What phobias do you have?

Nothing else though. Heights are fun. Did cliff jumping and parachuting. Spiders are cool.
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Heights cause my stomach to do funny things - but I am always going up on the roof of the house, shop, barn and I am scared - not to death obviously.
I am allergic to wasps, bees, spider bites, all that insect crap - carry epi-pens every where I go but they don't bother me. Until I am stuck in a vehicle with them. -
- Hookers n' cocaine
- Sloots with lots of tats
- Heights and/or people taller than me
- Mushrooms (magic or otherwise)
- Eating Quilcine Oysters Raw (cooked is ok)
- Tuff guys from Kent, Auburn, Tacoma etc -
Getting pegged.
Virulent strain of monkey AIDS.
Getting married.
Having children that I know about and/or must raise.
My trailer getting stolen. While I'm in it. -
I'm allergic to bees but don't really have any phobias
I'm more of an OCD semi autistic guy
I like routines in everything. Its actually great for business because you are super detail orientated.
I eat the same plain meals. Smoke the same plain pot. Drink the same plain booze. -
You redefine slow strategy.YellowSnow said:- Hookers n' cocaine SAD
- Sloots with lots of tats SAD
- Heights and/or people taller than me (this is less than .01 of the planet, you'll live)
- Mushrooms (magic or otherwise) SAD
- Eating Quilcine Oysters Raw (cooked is ok) (I'll give you this one)
- Tuff guys from Kent, Auburn, Tacoma etc (SAD) -
I dont like left handed people. Lefties piss me off.
Some days I struggle with heights, some days I dont. I've dove off of a 30 foot cliff and jumped off of a 65 footer. I jumped from the 65' because jumping was less dizzying and scary than standing there looking down.
But no...nothing I'd really call a phobia. -
How can you get through life without a single bee sting? That's amazing.Gladstone said:Saw my cousin step on a yellow jacket nest and get swarmed and stung dozens of times. I still get queasy around wasps yellow jackets hornets etc. I’ve never been stung though I wonder if that would actually help.
Nothing else though. Heights are fun. Did cliff jumping and parachuting. Spiders are cool.
And no, getting sting probably won't help. It hurts more than your imagination probably tells you it will. I get a handful every year and the rage it causes me never seems to lessen. -
I've been battling an extreme case of slow strategy genes my whole life. A lot of easy business was not closed as a result in my younger years. Then I learned ABC!!!Swaye said:
You redefine slow strategy.YellowSnow said:- Hookers n' cocaine SAD
- Sloots with lots of tats SAD
- Heights and/or people taller than me (this is less than .01 of the planet, you'll live)
- Mushrooms (magic or otherwise) SAD
- Eating Quilcine Oysters Raw (cooked is ok) (I'll give you this one)
- Tuff guys from Kent, Auburn, Tacoma etc (SAD)
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You forgot watching Matlock at the same time every day.RaceBannon said:I'm allergic to bees but don't really have any phobias
I'm more of an OCD semi autistic guy
I like routines in everything. Its actually great for business because you are super detail orientated.
I eat the same plain meals. Smoke the same plain pot. Drink the same plain booze.
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Sorry bruh.YellowSnow said:- people taller than me
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You made me very insecure @GladstoneGladstone said:
Sorry bruh.YellowSnow said:- people taller than me
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Snakes, motherlfuckers. -
Judge WapnerYellowSnow said:
You forgot watching Matlock at the same time every day.RaceBannon said:I'm allergic to bees but don't really have any phobias
I'm more of an OCD semi autistic guy
I like routines in everything. Its actually great for business because you are super detail orientated.
I eat the same plain meals. Smoke the same plain pot. Drink the same plain booze.
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HAHAHAHAHA I AM YOUR KRYPTONITE BITCH!!!!!!YellowSnow said:- Hookers n' cocaine
- Sloots with lots of tats
- Heights and/or people taller than me
- Mushrooms (magic or otherwise)
- Eating Quilcine Oysters Raw (cooked is ok)
- Tuff guys from Kent, Auburn, Tacoma etc -
Heights. Like not afraid to skydive or go on the extreme scream, but standing on a ledge freaks me out. Will go on the roof but will hate it and be super nervous.
