a pint in the hood ...airplane minis in the socks.. ask concessions to not fill up soda... wait for stall in bathroom ...empty minis ... lather rinse repeat ....
Swallow water balloons filled with shots of alcohol and then shit them out during the game. Easy way to have a warm drink on a winter night.
Soak a few tampons in vodka right before heading in and find a stall to stuff them up your add after you get in.
Basically, your butthole offers many creative ways to smuggle booze in.
For the two of us who aren't fags (NTTIAWWT), I would go the route of just stuffing a bottle in your pants.
My ass would already be filled with coke balloons. So theres no room. After a TD I do a butthole kegel and pop one of those puppies and let the soft tissue do it's thang. Just a bit of a waiting game before wooooo daddy. Party time.
I for one appreciate the alcohol policy. It gives cheap fucks like me the excuse to sneak in a fifth of whiskey and avoid paying for $12 beers like it's a damn Mariners game. Every year I'm in a row that might as well be an extension of a tailgate. Literally everyone fudgepacks (free pub) in their booze. One day the AD will wake the fuck up and realize the cash they're leaving on the table.
Also, all of the above makes you an even bigger dumbfuck if you leave at halftime to go drink. Not only are you too stupid to figure out how to get drunk during the game, but you're a Stanford dipshit quality fan who won't show back up until late in the third, if at all. Fuck off.
Swallow water balloons filled with shots of alcohol and then shit them out during the game. Easy way to have a warm drink on a winter night.
Soak a few tampons in vodka right before heading in and find a stall to stuff them up your add after you get in.
Basically, your butthole offers many creative ways to smuggle booze in.
For the two of us who aren't fags (NTTIAWWT), I would go the route of just stuffing a bottle in your pants.
My ass would already be filled with coke balloons. So theres no room. After a TD I do a butthole kegel and pop one of those puppies and let the soft tissue do it's thang. Just a bit of a waiting game before wooooo daddy. Party time.
Not sure why UW is adverse to people having fun but if they want me in my seat the entire game against fucking Eastern I need some alcohol. Curious what people like to sneak in and what their method is? I assume the hard stuff is best and I appreciate that it doesn't make me piss as much. I have this 400lb sow at the end of my row that bitches every time someone wants to squeeze by (literally). The fatty has the whole row intimidated.
Airplane bottles, flasks, recipes combined with concession options? Looking for some popular options. Thanks.
In my golden years, I like to be able to pay attention to the game and remember it even. And though I love beer with football on my couch, I don't want to be drunk around a bunch of fucking idiots who may also be drunk. Get off my lawn!
I just like to wear a diaper in (they never can figure it out at security...it just looks like I have a huge bulge) and drink was much WATER as humanly possible and see how big I can get that diaper between the light rail ride from Angle Lake and back. Sorry, not sorry.
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Swallow water balloons filled with shots of alcohol and then shit them out during the game. Easy way to have a warm drink on a winter night.
Soak a few tampons in vodka right before heading in and find a stall to stuff them up your add after you get in.
Basically, your butthole offers many creative ways to smuggle booze in.
For the two of us who aren't fags (NTTIAWWT), I would go the route of just stuffing a bottle in your pants.
Also, all of the above makes you an even bigger dumbfuck if you leave at halftime to go drink. Not only are you too stupid to figure out how to get drunk during the game, but you're a Stanford dipshit quality fan who won't show back up until late in the third, if at all. Fuck off.
There’s a reason I can barely remember any of our home games the past few years.
I sneak entire half gals of whisky or vodka into games.
Just waist band that shit and wear a sweatshirt
NOC if you are drinking straight from the bottle if ya at a game. Just don’t be a fucktard about it
@dirtydrugsdawg approves of this idea.
I’m not so I buy overpriced drinks in Club Husky to go along with my overpriced tickets.
Otherwise, invest in a flask and fill it with pre-made Rob Roy.