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  • CirrhosisDawgCirrhosisDawg Member Posts: 6,390

    dflea said:

    dflea said:

    dflea said:

    That is a good question. I'm a little anxious and would rather have Mueller just knock the shit out of Fatso on the WH lawn, but they frown upon such things in DC I've heard.

    There does seems to be several other cases still in the works, though, so I have to assume there is some shit still coming down the pipe that Mueller felt he needed some degrees of separation from or was outside his scope.

    We'll see.

    You really think you could take Mueller? He looks like a guy that would stand you up with a straight jab, and then sneak in an uppercut when you pick up your hands to protect your eye from the jab. Tall guy - long reach. I don't want any part of him.

    I could take Mueller. Rather easily. Then I’d take you.
    Out for drinks?

    Sweet.

    You're just banking on your youth against Mueller, but his generation is tougher that our pansy ass generation is. Those fuckers fought gooks in the jungle. He'd skull fuck a Nancy ass from our generation. You'd better stick to taking me - my rotator cuff is fucked up right now, so your chances look pretty good. Especially if you're buying drinks first.

    I’d beat his ass then I’d beat yours. Then make you buy me a drink.
    Disagree. He'd drop you like a bad habit. Then I'd but him a drink.
    He has a glass jaw. I’d pop him in the chin, sweep the legs the give him an elbow drop to the back of the neck to soften him up. Then I’d beat your ass in my spare time.
    Was that how it went down at your neighbor’s house on that Sark-era apple cup when you took down the mouthy cuog’s husband? So awesome!
  • BearsWiinBearsWiin Member Posts: 5,033
    So much for the thin veneer of civilization
  • UW_Doog_BotUW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 15,781 Swaye's Wigwam
    I'd

    dflea said:

    That is a good question. I'm a little anxious and would rather have Mueller just knock the shit out of Fatso on the WH lawn, but they frown upon such things in DC I've heard.

    There does seems to be several other cases still in the works, though, so I have to assume there is some shit still coming down the pipe that Mueller felt he needed some degrees of separation from or was outside his scope.

    We'll see.

    You really think you could take Mueller? He looks like a guy that would stand you up with a straight jab, and then sneak in an uppercut when you pick up your hands to protect your eye from the jab. Tall guy - long reach. I don't want any part of him.

    We'll get Yella to handle Mueller. Better equipped.

    Frankly at my age, I don't want any part of anybody, even the paper girl. I'd pull a muscle for certain.

    @YellowSnow
    Unless any of you fuckers are 6’5” ex Army Rangers / Navy Seals or Little MMA fucks with cauliflower ears, I’ll win at 7-11 rather easily. But that’s a lot of ifs and buts.
    Dropping a level into a double leg is usually super effective against tall guys. They always want to stand and fight and have a shit ground game. I'd probably go for the step-in to suplex against Mueller though. He looks kind of heavy but he's tall so you can get the leverage. It's going to hurt like a bitch hitting the cement from that angle but it'll hurt him a hell of a lot more. Either way, the fight is basically over except for the clean up on isle 4.
  • SFGbobSFGbob Member Posts: 32,211

    Leaks to WaPo that Barr misrepresented his report. When asked by Barr if he was wrong Mueller said no but it was reported wrong.

    The day before hearing Barr in Congress

    Tell you what Mueller, the next time you have two years to write a report say what you mean or shut the fuck up.

    The clown show continues.

    If there was anything we wouldn't be subject to all this bullshit

    When Barr pushed back on Mueller's claim that he misrepresented what was in the report Mueller folded like a cheap suit and said the media was misrepresenting what was in the report. Funny how Mueller didn't have much of a problem with media misrepresentations for over the past two years.
  • RoadTripRoadTrip Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,797 Founders Club
    dflea said:

    Leaks to WaPo that Barr misrepresented his report. When asked by Barr if he was wrong Mueller said no but it was reported wrong.

