Mueller is such a pussy

TurdBomber

dflea said:

That is a good question. I'm a little anxious and would rather have Mueller just knock the shit out of Fatso on the WH lawn, but they frown upon such things in DC I've heard.

There does seems to be several other cases still in the works, though, so I have to assume there is some shit still coming down the pipe that Mueller felt he needed some degrees of separation from or was outside his scope.

We'll see.

You really think you could take Mueller? He looks like a guy that would stand you up with a straight jab, and then sneak in an uppercut when you pick up your hands to protect your eye from the jab. Tall guy - long reach. I don't want any part of him.

He's got a massive fucking head that you couldn't miss if you tried.

MikeDamone

BearsWiin said:

Bar fights? Really? What the fuck are you people? Apes?

#onestepremovedfromthejungle

I’ve spent some time in bars, allegedly, and never had people try to “start shit with me” or anyone for that matter.

MikeDamone

BearsWiin said:

Bar fights? Really? What the fuck are you people? Apes?

#onestepremovedfromthejungle

I’ve spent some time in bars, allegedly, and never had people try to “start shit with me” or anyone for that matter.

UW_Doog_Bot

I’ve spent some time in bars, allegedly, and never had people try to “start shit with me” or anyone for that matter.

Pitchfork51

MikeDamone said:

BearsWiin said:

Bar fights? Really? What the fuck are you people? Apes?

#onestepremovedfromthejungle

I’ve spent some time in bars, allegedly, and never had people try to “start shit with me” or anyone for that matter.

You go to the wrong bars

MikeDamone

Pitchfork51 said:

MikeDamone said:

BearsWiin said:

Bar fights? Really? What the fuck are you people? Apes?

#onestepremovedfromthejungle

I’ve spent some time in bars, allegedly, and never had people try to “start shit with me” or anyone for that matter.

You go to the wrong bars

If by wrong bars you mean ones with adults, then I guess I do.

BearsWiin

MikeDamone said:

Pitchfork51 said:

MikeDamone said:

BearsWiin said:

Bar fights? Really? What the fuck are you people? Apes?

#onestepremovedfromthejungle

I’ve spent some time in bars, allegedly, and never had people try to “start shit with me” or anyone for that matter.

You go to the wrong bars

If by wrong bars you mean ones with adults, then I guess I do.

This is why I like weed. Even the young stupid chest-thumping idiots don't fight when they're high

creepycoug

BearsWiin said:

MikeDamone said:

Pitchfork51 said:

MikeDamone said:

BearsWiin said:

Bar fights? Really? What the fuck are you people? Apes?

#onestepremovedfromthejungle

I’ve spent some time in bars, allegedly, and never had people try to “start shit with me” or anyone for that matter.

You go to the wrong bars

If by wrong bars you mean ones with adults, then I guess I do.

This is why I like weed. Even the young stupid chest-thumping idiots don't fight when they're high

Fair point.

RaceBannon

My last fight other than my brother was a bar fight around 1980. Outside the Capital Bar and Grill on in front of the state capital.

I was so drunk I didn't realize we were going out to fight. Dude tries to scratch my eye out and just missed and took out my contact. I grabbed him with my left and pounded him with my right. Woke up with a sore hand and heard later the guy looked like Chuck Wepner.

Also turns out that he liked to rob ATM customers. Doing the Lord's work

TurdBomber

Used to play the Knockout video game at the Arcade (Ever heard of an "Arcade" kiddies?). Anyway, it was great reflex training for street fights, I shortly thereafter learned. When I ran into a real "Kid Quick" or "Pizza Pasta" type, I was prepared after years of video practice. That shit worked! I'm not kidding!