Pm to the board

Pitchfork51

My card is on fraud protection so I had to ask the bartender for a fucking cab.

Should I risk it or sleep in the car?

Pitchfork51

And I'm gonna get laid on the 7th of never because the only cute chick here is the gnarly tatted out bartender who served me 13 beers at the other place.

Fml

Pitchfork51

Sleeping in the car it is

Pitchfork51

Please delete this or dont

DerekJohnson

Pitchfork51 said:

Sleeping in the car it is

live stream?

DerekJohnson

Fork?

Worried about u

Pitchfork51

Apparently not able to upload a video.

Pitchfork51

Bribed some asshole 21 bucks to take me home

Pitchfork51

Turns out it was only 2 miles away

DerekJohnson

all's well that ends well

Pitchfork51

DerekJohnson said:

all's well that ends well

Man this red headed tatted bartender just reminds me of @Swaye story.

Full on fake boobs low self esteem the whole enchilada

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

DerekJohnson said:

all's well that ends well

Man this red headed tatted bartender just reminds me of @Swaye story.

Full on fake boobs low self esteem the whole enchilada

Nail it and pics.

Pitchfork51

Its Saturday swaye.

Have fun at home Depot.

But yes I really need to snap a pic of this chick it's absurd.

And I don't generally like redheads. Because I was one for like 4 years before my hair turned brown.

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

Its Saturday swaye.

Have fun at home Depot.

But yes I really need to snap a pic of this chick it's absurd.

And I don't generally like redheads. Because I was one for like 4 years before my hair turned brown.

It's actually Lowe's. Looking for flowers to plant. Leaving soon I am being told. I really hate myself.

PurpleBaze

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Its Saturday swaye.

Have fun at home Depot.

But yes I really need to snap a pic of this chick it's absurd.

And I don't generally like redheads. Because I was one for like 4 years before my hair turned brown.

It's actually Lowe's. Looking for flowers to plant. Leaving soon I am being told. I really hate myself.

I'm sad for you.

DerekJohnson

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Its Saturday swaye.

Have fun at home Depot.

But yes I really need to snap a pic of this chick it's absurd.

And I don't generally like redheads. Because I was one for like 4 years before my hair turned brown.

It's actually Lowe's. Looking for flowers to plant. Leaving soon I am being told. I really hate myself.

dirtysouwfdawg

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Its Saturday swaye.

Have fun at home Depot.

But yes I really need to snap a pic of this chick it's absurd.

And I don't generally like redheads. Because I was one for like 4 years before my hair turned brown.

It's actually Lowe's. Looking for flowers to plant. Leaving soon I am being told. I really hate myself.

Hahaa, fag.

Still in bed. Woke up to morning coitus. Now she’s making breakfast. Redeeming qualities of a 3 1/2. I don’t have shit to do today other than day drink so I’m hung over for my big day tomorrow.

What type of sick fuck allows someone’s birthday and Father’s Day to fall on the same day. I hate getting bent over (not really). Oh well, could be worse.

Good luck with the flowers, be sure to pick out some pansies.

DerekJohnson

DerekJohnson said:

Fork?

Worried about u

this post is actually a Pumpeii & PurpleJ hybrid. Not a modicum of original thought.

GrundleStiltzkin

DerekJohnson said:

DerekJohnson said:

Fork?

Worried about u

this post is actually a Pumpeii & PurpleJ hybrid. Not a modicum of original thought.

Say whatever you want about shitpoasting, but if we’re going to start bashing unoriginal thought I am OUT.

MikeDamone

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Its Saturday swaye.

Have fun at home Depot.

But yes I really need to snap a pic of this chick it's absurd.

And I don't generally like redheads. Because I was one for like 4 years before my hair turned brown.

It's actually Lowe's. Looking for flowers to plant. Leaving soon I am being told. I really hate myself.

You should swing by the toilet department and say hi. I’m working a 12 hour shift before heading back to Fairfax.

PurpleJ

DerekJohnson said:

DerekJohnson said:

Fork?

Worried about u

this post is actually a Pumpeii & PurpleJ hybrid. Not a modicum of original thought.

No that’s 100% J. I started saying it to @oregonblitzkrieg years ago.