    The day before hearing Barr in Congress

    Tell you what Mueller, the next time you have two years to write a report say what you mean or shut the fuck up.

    The clown show continues.

    If there was anything we wouldn't be subject to all this bullshit

    Leaks to WaPo that Barr misrepresented his report. When asked by Barr if he was wrong Mueller said no but it was reported wrong.

    The day before hearing Barr in Congress

    Tell you what Mueller, the next time you have two years to write a report say what you mean or shut the fuck up.

    The clown show continues.

    If there was anything we wouldn't be subject to all this bullshit

    Leaks to WaPo that Barr misrepresented his report. When asked by Barr if he was wrong Mueller said no but it was reported wrong.

    The day before hearing Barr in Congress

    Tell you what Mueller, the next time you have two years to write a report say what you mean or shut the fuck up.

    The clown show continues.

    If there was anything we wouldn't be subject to all this bullshit

    Mueller would beat Trump's ass like a rented fucking mule.

    Yours, too.

    There's plenty. You're just ignoring it. Sooner or later it will be obvious that I'm right like usual.
    You're in incompetent pussy who's never right about anything
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,219
    You're in incompetent pussy who's never right about anything

    Lolz
  • dfleadflea Member Posts: 7,233

    dflea said:

    Leaks to WaPo that Barr misrepresented his report. When asked by Barr if he was wrong Mueller said no but it was reported wrong.

    The day before hearing Barr in Congress

    Tell you what Mueller, the next time you have two years to write a report say what you mean or shut the fuck up.

    The clown show continues.

    If there was anything we wouldn't be subject to all this bullshit

    Leaks to WaPo that Barr misrepresented his report. When asked by Barr if he was wrong Mueller said no but it was reported wrong.

    The day before hearing Barr in Congress

    Tell you what Mueller, the next time you have two years to write a report say what you mean or shut the fuck up.

    The clown show continues.

    If there was anything we wouldn't be subject to all this bullshit

    Leaks to WaPo that Barr misrepresented his report. When asked by Barr if he was wrong Mueller said no but it was reported wrong.

    The day before hearing Barr in Congress

    Tell you what Mueller, the next time you have two years to write a report say what you mean or shut the fuck up.

    The clown show continues.

    If there was anything we wouldn't be subject to all this bullshit

    Mueller would beat Trump's ass like a rented fucking mule.

    Yours, too.

    There's plenty. You're just ignoring it. Sooner or later it will be obvious that I'm right like usual.
    You're in incompetent pussy who's never right about anything
    Cool user name - for a faggot. Go drown yourself, butthole.
  • USMChawkUSMChawk Member Posts: 1,800
    dflea said:

    That is a good question. I'm a little anxious and would rather have Mueller just knock the shit out of Fatso on the WH lawn, but they frown upon such things in DC I've heard.

    There does seems to be several other cases still in the works, though, so I have to assume there is some shit still coming down the pipe that Mueller felt he needed some degrees of separation from or was outside his scope.

    We'll see.

    You really think you could take Mueller? He looks like a guy that would stand you up with a straight jab, and then sneak in an uppercut when you pick up your hands to protect your eye from the jab. Tall guy - long reach. I don't want any part of him.

    In my experience it’s the shorter wiry guys you need to be careful of. And as Creep said, watch out for the guys with cauliflower ears.
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,949
    dflea said:

    dflea said:

    Leaks to WaPo that Barr misrepresented his report. When asked by Barr if he was wrong Mueller said no but it was reported wrong.

    The day before hearing Barr in Congress

    Tell you what Mueller, the next time you have two years to write a report say what you mean or shut the fuck up.

    The clown show continues.

    If there was anything we wouldn't be subject to all this bullshit

    Leaks to WaPo that Barr misrepresented his report. When asked by Barr if he was wrong Mueller said no but it was reported wrong.