Mosqitoes. Nature’s dirty needles. Nuff said on that.
Marriage. If you jumped out of an airplane and there was a 50% chance your chute failed, you wouldn’t jump and even if the chute works you can only bone one chick the rest of your lfe and she will buy dumb shit. Fuck that!
Also a semi autistic ocd guy like Race. I like routine and hate when people fuck it up.
Great dumb thread GLAADy -
I know.PurpleJ said:
HAHAHAHAHA I AM YOUR KRYPTONITE BITCH!!!!!!YellowSnow said:- Hookers n' cocaine
- Sloots with lots of tats
- Heights and/or people taller than me
- Mushrooms (magic or otherwise)
- Eating Quilcine Oysters Raw (cooked is ok)
- Tuff guys from Kent, Auburn, Tacoma etc -
You need to face your fears and go on a man date with @Swaye already.YellowSnow said:
I know.PurpleJ said:
HAHAHAHAHA I AM YOUR KRYPTONITE BITCH!!!!!!YellowSnow said:- Hookers n' cocaine
- Sloots with lots of tats
- Heights and/or people taller than me
- Mushrooms (magic or otherwise)
- Eating Quilcine Oysters Raw (cooked is ok)
- Tuff guys from Kent, Auburn, Tacoma etc -
Yellow jackets suck. I've been stung a few times by them.
The worst was in 2003 at Autzen after the Cougs laid down a 55-16 beating to those Young, Rich and Cool Ducks. We decided to stay and tailgate longer after the game and let the traffic die down. After pack up instead of trekking the hundred yards or so to the Honeybucket for the final piss , we decided to head for the trees instead. And consequently trampled on a yellow jackets nest. Got stung about 10 times on that one. Was lucky though because I had already dangled the little worm out. But it got reeled in quick.
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We just sext a lot right now. Trying to get him to come...to Seattle for a sometime.PurpleJ said:
You need to face your fears and go on a man date with @Swaye already.YellowSnow said:
I know.PurpleJ said:
HAHAHAHAHA I AM YOUR KRYPTONITE BITCH!!!!!!YellowSnow said:- Hookers n' cocaine
- Sloots with lots of tats
- Heights and/or people taller than me
- Mushrooms (magic or otherwise)
- Eating Quilcine Oysters Raw (cooked is ok)
- Tuff guys from Kent, Auburn, Tacoma etc -
Open ocean and large rivers
Water often seems calm or easily managed, but that motherfucker can get even a great swimmer quick. -
Oh yeah, fuck the ocean...DoogCourics said:Open ocean and large rivers
Water often seems calm or easily managed, but that motherfucker can get even a great swimmer quick.
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He’s always outside my place. Usually up in one of the trees or in the shrubs. I’ll PM you the address so you two can meet.YellowSnow said:
We just sext a lot right now. Trying to get him to come...to Seattle for a sometime.PurpleJ said:
You need to face your fears and go on a man date with @Swaye already.YellowSnow said:
I know.PurpleJ said:
HAHAHAHAHA I AM YOUR KRYPTONITE BITCH!!!!!!YellowSnow said:- Hookers n' cocaine
- Sloots with lots of tats
- Heights and/or people taller than me
- Mushrooms (magic or otherwise)
- Eating Quilcine Oysters Raw (cooked is ok)
- Tuff guys from Kent, Auburn, Tacoma etc -
Confirmed @Doog_de_Jour wants to watch. Just remember my phobia number 1. No pegging.Doog_de_Jour said:
He’s always outside my place. Usually up in one of the trees or in the shrubs. I’ll PM you the address so you two can meet.YellowSnow said:
We just sext a lot right now. Trying to get him to come...to Seattle for a sometime.PurpleJ said:
You need to face your fears and go on a man date with @Swaye already.YellowSnow said:
I know.PurpleJ said:
HAHAHAHAHA I AM YOUR KRYPTONITE BITCH!!!!!!YellowSnow said:- Hookers n' cocaine
- Sloots with lots of tats
- Heights and/or people taller than me
- Mushrooms (magic or otherwise)
- Eating Quilcine Oysters Raw (cooked is ok)
- Tuff guys from Kent, Auburn, Tacoma etc -
I used to love riding my bicycle as a kid, but now the thought of getting on one terrifies me. 5 years ago I bought a bike and tried to make a good faith effort to get back into it again, but fellow bicyclists were major dicks (“ON YOUR RIGHT!!!!”), dedicated paths were overcrowded, and the traffic was too close for comfort even in the bike lane.
