo, while a great DC and a great Husky, was not a good head coach. Your eyes clearly aren't as good as mine.
    Feces, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about regarding Lambo. I'll debate all day long with you on lambo
    And you are always fucking wrong on Lambo all day long. You always act like he was this great coach and not a guy who lost 4 fucking games with a team he sent 13 guys to the NFL!

    Seriously fuck Lambo! I was so happy the day we finally fired his ass and hired a real head coach in Slick Rick.
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,179

    Who was it that said ASJ ran a 4.6? No way he runs better than 4.8, even at UW pro day where the time will be skewed.

    4.8 Roadie? I bet that tub-o-lard runs a 5 flat. He's 275, so maybe that's acceptable if the dude blocked and played tackle. Sark's 'pro-system' didn't require much. Sark DESTROYED our TEs. As I've said before. If ASJ played under Lambo he'd be a top 10 pick. Sark pussified ASJ into a cute little pass catcher. Poor guy.
    I don't disagree that Sark pussified ASJ, but why do you refuse to acknowledge that Lambo, while a great DC and a great Husky, was not a good head coach. Your eyes clearly aren't as good as mine.

    Who was it that said ASJ ran a 4.6? No way he runs better than 4.8, even at UW pro day where the time will be skewed.

    4.8 Roadie? I bet that tub-o-lard runs a 5 flat. He's 275, so maybe that's acceptable if the dude blocked and played tackle. Sark's 'pro-system' didn't require much. Sark DESTROYED our TEs. As I've said before. If ASJ played under Lambo he'd be a top 10 pick. Sark pussified ASJ into a cute little pass catcher. Poor guy.
    I don't disagree that Sark pussified ASJ, but why do you refuse to acknowledge that Lambo, while a great DC and a great Husky, was not a good head coach. Your eyes clearly aren't as good as mine.
    Feces, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about regarding Lambo. I'll debate all day long with you on lambo
    And you are always fucking wrong on Lambo all day long. You always act like he was this great coach and not a guy who lost 4 fucking games with a team he sent 13 guys to the NFL!

    Seriously fuck Lambo! I was so happy the day we finally fired his ass and hired a real head coach in Slick Rick.
    Really hard to believe Rick didnt have much success at UCLA after a RB win at UW and some solid seasons at CU
  • 90sHuskyFan
    90sHuskyFan Member Posts: 215
    Not sure why anyone other than Doogs are even surprised he bailed on performing at the combine. Thanks to Sark, ASJ is softer than a limp dick made from marshmallows and feathers.