    The day before hearing Barr in Congress

    Tell you what Mueller, the next time you have two years to write a report say what you mean or shut the fuck up.

    The clown show continues.

    If there was anything we wouldn't be subject to all this bullshit

    Leaks to WaPo that Barr misrepresented his report. When asked by Barr if he was wrong Mueller said no but it was reported wrong.

    The day before hearing Barr in Congress

    Tell you what Mueller, the next time you have two years to write a report say what you mean or shut the fuck up.

    The clown show continues.

    If there was anything we wouldn't be subject to all this bullshit

    Mueller would beat Trump's ass like a rented fucking mule.

    Yours, too.

    There's plenty. You're just ignoring it. Sooner or later it will be obvious that I'm right like usual.
    You're in incompetent pussy who's never right about anything
    Cool user name - for a faggot. Go drown yourself, butthole.
    Have a chin
  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 105,803 Founders Club
    USMChawk said:

    dflea said:

    That is a good question. I'm a little anxious and would rather have Mueller just knock the shit out of Fatso on the WH lawn, but they frown upon such things in DC I've heard.

    There does seems to be several other cases still in the works, though, so I have to assume there is some shit still coming down the pipe that Mueller felt he needed some degrees of separation from or was outside his scope.

    We'll see.

    You really think you could take Mueller? He looks like a guy that would stand you up with a straight jab, and then sneak in an uppercut when you pick up your hands to protect your eye from the jab. Tall guy - long reach. I don't want any part of him.

    In my experience it’s the shorter wiry guys you need to be careful of. And as Creep said, watch out for the guys with cauliflower ears.
    I've never met a short guy who didn't have a chip on his shoulder. And I would avoid fighting any of them
  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    dflea said:

    dflea said:

    dflea said:

    That is a good question. I'm a little anxious and would rather have Mueller just knock the shit out of Fatso on the WH lawn, but they frown upon such things in DC I've heard.

    There does seems to be several other cases still in the works, though, so I have to assume there is some shit still coming down the pipe that Mueller felt he needed some degrees of separation from or was outside his scope.

    We'll see.

    You really think you could take Mueller? He looks like a guy that would stand you up with a straight jab, and then sneak in an uppercut when you pick up your hands to protect your eye from the jab. Tall guy - long reach. I don't want any part of him.

    I could take Mueller. Rather easily. Then I’d take you.
    Out for drinks?

    Sweet.

    You're just banking on your youth against Mueller, but his generation is tougher that our pansy ass generation is. Those fuckers fought gooks in the jungle. He'd skull fuck a Nancy ass from our generation. You'd better stick to taking me - my rotator cuff is fucked up right now, so your chances look pretty good. Especially if you're buying drinks first.

    I’d beat his ass then I’d beat yours. Then make you buy me a drink.
    Disagree. He'd drop you like a bad habit. Then I'd but him a drink.
    He has a glass jaw. I’d pop him in the chin, sweep the legs the give him an elbow drop to the back of the neck to soften him up. Then I’d beat your ass in my spare time.
    Was that how it went down at your neighbor’s house on that Sark-era apple cup when you took down the mouthy cuog’s husband? So awesome!
    I mopped the floor with that jackass. 😂
  • RoadTripRoadTrip Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,797 Founders Club
    dflea said:

    dflea said:

    Leaks to WaPo that Barr misrepresented his report. When asked by Barr if he was wrong Mueller said no but it was reported wrong.

    The day before hearing Barr in Congress

    Tell you what Mueller, the next time you have two years to write a report say what you mean or shut the fuck up.

    The clown show continues.

    If there was anything we wouldn't be subject to all this bullshit

    Leaks to WaPo that Barr misrepresented his report. When asked by Barr if he was wrong Mueller said no but it was reported wrong.

    The day before hearing Barr in Congress

    Tell you what Mueller, the next time you have two years to write a report say what you mean or shut the fuck up.

    The clown show continues.

