Mueller is such a pussy

creepycoug said:

SFGbob said:

creepycoug said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

USMChawk said:

dflea said:

That is a good question. I'm a little anxious and would rather have Mueller just knock the shit out of Fatso on the WH lawn, but they frown upon such things in DC I've heard.

There does seems to be several other cases still in the works, though, so I have to assume there is some shit still coming down the pipe that Mueller felt he needed some degrees of separation from or was outside his scope.

We'll see.

You really think you could take Mueller? He looks like a guy that would stand you up with a straight jab, and then sneak in an uppercut when you pick up your hands to protect your eye from the jab. Tall guy - long reach. I don't want any part of him.

In my experience it’s the shorter wiry guys you need to be careful of. And as Creep said, watch out for the guys with cauliflower ears.

It's not a body type, it's a confidence in the way they carry themselves and a "settled" kind of attitude towards impending violence. I've gotten into a lot of fights through the years and lived in some pretty fucked up places. I can usually spot the people I want no part of. A marine should know what I'm talking about.

If you don't know anything about wrestling, ground fighting, or jujitsu then yeah, anyone with cauliflower ears will own your ass. The problem with a lot of those guys though is that they are used to having that upper hand and they also have a lot of rules ingrained in their heads and muscle memory. The last guy who attempted an arm bar on me was perfectly surprised when I dropped my weight and head butted his face back into the cement. Lost his grip pretty quick and was done after that. You could tell he was used to sparring and not, you know, getting his face smashed in.

Plenty of MMA guys walking around you wouldn't suspect if you didn't know any better that will own you either way. Buddy of mine I wrestled with was unranked in the UFC but still, he'd fucking kill most people in under 10 seconds. He doesn't look like anything special though, doesn't even have cauliflower ear. We laugh at the people that try to start shit with him at the local bars all the time.

I just avoid all of it. Call me a pussy, but I just never know who's completely desperate and willing to do anything, including shoot me. I still have shit to take care of in this life and left most of my ego in high school.

There's another category of dude who's not not big enough for even the dumbfucks to say to themselves, "uh, not today."

I used to hang out in college a bit with a crowd that included Travis Richardson. One of Travis' good friends was a guy named Mike who played behind the guy who played behind the guy who played behind Reggie Rodgers. So, he never played and focused on school and quit eventually. I don't recall his height and weight, but one of the issues with him on the team was that he was undersized and had to work really hard to bulk up. But he wasn't a small due at all. We'd go into bars and 1/3 of the time, I swear, some rough and tumble asshole would want to mix it up with Mike, and then pay for it, because James didn't recruit pussies, even the guys who didn't play.

Richardson, as you all recall, was bigger. Not hugely taller at around 6'4", but packing around 260+ and really looked the fucking part. When we had Trav in the group (I like to call him Trav even though he wouldn't know me today from Adam) it never fucking happened. Same places, same kind of assholes, but Richardson, who was actually a good dude and not a guy who went looking for shit, just looked like too much trouble and people didn't fuck with him or us. Nobody ever recognized him because he wasn't a known face around town like Emtman would have been, but he was an intimidating figure.

Anyway I'd hate to be that 'tweener big guy. You don't want trouble, but it comes for you just because you're kinda big.

Wow, did you guys every fuck? Because it sounds like you wanted to fuck him. Did your fear of the Christian right force you to leave that relationship unconsummated or did throw caution to wind and fucking him anyway? I hear the Christian right sets standards for morality in this country.

Sounds like these stories are effecting your life. Is it that I have friends or that I went to college? Does this scare you like like the transvestites? Sad.

Why don't you move along and at least try to earn a bit of your government-funded check you social tit sucker. Don't you have a parts warehouse to stand watch over? Maybe count some upvotes on your phone? Scoot along and do your job now Private Dipshit.

I hear the Christian Right has no political influence. Never has. None.

creepycoug said:

SFGbob said:

creepycoug said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

USMChawk said:

dflea said:

That is a good question. I'm a little anxious and would rather have Mueller just knock the shit out of Fatso on the WH lawn, but they frown upon such things in DC I've heard.