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Pics please or it's all a lie.Doog_de_Jour said:
He’s always outside my place. Usually up in one of the trees or in the shrubs. I’ll PM you the address so you two can meet.YellowSnow said:
We just sext a lot right now. Trying to get him to come...to Seattle for a sometime.PurpleJ said:
You need to face your fears and go on a man date with @Swaye already.YellowSnow said:
I know.PurpleJ said:
HAHAHAHAHA I AM YOUR KRYPTONITE BITCH!!!!!!YellowSnow said:- Hookers n' cocaine
- Sloots with lots of tats
- Heights and/or people taller than me
- Mushrooms (magic or otherwise)
- Eating Quilcine Oysters Raw (cooked is ok)
- Tuff guys from Kent, Auburn, Tacoma etc
I mean pics of you not Swaye in case that wasn't clear. Drunk natives lurking in trees are a dime a dozen in my area. Women that will tolerate this website are not. -
I got you. It’s pretty easy to knock those fuckers senseless opening up one of the wings on my hydraulic snow plow before I take it off for the summer.Doog_de_Jour said:I used to love riding my bicycle as a kid, but now the thought of getting on one terrifies me. 5 years ago I bought a bike and tried to make a good faith effort to get back into it again, but fellow bicycles were major dicks (“ON YOUR RIGHT!!!!”), dedicated paths were overcrowded, and the traffic was too close for comfort even in the bike lane.
Next time I’ll remember to yell ‘on your left’ before sending them sailing into the ditch.
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I love cycling, but Seattle has made me into a hater of 81% of cyclists.Doog_de_Jour said:I used to love riding my bicycle as a kid, but now the thought of getting on one terrifies me. 5 years ago I bought a bike and tried to make a good faith effort to get back into it again, but fellow bicycles were major dicks (“ON YOUR RIGHT!!!!”), dedicated paths were overcrowded, and the traffic was too close for comfort even in the bike lane.
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You can get all the pics of me from @Swaye. Of course, they’re all pretty much of me getting my mail and taken with a high power telephoto lens, so I doubt you’d find them very titillating.chuck said:
Pics please or it's all a lie.Doog_de_Jour said:
He’s always outside my place. Usually up in one of the trees or in the shrubs. I’ll PM you the address so you two can meet.YellowSnow said:
We just sext a lot right now. Trying to get him to come...to Seattle for a sometime.PurpleJ said:
You need to face your fears and go on a man date with @Swaye already.YellowSnow said:
I know.PurpleJ said:
HAHAHAHAHA I AM YOUR KRYPTONITE BITCH!!!!!!YellowSnow said:- Hookers n' cocaine
- Sloots with lots of tats
- Heights and/or people taller than me
- Mushrooms (magic or otherwise)
- Eating Quilcine Oysters Raw (cooked is ok)
- Tuff guys from Kent, Auburn, Tacoma etc
I mean pics of you not Swaye in case that wasn't clear. Drunk natives lurking in trees are a dime a dozen in my area. Women that will tolerate this website are not. -
What kinda guns n' religion compound you running out there @PurpleThrobber ? REAL Christians aren't afraid of snakes.PurpleThrobber said:
Snakes, motherlfuckers.
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I got hit by a car with no helmet on a bike during winter break of my freshman year of high school. Broken ribs, chipped hip bone, broken jaw and fractured skull.Doog_de_Jour said:I used to love riding my bicycle as a kid, but now the thought of getting on one terrifies me. 5 years ago I bought a bike and tried to make a good faith effort to get back into it again, but fellow bicyclists were major dicks (“ON YOUR RIGHT!!!!”), dedicated paths were overcrowded, and the traffic was too close for comfort even in the bike lane.
Now I only ride bikes if I’m drunk and one of my kleptomaniac frens steals one. #safechoices