    If there was anything we wouldn't be subject to all this bullshit

    Leaks to WaPo that Barr misrepresented his report. When asked by Barr if he was wrong Mueller said no but it was reported wrong.

    The day before hearing Barr in Congress

    Tell you what Mueller, the next time you have two years to write a report say what you mean or shut the fuck up.

    The clown show continues.

    If there was anything we wouldn't be subject to all this bullshit

    Mueller would beat Trump's ass like a rented fucking mule.

    Yours, too.

    There's plenty. You're just ignoring it. Sooner or later it will be obvious that I'm right like usual.
    You're in incompetent pussy who's never right about anything
    Cool user name - for a faggot. Go drown yourself, butthole.
    Awwww...little man's upset
  • UW_Doog_BotUW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 15,781 Swaye's Wigwam
    USMChawk said:

    dflea said:

    That is a good question. I'm a little anxious and would rather have Mueller just knock the shit out of Fatso on the WH lawn, but they frown upon such things in DC I've heard.

    There does seems to be several other cases still in the works, though, so I have to assume there is some shit still coming down the pipe that Mueller felt he needed some degrees of separation from or was outside his scope.

    We'll see.

    You really think you could take Mueller? He looks like a guy that would stand you up with a straight jab, and then sneak in an uppercut when you pick up your hands to protect your eye from the jab. Tall guy - long reach. I don't want any part of him.

    In my experience it’s the shorter wiry guys you need to be careful of. And as Creep said, watch out for the guys with cauliflower ears.
    It's not a body type, it's a confidence in the way they carry themselves and a "settled" kind of attitude towards impending violence. I've gotten into a lot of fights through the years and lived in some pretty fucked up places. I can usually spot the people I want no part of. A marine should know what I'm talking about.

    If you don't know anything about wrestling, ground fighting, or jujitsu then yeah, anyone with cauliflower ears will own your ass. The problem with a lot of those guys though is that they are used to having that upper hand and they also have a lot of rules ingrained in their heads and muscle memory. The last guy who attempted an arm bar on me was perfectly surprised when I dropped my weight and head butted his face back into the cement. Lost his grip pretty quick and was done after that. You could tell he was used to sparring and not, you know, getting his face smashed in.

    Plenty of MMA guys walking around you wouldn't suspect if you didn't know any better that will own you either way. Buddy of mine I wrestled with was unranked in the UFC but still, he'd fucking kill most people in under 10 seconds. He doesn't look like anything special though, doesn't even have cauliflower ear. We laugh at the people that try to start shit with him at the local bars all the time.
  • dfleadflea Member Posts: 7,233

    dflea said:

    dflea said:

    Leaks to WaPo that Barr misrepresented his report. When asked by Barr if he was wrong Mueller said no but it was reported wrong.

    The day before hearing Barr in Congress

    Tell you what Mueller, the next time you have two years to write a report say what you mean or shut the fuck up.

    The clown show continues.

    If there was anything we wouldn't be subject to all this bullshit

    Leaks to WaPo that Barr misrepresented his report. When asked by Barr if he was wrong Mueller said no but it was reported wrong.

    The day before hearing Barr in Congress

    Tell you what Mueller, the next time you have two years to write a report say what you mean or shut the fuck up.

    The clown show continues.

    If there was anything we wouldn't be subject to all this bullshit

    Leaks to WaPo that Barr misrepresented his report. When asked by Barr if he was wrong Mueller said no but it was reported wrong.

    The day before hearing Barr in Congress

    Tell you what Mueller, the next time you have two years to write a report say what you mean or shut the fuck up.

    The clown show continues.

    If there was anything we wouldn't be subject to all this bullshit

    Mueller would beat Trump's ass like a rented fucking mule.

    Yours, too.

