Dave Samek told me I would fit in better here. Somehow @CheersWestDawg's top 10 dawgman blunders made it to their boards.
I was on borrowed time anyways because I had probably four or five, 1-3 day timeouts in my two months on dawgman.
I should thank Samek and Grinhole for reading but I fucking hate them.
I don't even know how many of my original "Top 10" in that article would still make the Top 10 today since its been a few years.
I'm sure the fucking sugar cube video would knock one of the original Top 10 out.
You know if one of us made a similar video we'd stick our dick in that box and give it to Fat Tits Cohen.
They hate this site but what's funny is they're the ones that really created it. Anyone with a little bit of cash and a bum's amount of motivation can create a website. Those stupid fucksticks played internet God with a damn college football team and did it in a way to make a large amount of people tell them to fuck off when a decent alternative sprouted up.
It's the equivalent of them selling their shitty-tasting lemonade for 10 bucks a glass and all we did was decide to have a kegger across the street and put out a donation jar.
The one-armed drunk I was shooting pool with at the Tug Tavern in West Seattle told me about it. Obviously this was prior to the joint fagging out and being renaming the Tug Inn.
Fucking DDY. He was such an asshole on twitter then kept seeing his TSIO tweets about the poddie. Refused to listen to it for awhile because I knew it was smut and didn’t want to admit how far I’d fallen.
About the same time I kept asking why the fuck I kept listening to fucking doogman poddies and how shitty they were. How the constantly talked shit, cut each other off, and obviously had zero respek for Kim.
I gave in and clicked on a twitter link and to do so I had to fish around this cesspool. Then I peaked around and found a bunch of other losers who don’t necessarily fit the social norm.
I found my people after I admitted I’m a piece of shit. Hi fam.
Someone linked to a HH article on reddit back around summer 2015? I was perplexed by how much more negative everyone was on here, but was sucked in because y'all were the only ones giving real criticism to everything about the program. Lurked for several months then started posting in December. Probably took a full year of lurking and posting before I really understood most of the jokes and references on here because I was so new to the show. Couldn't imagine going through another football season without you bastards now.
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About the same time I kept asking why the fuck I kept listening to fucking doogman poddies and how shitty they were. How the constantly talked shit, cut each other off, and obviously had zero respek for Kim.
I gave in and clicked on a twitter link and to do so I had to fish around this cesspool. Then I peaked around and found a bunch of other losers who don’t necessarily fit the social norm.
I found my people after I admitted I’m a piece of shit. Hi fam.