There does seems to be several other cases still in the works, though, so I have to assume there is some shit still coming down the pipe that Mueller felt he needed some degrees of separation from or was outside his scope.

We'll see.

You really think you could take Mueller? He looks like a guy that would stand you up with a straight jab, and then sneak in an uppercut when you pick up your hands to protect your eye from the jab. Tall guy - long reach. I don't want any part of him.

In my experience it’s the shorter wiry guys you need to be careful of. And as Creep said, watch out for the guys with cauliflower ears.

It's not a body type, it's a confidence in the way they carry themselves and a "settled" kind of attitude towards impending violence. I've gotten into a lot of fights through the years and lived in some pretty fucked up places. I can usually spot the people I want no part of. A marine should know what I'm talking about.

If you don't know anything about wrestling, ground fighting, or jujitsu then yeah, anyone with cauliflower ears will own your ass. The problem with a lot of those guys though is that they are used to having that upper hand and they also have a lot of rules ingrained in their heads and muscle memory. The last guy who attempted an arm bar on me was perfectly surprised when I dropped my weight and head butted his face back into the cement. Lost his grip pretty quick and was done after that. You could tell he was used to sparring and not, you know, getting his face smashed in.

Plenty of MMA guys walking around you wouldn't suspect if you didn't know any better that will own you either way. Buddy of mine I wrestled with was unranked in the UFC but still, he'd fucking kill most people in under 10 seconds. He doesn't look like anything special though, doesn't even have cauliflower ear. We laugh at the people that try to start shit with him at the local bars all the time.

I just avoid all of it. Call me a pussy, but I just never know who's completely desperate and willing to do anything, including shoot me. I still have shit to take care of in this life and left most of my ego in high school.

There's another category of dude who's not not big enough for even the dumbfucks to say to themselves, "uh, not today."

I used to hang out in college a bit with a crowd that included Travis Richardson. One of Travis' good friends was a guy named Mike who played behind the guy who played behind the guy who played behind Reggie Rodgers. So, he never played and focused on school and quit eventually. I don't recall his height and weight, but one of the issues with him on the team was that he was undersized and had to work really hard to bulk up. But he wasn't a small due at all. We'd go into bars and 1/3 of the time, I swear, some rough and tumble asshole would want to mix it up with Mike, and then pay for it, because James didn't recruit pussies, even the guys who didn't play.

Richardson, as you all recall, was bigger. Not hugely taller at around 6'4", but packing around 260+ and really looked the fucking part. When we had Trav in the group (I like to call him Trav even though he wouldn't know me today from Adam) it never fucking happened. Same places, same kind of assholes, but Richardson, who was actually a good dude and not a guy who went looking for shit, just looked like too much trouble and people didn't fuck with him or us. Nobody ever recognized him because he wasn't a known face around town like Emtman would have been, but he was an intimidating figure.

Anyway I'd hate to be that 'tweener big guy. You don't want trouble, but it comes for you just because you're kinda big.

Wow, did you guys every fuck? Because it sounds like you wanted to fuck him. Did your fear of the Christian right force you to leave that relationship unconsummated or did throw caution to wind and fucking him anyway? I hear the Christian right sets standards for morality in this country.

Sounds like these stories are effecting your life. Is it that I have friends or that I went to college? Does this scare you like like the transvestites? Sad.

Why don't you move along and at least try to earn a bit of your government-funded check you social tit sucker. Don't you have a parts warehouse to stand watch over? Maybe count some upvotes on your phone? Scoot along and do your job now Private Dipshit.

I hear the Christian Right has no political influence. Never has. None.

creepycoug said:

SFGbob said:

creepycoug said:

SFGbob said:

creepycoug said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

USMChawk said:

dflea said:

That is a good question. I'm a little anxious and would rather have Mueller just knock the shit out of Fatso on the WH lawn, but they frown upon such things in DC I've heard.

There does seems to be several other cases still in the works, though, so I have to assume there is some shit still coming down the pipe that Mueller felt he needed some degrees of separation from or was outside his scope.