    There's plenty. You're just ignoring it. Sooner or later it will be obvious that I'm right like usual.
    You're in incompetent pussy who's never right about anything
    Cool user name - for a faggot. Go drown yourself, butthole.
    Awwww...little man's upset
    Not at all. You be a faggot if you want to. You're good at it.
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,219

    USMChawk said:

    dflea said:

    That is a good question. I'm a little anxious and would rather have Mueller just knock the shit out of Fatso on the WH lawn, but they frown upon such things in DC I've heard.

    There does seems to be several other cases still in the works, though, so I have to assume there is some shit still coming down the pipe that Mueller felt he needed some degrees of separation from or was outside his scope.

    We'll see.

    You really think you could take Mueller? He looks like a guy that would stand you up with a straight jab, and then sneak in an uppercut when you pick up your hands to protect your eye from the jab. Tall guy - long reach. I don't want any part of him.

    In my experience it’s the shorter wiry guys you need to be careful of. And as Creep said, watch out for the guys with cauliflower ears.
    It's not a body type, it's a confidence in the way they carry themselves and a "settled" kind of attitude towards impending violence. I've gotten into a lot of fights through the years and lived in some pretty fucked up places. I can usually spot the people I want no part of. A marine should know what I'm talking about.

    If you don't know anything about wrestling, ground fighting, or jujitsu then yeah, anyone with cauliflower ears will own your ass. The problem with a lot of those guys though is that they are used to having that upper hand and they also have a lot of rules ingrained in their heads and muscle memory. The last guy who attempted an arm bar on me was perfectly surprised when I dropped my weight and head butted his face back into the cement. Lost his grip pretty quick and was done after that. You could tell he was used to sparring and not, you know, getting his face smashed in.

    Plenty of MMA guys walking around you wouldn't suspect if you didn't know any better that will own you either way. Buddy of mine I wrestled with was unranked in the UFC but still, he'd fucking kill most people in under 10 seconds. He doesn't look like anything special though, doesn't even have cauliflower ear. We laugh at the people that try to start shit with him at the local bars all the time.
    I just avoid all of it. Call me a pussy, but I just never know who's completely desperate and willing to do anything, including shoot me. I still have shit to take care of in this life and left most of my ego in high school.

    There's another category of dude who's not not big enough for even the dumbfucks to say to themselves, "uh, not today."

    I used to hang out in college a bit with a crowd that included Travis Richardson. One of Travis' good friends was a guy named Mike who played behind the guy who played behind the guy who played behind Reggie Rodgers. So, he never played and focused on school and quit eventually. I don't recall his height and weight, but one of the issues with him on the team was that he was undersized and had to work really hard to bulk up. But he wasn't a small due at all. We'd go into bars and 1/3 of the time, I swear, some rough and tumble asshole would want to mix it up with Mike, and then pay for it, because James didn't recruit pussies, even the guys who didn't play.

    Richardson, as you all recall, was bigger. Not hugely taller at around 6'4", but packing around 260+ and really looked the fucking part. When we had Trav in the group (I like to call him Trav even though he wouldn't know me today from Adam) it never fucking happened. Same places, same kind of assholes, but Richardson, who was actually a good dude and not a guy who went looking for shit, just looked like too much trouble and people didn't fuck with him or us. Nobody ever recognized him because he wasn't a known face around town like Emtman would have been, but he was an intimidating figure.

    Anyway I'd hate to be that 'tweener big guy. You don't want trouble, but it comes for you just because you're kinda big.
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,219

    dflea said:

    dflea said:

    Leaks to WaPo that Barr misrepresented his report. When asked by Barr if he was wrong Mueller said no but it was reported wrong.

    The day before hearing Barr in Congress

    Tell you what Mueller, the next time you have two years to write a report say what you mean or shut the fuck up.

    The clown show continues.

    If there was anything we wouldn't be subject to all this bullshit

    Leaks to WaPo that Barr misrepresented his report. When asked by Barr if he was wrong Mueller said no but it was reported wrong.

    The day before hearing Barr in Congress

    Tell you what Mueller, the next time you have two years to write a report say what you mean or shut the fuck up.

