Pic thread: Better decisions than Swaye getting married

PurpleBaze said:

PurpleJ said:

PurpleBaze said:

PurpleJ said:

Speaking of Trojans, @Swaye could have used one.

I’d rather have a kid than get married, but if you care about the kid you will get married eventually.

Kids are a drain on your money and energy... 81% of the time not a good return on investment. But hey, to each his own.

Nah man. You can lie to a kid about your bank account or just tell them no. It's a great life lesson. You do that shit with a wife and she'll buy a vibrator. Kids are also great for manual labor. Again, life lessons. Dad had me doing manual labor at a very young age. Also, once they get old enough to not believe your bullshit you can tell them to grow up and get a fucking job. Life lessons! So with a kid, I can just buy them clothes and pay for sports (maybe a musical instrument?) and they'll be fine. A wife will buy dumb ass curtains and shoes.

I really only want a boy, so I can teach them the art of being TUFF. I wouldn't have much in common with a little girl. Oh you like princesses and unicorns? That's cool. I like to bathe in the blood of my enemies and take their women as slaves.

And as far as ROI goes, I know I'm losing money either way and when I die they will get the rest of my shit.

PurpleJ said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

PurpleJ said:

These are amazing. Drink two in an hour and tell me how you feel.

Drink two in an hour and you won't remember how you feel. Regardless, you'll be too busy destroying property, committing aggregated assault, and trying to fuck every woman in sight to care.

I bought an entire convenience store's stock when they made the good stuff illegal. Saw a dude in my frat beer bong a loko one time. Also threw a party where we only served lemonade loko (back when Gucci Mane had that song out) and it was the biggest shitshow I have ever seen. Got laid that night and threw up all over her back. Some chick shat on the dance floor. My buddy destroyed his room and pissed all over his own stuff.

Yeah....that honestly sounds really familiar

Fuck that devil juice

PurpleJ said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

PurpleJ said:

These are amazing. Drink two in an hour and tell me how you feel.

Drink two in an hour and you won't remember how you feel. Regardless, you'll be too busy destroying property, committing aggregated assault, and trying to fuck every woman in sight to care.

I bought an entire convenience store's stock when they made the good stuff illegal. Saw a dude in my frat beer bong a loko one time. Also threw a party where we only served lemonade loko (back when Gucci Mane had that song out) and it was the biggest shitshow I have ever seen. Got laid that night and threw up all over her back. Some chick shat on the dance floor. My buddy destroyed his room and pissed all over his own stuff.

Jesus fuck J what are you 120 lbs just 2?


And also sounds about right. Four Loko is a hell of a drink.

backthepack said:

PurpleJ said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

PurpleJ said:

These are amazing. Drink two in an hour and tell me how you feel.

Drink two in an hour and you won't remember how you feel. Regardless, you'll be too busy destroying property, committing aggregated assault, and trying to fuck every woman in sight to care.

I bought an entire convenience store's stock when they made the good stuff illegal. Saw a dude in my frat beer bong a loko one time. Also threw a party where we only served lemonade loko (back when Gucci Mane had that song out) and it was the biggest shitshow I have ever seen. Got laid that night and threw up all over her back. Some chick shat on the dance floor. My buddy destroyed his room and pissed all over his own stuff.

Jesus fuck J what are you 120 lbs just 2?


And also sounds about right. Four Loko is a hell of a drink.

Look at the little gen z fag trying to educate me on the alcohol content of four loko! I was drinking those when you were sucking on mommy’s teet and you’ve never had the real deal.

Just to clarify, one loko contains about 4.5 to 5 beers worth of alcohol. You drink 2 in an hour and you will almost definitely black out.

PurpleJ said:

backthepack said:

PurpleJ said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

PurpleJ said:

These are amazing. Drink two in an hour and tell me how you feel.

Drink two in an hour and you won't remember how you feel. Regardless, you'll be too busy destroying property, committing aggregated assault, and trying to fuck every woman in sight to care.

I bought an entire convenience store's stock when they made the good stuff illegal. Saw a dude in my frat beer bong a loko one time. Also threw a party where we only served lemonade loko (back when Gucci Mane had that song out) and it was the biggest shitshow I have ever seen. Got laid that night and threw up all over her back. Some chick shat on the dance floor. My buddy destroyed his room and pissed all over his own stuff.

Jesus fuck J what are you 120 lbs just 2?


And also sounds about right. Four Loko is a hell of a drink.

Look at the little gen z fag trying to educate me on the alcohol content of four loko! I was drinking those when you were sucking on mommy’s teet and you’ve never had the real deal.

Just to clarify, one loko contains about 4.5 to 5 beers worth of alcohol. You drink 2 in an hour and you will almost definitely black out.

are they still hardcore? I remember they were getting banned or something and had to change

But im with u J

BTP doesnt know shit - that stuff should have been illegal