We'll see.

You really think you could take Mueller? He looks like a guy that would stand you up with a straight jab, and then sneak in an uppercut when you pick up your hands to protect your eye from the jab. Tall guy - long reach. I don't want any part of him.

In my experience it’s the shorter wiry guys you need to be careful of. And as Creep said, watch out for the guys with cauliflower ears.

It's not a body type, it's a confidence in the way they carry themselves and a "settled" kind of attitude towards impending violence. I've gotten into a lot of fights through the years and lived in some pretty fucked up places. I can usually spot the people I want no part of. A marine should know what I'm talking about.

If you don't know anything about wrestling, ground fighting, or jujitsu then yeah, anyone with cauliflower ears will own your ass. The problem with a lot of those guys though is that they are used to having that upper hand and they also have a lot of rules ingrained in their heads and muscle memory. The last guy who attempted an arm bar on me was perfectly surprised when I dropped my weight and head butted his face back into the cement. Lost his grip pretty quick and was done after that. You could tell he was used to sparring and not, you know, getting his face smashed in.

Plenty of MMA guys walking around you wouldn't suspect if you didn't know any better that will own you either way. Buddy of mine I wrestled with was unranked in the UFC but still, he'd fucking kill most people in under 10 seconds. He doesn't look like anything special though, doesn't even have cauliflower ear. We laugh at the people that try to start shit with him at the local bars all the time.

I just avoid all of it. Call me a pussy, but I just never know who's completely desperate and willing to do anything, including shoot me. I still have shit to take care of in this life and left most of my ego in high school.

There's another category of dude who's not not big enough for even the dumbfucks to say to themselves, "uh, not today."

I used to hang out in college a bit with a crowd that included Travis Richardson. One of Travis' good friends was a guy named Mike who played behind the guy who played behind the guy who played behind Reggie Rodgers. So, he never played and focused on school and quit eventually. I don't recall his height and weight, but one of the issues with him on the team was that he was undersized and had to work really hard to bulk up. But he wasn't a small due at all. We'd go into bars and 1/3 of the time, I swear, some rough and tumble asshole would want to mix it up with Mike, and then pay for it, because James didn't recruit pussies, even the guys who didn't play.

Richardson, as you all recall, was bigger. Not hugely taller at around 6'4", but packing around 260+ and really looked the fucking part. When we had Trav in the group (I like to call him Trav even though he wouldn't know me today from Adam) it never fucking happened. Same places, same kind of assholes, but Richardson, who was actually a good dude and not a guy who went looking for shit, just looked like too much trouble and people didn't fuck with him or us. Nobody ever recognized him because he wasn't a known face around town like Emtman would have been, but he was an intimidating figure.

Anyway I'd hate to be that 'tweener big guy. You don't want trouble, but it comes for you just because you're kinda big.

Wow, did you guys every fuck? Because it sounds like you wanted to fuck him. Did your fear of the Christian right force you to leave that relationship unconsummated or did throw caution to wind and fucking him anyway? I hear the Christian right sets standards for morality in this country.

Sounds like these stories are effecting your life. Is it that I have friends or that I went to college? Does this scare you like like the transvestites? Sad.

Why don't you move along and at least try to earn a bit of your government-funded check you social tit sucker. Don't you have a parts warehouse to stand watch over? Maybe count some upvotes on your phone? Scoot along and do your job now Private Dipshit.

I hear the Christian Right has no political influence. Never has. None.

I'll bet you didn't fuck that strawman as good a fucked your buddy.

You would know. You're the master strawman ass fucking premise-changing faggot in the Tug.

As an aside, Bob, it seems like you're a little upset. Have you checked in with your mouth-breathing parents to pray over it? God wants you to do well.

SFGbob said:

creepycoug said:

SFGbob said:

creepycoug said:

SFGbob said:

creepycoug said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

USMChawk said:

dflea said:

That is a good question. I'm a little anxious and would rather have Mueller just knock the shit out of Fatso on the WH lawn, but they frown upon such things in DC I've heard.