    The clown show continues.

    If there was anything we wouldn't be subject to all this bullshit

    Leaks to WaPo that Barr misrepresented his report. When asked by Barr if he was wrong Mueller said no but it was reported wrong.

    The day before hearing Barr in Congress

    Tell you what Mueller, the next time you have two years to write a report say what you mean or shut the fuck up.

    The clown show continues.

    If there was anything we wouldn't be subject to all this bullshit

    Mueller would beat Trump's ass like a rented fucking mule.

    Yours, too.

    There's plenty. You're just ignoring it. Sooner or later it will be obvious that I'm right like usual.
    You're in incompetent pussy who's never right about anything
    Cool user name - for a faggot. Go drown yourself, butthole.
    Awwww...little man's upset
    At ease Private.
  • SFGbobSFGbob Member Posts: 32,211

    USMChawk said:

    dflea said:

    That is a good question. I'm a little anxious and would rather have Mueller just knock the shit out of Fatso on the WH lawn, but they frown upon such things in DC I've heard.

    There does seems to be several other cases still in the works, though, so I have to assume there is some shit still coming down the pipe that Mueller felt he needed some degrees of separation from or was outside his scope.

    We'll see.

    You really think you could take Mueller? He looks like a guy that would stand you up with a straight jab, and then sneak in an uppercut when you pick up your hands to protect your eye from the jab. Tall guy - long reach. I don't want any part of him.

    In my experience it’s the shorter wiry guys you need to be careful of. And as Creep said, watch out for the guys with cauliflower ears.
    It's not a body type, it's a confidence in the way they carry themselves and a "settled" kind of attitude towards impending violence. I've gotten into a lot of fights through the years and lived in some pretty fucked up places. I can usually spot the people I want no part of. A marine should know what I'm talking about.

    If you don't know anything about wrestling, ground fighting, or jujitsu then yeah, anyone with cauliflower ears will own your ass. The problem with a lot of those guys though is that they are used to having that upper hand and they also have a lot of rules ingrained in their heads and muscle memory. The last guy who attempted an arm bar on me was perfectly surprised when I dropped my weight and head butted his face back into the cement. Lost his grip pretty quick and was done after that. You could tell he was used to sparring and not, you know, getting his face smashed in.

    Plenty of MMA guys walking around you wouldn't suspect if you didn't know any better that will own you either way. Buddy of mine I wrestled with was unranked in the UFC but still, he'd fucking kill most people in under 10 seconds. He doesn't look like anything special though, doesn't even have cauliflower ear. We laugh at the people that try to start shit with him at the local bars all the time.
    I just avoid all of it. Call me a pussy, but I just never know who's completely desperate and willing to do anything, including shoot me. I still have shit to take care of in this life and left most of my ego in high school.

    There's another category of dude who's not not big enough for even the dumbfucks to say to themselves, "uh, not today."

    I used to hang out in college a bit with a crowd that included Travis Richardson. One of Travis' good friends was a guy named Mike who played behind the guy who played behind the guy who played behind Reggie Rodgers. So, he never played and focused on school and quit eventually. I don't recall his height and weight, but one of the issues with him on the team was that he was undersized and had to work really hard to bulk up. But he wasn't a small due at all. We'd go into bars and 1/3 of the time, I swear, some rough and tumble asshole would want to mix it up with Mike, and then pay for it, because James didn't recruit pussies, even the guys who didn't play.

    Richardson, as you all recall, was bigger. Not hugely taller at around 6'4", but packing around 260+ and really looked the fucking part. When we had Trav in the group (I like to call him Trav even though he wouldn't know me today from Adam) it never fucking happened. Same places, same kind of assholes, but Richardson, who was actually a good dude and not a guy who went looking for shit, just looked like too much trouble and people didn't fuck with him or us. Nobody ever recognized him because he wasn't a known face around town like Emtman would have been, but he was an intimidating figure.

