Alcohol

TheGhost206

Not sure why UW is adverse to people having fun but if they want me in my seat the entire game against fucking Eastern I need some alcohol. Curious what people like to sneak in and what their method is? I assume the hard stuff is best and I appreciate that it doesn't make me piss as much. I have this 400lb sow at the end of my row that bitches every time someone wants to squeeze by (literally). The fatty has the whole row intimidated.

Airplane bottles, flasks, recipes combined with concession options? Looking for some popular options. Thanks.

H_D

Have you not heard of The Zone?

TheGhost206

H_D said:

Have you not heard of The Zone?

I have but I'd rather watch the game.

Dennis_DeYoung

I stuffed a fucking 750 of Macallan 12 down my pants the last game I attended. JFC is it really that hard?

TheGhost206

Dennis_DeYoung said:

I stuffed a fucking 750 of Macallan 12 down my pants the last game I attended. JFC is it really that hard?

Okay, so just bring it in. It's been awhile.

Dennis_DeYoung

TheGhost206 said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

I stuffed a fucking 750 of Macallan 12 down my pants the last game I attended. JFC is it really that hard?

Okay, so just bring it in. It's been awhile.

If you can't at least fit 375s down your shorts you should be at Neighbors, not Husky Stadium.

You think people really want to see if that's your junk vs. a bottle?

Mad_Son

Averse

TheGhost206

Dennis_DeYoung said:

TheGhost206 said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

I stuffed a fucking 750 of Macallan 12 down my pants the last game I attended. JFC is it really that hard?

Okay, so just bring it in. It's been awhile.

If you can't at least fit 375s down your shorts you should be at Neighbors, not Husky Stadium.

You think people really want to see if that's your junk vs. a bottle?

I was thinking a little airplane bottle tucked next to my thimble dick.

DawgWagonDan

I put cans of Rainier in the pouch of my parka for evening games. Yes, I wear a throwback UW Starter parka. It makes my beer belly look slightly larger than it already is and have never been busted so eat my ass. I've also been known to flask and/or double flask in the whiskey for warm weather games.

SpoonieLuv

TheGhost206 said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

TheGhost206 said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

I stuffed a fucking 750 of Macallan 12 down my pants the last game I attended. JFC is it really that hard?

Okay, so just bring it in. It's been awhile.

If you can't at least fit 375s down your shorts you should be at Neighbors, not Husky Stadium.

You think people really want to see if that's your junk vs. a bottle?

I was thinking a little airplane bottle tucked next to my thimble dick.

Tuck it in your foreskin.


Ts and Ps @ForeskinWalletDawg

WilburHooksHands

I am FOR alcohol

H_D

Swaye

Dennis_DeYoung said:

TheGhost206 said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

I stuffed a fucking 750 of Macallan 12 down my pants the last game I attended. JFC is it really that hard?

Okay, so just bring it in. It's been awhile.

If you can't at least fit 375s down your shorts you should be at Neighbors, not Husky Stadium.

You think people really want to see if that's your junk vs. a bottle?

WilburHooksHands

SpoonieLuv said:

TheGhost206 said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

TheGhost206 said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

I stuffed a fucking 750 of Macallan 12 down my pants the last game I attended. JFC is it really that hard?

Okay, so just bring it in. It's been awhile.

If you can't at least fit 375s down your shorts you should be at Neighbors, not Husky Stadium.

You think people really want to see if that's your junk vs. a bottle?

I was thinking a little airplane bottle tucked next to my thimble dick.

Tuck it in your foreskin.


Ts and Ps @ForeskinWalletDawg

how do you think foreskin wallets are made

H_D

SpoonieLuv said:

TheGhost206 said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

TheGhost206 said:

Dennis_DeYoung said:

I stuffed a fucking 750 of Macallan 12 down my pants the last game I attended. JFC is it really that hard?

Okay, so just bring it in. It's been awhile.

If you can't at least fit 375s down your shorts you should be at Neighbors, not Husky Stadium.

You think people really want to see if that's your junk vs. a bottle?

I was thinking a little airplane bottle tucked next to my thimble dick.

Tuck it in your foreskin.


Ts and Ps @ForeskinWalletDawg

Save yourself some time. I went ahead and did a search for docking gifs.

HuskyJW

If you don't know how to sneak in alcohol to a college football game you aren't a drinker anyways.

Stick to Mountain Dew

LostDoogReward

I'm usually sober as a judge during the games. When I've been drunk it's harder for me to pay attention to what's happening on the field all the time and I'm a big enough asshole sober. I would have been banned from the stadium by now if I always drank for the games.

Swaye

LostDoogReward said:

I'm usually sober as a judge during the games. When I've been drunk it's harder for me to pay attention to what's happening on the field all the time and I'm a big enough asshole sober. I would have been banned from the stadium by now if I always drank for the games.

I'll take "Things a fag says for 100 Alex."

minion_doog

Airline bottles are great for variety. My beard likes peppermint schnapps in her cocoa, Baileys and scotch in her coffee, scotch or rum in a coke. I'm usually pretty loaded by the time we head in from tailgate so an 8 oz flask of scotch usually lasts me a game even if I share with a rando neighbor. In your pocket is fine. Discretion in the stands is a good idea.

Dennis_DeYoung

Many times I don't drink during games. But many times I do, as well.

LostDoogReward

Swaye said:

LostDoogReward said:

I'm usually sober as a judge during the games. When I've been drunk it's harder for me to pay attention to what's happening on the field all the time and I'm a big enough asshole sober. I would have been banned from the stadium by now if I always drank for the games.

I'll take "Things a fag says for 100 Alex."

Hurtful. But the truth always cuts the deepest.