There does seems to be several other cases still in the works, though, so I have to assume there is some shit still coming down the pipe that Mueller felt he needed some degrees of separation from or was outside his scope.

We'll see.

You really think you could take Mueller? He looks like a guy that would stand you up with a straight jab, and then sneak in an uppercut when you pick up your hands to protect your eye from the jab. Tall guy - long reach. I don't want any part of him.

In my experience it’s the shorter wiry guys you need to be careful of. And as Creep said, watch out for the guys with cauliflower ears.

It's not a body type, it's a confidence in the way they carry themselves and a "settled" kind of attitude towards impending violence. I've gotten into a lot of fights through the years and lived in some pretty fucked up places. I can usually spot the people I want no part of. A marine should know what I'm talking about.

If you don't know anything about wrestling, ground fighting, or jujitsu then yeah, anyone with cauliflower ears will own your ass. The problem with a lot of those guys though is that they are used to having that upper hand and they also have a lot of rules ingrained in their heads and muscle memory. The last guy who attempted an arm bar on me was perfectly surprised when I dropped my weight and head butted his face back into the cement. Lost his grip pretty quick and was done after that. You could tell he was used to sparring and not, you know, getting his face smashed in.

Plenty of MMA guys walking around you wouldn't suspect if you didn't know any better that will own you either way. Buddy of mine I wrestled with was unranked in the UFC but still, he'd fucking kill most people in under 10 seconds. He doesn't look like anything special though, doesn't even have cauliflower ear. We laugh at the people that try to start shit with him at the local bars all the time.

I just avoid all of it. Call me a pussy, but I just never know who's completely desperate and willing to do anything, including shoot me. I still have shit to take care of in this life and left most of my ego in high school.

There's another category of dude who's not not big enough for even the dumbfucks to say to themselves, "uh, not today."

I used to hang out in college a bit with a crowd that included Travis Richardson. One of Travis' good friends was a guy named Mike who played behind the guy who played behind the guy who played behind Reggie Rodgers. So, he never played and focused on school and quit eventually. I don't recall his height and weight, but one of the issues with him on the team was that he was undersized and had to work really hard to bulk up. But he wasn't a small due at all. We'd go into bars and 1/3 of the time, I swear, some rough and tumble asshole would want to mix it up with Mike, and then pay for it, because James didn't recruit pussies, even the guys who didn't play.

Richardson, as you all recall, was bigger. Not hugely taller at around 6'4", but packing around 260+ and really looked the fucking part. When we had Trav in the group (I like to call him Trav even though he wouldn't know me today from Adam) it never fucking happened. Same places, same kind of assholes, but Richardson, who was actually a good dude and not a guy who went looking for shit, just looked like too much trouble and people didn't fuck with him or us. Nobody ever recognized him because he wasn't a known face around town like Emtman would have been, but he was an intimidating figure.

Anyway I'd hate to be that 'tweener big guy. You don't want trouble, but it comes for you just because you're kinda big.

Wow, did you guys every fuck? Because it sounds like you wanted to fuck him. Did your fear of the Christian right force you to leave that relationship unconsummated or did throw caution to wind and fucking him anyway? I hear the Christian right sets standards for morality in this country.

Sounds like these stories are effecting your life. Is it that I have friends or that I went to college? Does this scare you like like the transvestites? Sad.

Why don't you move along and at least try to earn a bit of your government-funded check you social tit sucker. Don't you have a parts warehouse to stand watch over? Maybe count some upvotes on your phone? Scoot along and do your job now Private Dipshit.

I hear the Christian Right has no political influence. Never has. None.

I'll bet you didn't fuck that strawman as good a fucked your buddy.

You would know. You're the master strawman ass fucking premise-changing faggot in the Tug.

As an aside, Bob, it seems like you're a little upset. Have you checked in with your mouth-breathing parents to pray over it? God wants you to do well.

Got to love how this dipshit thinks I'm religious. The fact that you're a fucking Kunt who is afraid of what the Christian right "might" do to you doesn't make me upset. But please return to your strawman's asshole Kunt.