    Anyway I'd hate to be that 'tweener big guy. You don't want trouble, but it comes for you just because you're kinda big.
    Wow, did you guys every fuck? Because it sounds like you wanted to fuck him. Did your fear of the Christian right force you to leave that relationship unconsummated or did throw caution to wind and fucking him anyway? I hear the Christian right sets standards for morality in this country.
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,219
    SFGbob said:

    USMChawk said:

    dflea said:

    That is a good question. I'm a little anxious and would rather have Mueller just knock the shit out of Fatso on the WH lawn, but they frown upon such things in DC I've heard.

    There does seems to be several other cases still in the works, though, so I have to assume there is some shit still coming down the pipe that Mueller felt he needed some degrees of separation from or was outside his scope.

    We'll see.

    You really think you could take Mueller? He looks like a guy that would stand you up with a straight jab, and then sneak in an uppercut when you pick up your hands to protect your eye from the jab. Tall guy - long reach. I don't want any part of him.

    In my experience it’s the shorter wiry guys you need to be careful of. And as Creep said, watch out for the guys with cauliflower ears.
    It's not a body type, it's a confidence in the way they carry themselves and a "settled" kind of attitude towards impending violence. I've gotten into a lot of fights through the years and lived in some pretty fucked up places. I can usually spot the people I want no part of. A marine should know what I'm talking about.

    If you don't know anything about wrestling, ground fighting, or jujitsu then yeah, anyone with cauliflower ears will own your ass. The problem with a lot of those guys though is that they are used to having that upper hand and they also have a lot of rules ingrained in their heads and muscle memory. The last guy who attempted an arm bar on me was perfectly surprised when I dropped my weight and head butted his face back into the cement. Lost his grip pretty quick and was done after that. You could tell he was used to sparring and not, you know, getting his face smashed in.

    Plenty of MMA guys walking around you wouldn't suspect if you didn't know any better that will own you either way. Buddy of mine I wrestled with was unranked in the UFC but still, he'd fucking kill most people in under 10 seconds. He doesn't look like anything special though, doesn't even have cauliflower ear. We laugh at the people that try to start shit with him at the local bars all the time.
    I just avoid all of it. Call me a pussy, but I just never know who's completely desperate and willing to do anything, including shoot me. I still have shit to take care of in this life and left most of my ego in high school.

    There's another category of dude who's not not big enough for even the dumbfucks to say to themselves, "uh, not today."

    I used to hang out in college a bit with a crowd that included Travis Richardson. One of Travis' good friends was a guy named Mike who played behind the guy who played behind the guy who played behind Reggie Rodgers. So, he never played and focused on school and quit eventually. I don't recall his height and weight, but one of the issues with him on the team was that he was undersized and had to work really hard to bulk up. But he wasn't a small due at all. We'd go into bars and 1/3 of the time, I swear, some rough and tumble asshole would want to mix it up with Mike, and then pay for it, because James didn't recruit pussies, even the guys who didn't play.

    Richardson, as you all recall, was bigger. Not hugely taller at around 6'4", but packing around 260+ and really looked the fucking part. When we had Trav in the group (I like to call him Trav even though he wouldn't know me today from Adam) it never fucking happened. Same places, same kind of assholes, but Richardson, who was actually a good dude and not a guy who went looking for shit, just looked like too much trouble and people didn't fuck with him or us. Nobody ever recognized him because he wasn't a known face around town like Emtman would have been, but he was an intimidating figure.

    Anyway I'd hate to be that 'tweener big guy. You don't want trouble, but it comes for you just because you're kinda big.
    Wow, did you guys every fuck? Because it sounds like you wanted to fuck him. Did your fear of the Christian right force you to leave that relationship unconsummated or did throw caution to wind and fucking him anyway? I hear the Christian right sets standards for morality in this country.
    Sounds like these stories are effecting your life. Is it that I have friends or that I went to college? Does this scare you like like the transvestites? Sad.

