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Should I risk it or sleep in the car?
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And I'm gonna get laid on the 7th of never because the only cute chick here is the gnarly tatted out bartender who served me 13 beers at the other place.
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Sleeping in the car it is
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Please delete this or dont
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live stream?Pitchfork51 said:Sleeping in the car it is
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Fork?
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Apparently not able to upload a video.
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Bribed some asshole 21 bucks to take me home
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Turns out it was only 2 miles away
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all's well that ends well
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Man this red headed tatted bartender just reminds me of @Swaye story.DerekJohnson said:all's well that ends well
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Nail it and pics.Pitchfork51 said:
Man this red headed tatted bartender just reminds me of @Swaye story.DerekJohnson said:all's well that ends well
Full on fake boobs low self esteem the whole enchilada
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Its Saturday swaye.
Have fun at home Depot.
But yes I really need to snap a pic of this chick it's absurd.
And I don't generally like redheads. Because I was one for like 4 years before my hair turned brown. -
It's actually Lowe's. Looking for flowers to plant. Leaving soon I am being told. I really hate myself.Pitchfork51 said:Its Saturday swaye.
Have fun at home Depot.
But yes I really need to snap a pic of this chick it's absurd.
And I don't generally like redheads. Because I was one for like 4 years before my hair turned brown. -
I'm sad for you.Swaye said:
It's actually Lowe's. Looking for flowers to plant. Leaving soon I am being told. I really hate myself.Pitchfork51 said:Its Saturday swaye.
Have fun at home Depot.
But yes I really need to snap a pic of this chick it's absurd.
And I don't generally like redheads. Because I was one for like 4 years before my hair turned brown. -
Swaye said:
It's actually Lowe's. Looking for flowers to plant. Leaving soon I am being told. I really hate myself.Pitchfork51 said:Its Saturday swaye.
Have fun at home Depot.
But yes I really need to snap a pic of this chick it's absurd.
And I don't generally like redheads. Because I was one for like 4 years before my hair turned brown.
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Hahaa, fag.Swaye said:
It's actually Lowe's. Looking for flowers to plant. Leaving soon I am being told. I really hate myself.Pitchfork51 said:Its Saturday swaye.
Have fun at home Depot.
But yes I really need to snap a pic of this chick it's absurd.
And I don't generally like redheads. Because I was one for like 4 years before my hair turned brown.
Still in bed. Woke up to morning coitus. Now she’s making breakfast. Redeeming qualities of a 3 1/2. I don’t have shit to do today other than day drink so I’m hung over for my big day tomorrow.
What type of sick fuck allows someone’s birthday and Father’s Day to fall on the same day. I hate getting bent over (not really). Oh well, could be worse.
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this post is actually a Pumpeii & PurpleJ hybrid. Not a modicum of original thought.DerekJohnson said:Fork?
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Say whatever you want about shitpoasting, but if we’re going to start bashing unoriginal thought I am OUT.DerekJohnson said:
this post is actually a Pumpeii & PurpleJ hybrid. Not a modicum of original thought.DerekJohnson said:Fork?
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You should swing by the toilet department and say hi. I’m working a 12 hour shift before heading back to Fairfax.Swaye said:
It's actually Lowe's. Looking for flowers to plant. Leaving soon I am being told. I really hate myself.Pitchfork51 said:Its Saturday swaye.
Have fun at home Depot.
But yes I really need to snap a pic of this chick it's absurd.
And I don't generally like redheads. Because I was one for like 4 years before my hair turned brown. -
No that’s 100% J. I started saying it to @oregonblitzkrieg years ago.DerekJohnson said:
this post is actually a Pumpeii & PurpleJ hybrid. Not a modicum of original thought.DerekJohnson said:Fork?
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Tried to visit you. She wouldn't let me leave the garden department. We were on a schedule. Brunch with her parents. FML.MikeDamone said:
You should swing by the toilet department and say hi. I’m working a 12 hour shift before heading back to Fairfax.Swaye said:
It's actually Lowe's. Looking for flowers to plant. Leaving soon I am being told. I really hate myself.Pitchfork51 said:Its Saturday swaye.
Have fun at home Depot.
But yes I really need to snap a pic of this chick it's absurd.
And I don't generally like redheads. Because I was one for like 4 years before my hair turned brown. -
The awesome new life of Swaye...Swaye said:
Tried to visit you. She wouldn't let me leave the garden department. We were on a schedule. Brunch with her parents. FML.MikeDamone said:
You should swing by the toilet department and say hi. I’m working a 12 hour shift before heading back to Fairfax.Swaye said:
It's actually Lowe's. Looking for flowers to plant. Leaving soon I am being told. I really hate myself.Pitchfork51 said:Its Saturday swaye.
Have fun at home Depot.
But yes I really need to snap a pic of this chick it's absurd.
And I don't generally like redheads. Because I was one for like 4 years before my hair turned brown. -
I bet he’s wearing khakis right now.
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With a white shirt sleeve button up with a floral design and boat shoes... fag.PurpleJ said:I bet he’s wearing khakis right now.
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Hes not a Stanford grad.dirtysouwfdawg said:
With a white shirt sleeve button up with a floral design and boat shoes... fag.PurpleJ said:I bet he’s wearing khakis right now.
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Thank you. I always liked you. The rest of these assholes can DIAFFMisterEm said:
Hes not a Stanford grad.dirtysouwfdawg said:
With a white shirt sleeve button up with a floral design and boat shoes... fag.PurpleJ said:I bet he’s wearing khakis right now.
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Ok, but the khakis guess was accurate, right?Swaye said:
Thank you. I always liked you. The rest of these assholes can DIAFFMisterEm said:
Hes not a Stanford grad.dirtysouwfdawg said:
With a white shirt sleeve button up with a floral design and boat shoes... fag.PurpleJ said:I bet he’s wearing khakis right now.
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Yes, but they were cargo shorts. Dad bod forming + cargo shorts + Lowe's = suburbanite helldirtysouwfdawg said:
Ok, but the khakis guess was accurate, right?Swaye said:
Thank you. I always liked you. The rest of these assholes can DIAFFMisterEm said:
Hes not a Stanford grad.dirtysouwfdawg said:
With a white shirt sleeve button up with a floral design and boat shoes... fag.PurpleJ said:I bet he’s wearing khakis right now.
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No, it's 50/50. The "worried about u" is PurpleJ. The "Fork?" part was all Pumpeii.PurpleJ said:
No that’s 100% J. I started saying it to @oregonblitzkrieg years ago.DerekJohnson said:
this post is actually a Pumpeii & PurpleJ hybrid. Not a modicum of original thought.DerekJohnson said:Fork?
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Look at all the entertainment that would have been lost had I followed your request.Pitchfork51 said:Please delete this or dont
