Pm to the board

Swaye

MikeDamone said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Its Saturday swaye.

Have fun at home Depot.

But yes I really need to snap a pic of this chick it's absurd.

And I don't generally like redheads. Because I was one for like 4 years before my hair turned brown.

It's actually Lowe's. Looking for flowers to plant. Leaving soon I am being told. I really hate myself.

You should swing by the toilet department and say hi. I’m working a 12 hour shift before heading back to Fairfax.

Tried to visit you. She wouldn't let me leave the garden department. We were on a schedule. Brunch with her parents. FML.

PurpleBaze

Swaye said:

MikeDamone said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Its Saturday swaye.

Have fun at home Depot.

But yes I really need to snap a pic of this chick it's absurd.

And I don't generally like redheads. Because I was one for like 4 years before my hair turned brown.

It's actually Lowe's. Looking for flowers to plant. Leaving soon I am being told. I really hate myself.

You should swing by the toilet department and say hi. I’m working a 12 hour shift before heading back to Fairfax.

Tried to visit you. She wouldn't let me leave the garden department. We were on a schedule. Brunch with her parents. FML.

The awesome new life of Swaye...

PurpleJ

I bet he’s wearing khakis right now.

dirtysouwfdawg

PurpleJ said:

I bet he’s wearing khakis right now.

With a white shirt sleeve button up with a floral design and boat shoes... fag.

MisterEm

dirtysouwfdawg said:

PurpleJ said:

I bet he’s wearing khakis right now.

With a white shirt sleeve button up with a floral design and boat shoes... fag.

Hes not a Stanford grad.

Have some morals.

Swaye

MisterEm said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

PurpleJ said:

I bet he’s wearing khakis right now.

With a white shirt sleeve button up with a floral design and boat shoes... fag.

Hes not a Stanford grad.

Have some morals.

Thank you. I always liked you. The rest of these assholes can DIAFF

dirtysouwfdawg

Swaye said:

MisterEm said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

PurpleJ said:

I bet he’s wearing khakis right now.

With a white shirt sleeve button up with a floral design and boat shoes... fag.

Hes not a Stanford grad.

Have some morals.

Thank you. I always liked you. The rest of these assholes can DIAFF

Ok, but the khakis guess was accurate, right?

Swaye

dirtysouwfdawg said:

Swaye said:

MisterEm said:

dirtysouwfdawg said:

PurpleJ said:

I bet he’s wearing khakis right now.

With a white shirt sleeve button up with a floral design and boat shoes... fag.

Hes not a Stanford grad.

Have some morals.

Thank you. I always liked you. The rest of these assholes can DIAFF

Ok, but the khakis guess was accurate, right?

Yes, but they were cargo shorts. Dad bod forming + cargo shorts + Lowe's = suburbanite hell

DerekJohnson

PurpleJ said:

DerekJohnson said:

DerekJohnson said:

Fork?

Worried about u

this post is actually a Pumpeii & PurpleJ hybrid. Not a modicum of original thought.

No that’s 100% J. I started saying it to @oregonblitzkrieg years ago.

No, it's 50/50. The "worried about u" is PurpleJ. The "Fork?" part was all Pumpeii.

DerekJohnson

Pitchfork51 said:

Please delete this or dont

Look at all the entertainment that would have been lost had I followed your request.