    Why don't you move along and at least try to earn a bit of your government-funded check you social tit sucker. Don't you have a parts warehouse to stand watch over? Maybe count some upvotes on your phone? Scoot along and do your job now Private Dipshit.

    I hear the Christian Right has no political influence. Never has. None.
  • HHuskyHHusky Member Posts: 20,764
    SFGbob said:

    USMChawk said:

    dflea said:

    That is a good question. I'm a little anxious and would rather have Mueller just knock the shit out of Fatso on the WH lawn, but they frown upon such things in DC I've heard.

    There does seems to be several other cases still in the works, though, so I have to assume there is some shit still coming down the pipe that Mueller felt he needed some degrees of separation from or was outside his scope.

    We'll see.

    You really think you could take Mueller? He looks like a guy that would stand you up with a straight jab, and then sneak in an uppercut when you pick up your hands to protect your eye from the jab. Tall guy - long reach. I don't want any part of him.

    In my experience it’s the shorter wiry guys you need to be careful of. And as Creep said, watch out for the guys with cauliflower ears.
    It's not a body type, it's a confidence in the way they carry themselves and a "settled" kind of attitude towards impending violence. I've gotten into a lot of fights through the years and lived in some pretty fucked up places. I can usually spot the people I want no part of. A marine should know what I'm talking about.

    If you don't know anything about wrestling, ground fighting, or jujitsu then yeah, anyone with cauliflower ears will own your ass. The problem with a lot of those guys though is that they are used to having that upper hand and they also have a lot of rules ingrained in their heads and muscle memory. The last guy who attempted an arm bar on me was perfectly surprised when I dropped my weight and head butted his face back into the cement. Lost his grip pretty quick and was done after that. You could tell he was used to sparring and not, you know, getting his face smashed in.

    Plenty of MMA guys walking around you wouldn't suspect if you didn't know any better that will own you either way. Buddy of mine I wrestled with was unranked in the UFC but still, he'd fucking kill most people in under 10 seconds. He doesn't look like anything special though, doesn't even have cauliflower ear. We laugh at the people that try to start shit with him at the local bars all the time.
    I just avoid all of it. Call me a pussy, but I just never know who's completely desperate and willing to do anything, including shoot me. I still have shit to take care of in this life and left most of my ego in high school.

    There's another category of dude who's not not big enough for even the dumbfucks to say to themselves, "uh, not today."

    I used to hang out in college a bit with a crowd that included Travis Richardson. One of Travis' good friends was a guy named Mike who played behind the guy who played behind the guy who played behind Reggie Rodgers. So, he never played and focused on school and quit eventually. I don't recall his height and weight, but one of the issues with him on the team was that he was undersized and had to work really hard to bulk up. But he wasn't a small due at all. We'd go into bars and 1/3 of the time, I swear, some rough and tumble asshole would want to mix it up with Mike, and then pay for it, because James didn't recruit pussies, even the guys who didn't play.

    Richardson, as you all recall, was bigger. Not hugely taller at around 6'4", but packing around 260+ and really looked the fucking part. When we had Trav in the group (I like to call him Trav even though he wouldn't know me today from Adam) it never fucking happened. Same places, same kind of assholes, but Richardson, who was actually a good dude and not a guy who went looking for shit, just looked like too much trouble and people didn't fuck with him or us. Nobody ever recognized him because he wasn't a known face around town like Emtman would have been, but he was an intimidating figure.

    Anyway I'd hate to be that 'tweener big guy. You don't want trouble, but it comes for you just because you're kinda big.
    Wow, did you guys every fuck? Because it sounds like you wanted to fuck him. Did your fear of the Christian right force you to leave that relationship unconsummated or did throw caution to wind and fucking him anyway? I hear the Christian right sets standards for morality in this country.
    Your decline has really set in swiftly, blob.
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