DM to Jake Haener

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

backthepack said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

How many of you made out with Toni Jones in the library in 5th grade? That's what I thought.

Nice memory Billy, good work. But it was Tony Jones. She brought me the 'Hawaii 84" t-shirt back from Hawaii that year. They were like football jerseys..big block 84 below Hawaii. Very popular back then. Wish I could find a replica. Those things were the shit...along with 501's and 'lawman' painter pants. Those from that era will remember. You know, back when music was still good. Though Van Halen introduced the keyboard and fucked everything up. EDDY, what were you thinking?

Did you even play football or basketball at LW or were you just a soccer pussy?

I concentrated on skiing, ironically after blowing my knees out as a sophomore. Steel2 and Yobates were doing damage on the gridiron. Spencer Welch was a fucking control freak anyway. The 2nd he said 'no chew, no brew' for the football team I would have told him to fuck himself anyway. Pup liked to party too much

Tequilla said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Tony was hot. She actually let Pup tickle her taint back then. That's pretty early. Pup just had that magic, even back then. After the Hawaii shirt I had to give something back. I know you guys will be disappointed, but even goldy locks wasnt depositing pearl thank-you's in 5th grade. I had the ability, shotgun style, just didnt know it yet.

Now in 6th grade forget about it... pup was splattering the young ladies with the precious DNA ahead of his time...much like the jump shot. Pup was hitting 3pt range with regularity. Nobody got the deep shot then. . I kinda started the idea of the 3-pt line. Coaches just shook heads...not in disgust, but disbelief

Dear god ... SHUT THE FUCK UP

You make @backthepack talking about big backs seem tolerable

Tequilla said:

backthepack said:

Tequilla said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Tony was hot. She actually let Pup tickle her taint back then. That's pretty early. Pup just had that magic, even back then. After the Hawaii shirt I had to give something back. I know you guys will be disappointed, but even goldy locks wasnt depositing pearl thank-you's in 5th grade. I had the ability, shotgun style, just didnt know it yet.

Now in 6th grade forget about it... pup was splattering the young ladies with the precious DNA ahead of his time...much like the jump shot. Pup was hitting 3pt range with regularity. Nobody got the deep shot then. . I kinda started the idea of the 3-pt line. Coaches just shook heads...not in disgust, but disbelief

Dear god ... SHUT THE FUCK UP

You make @backthepack talking about big backs seem tolerable

You mean @StrongArmCobra?


Someone is salty as fuck.

Probably ... it’s hard to keep up with which one of you is throwing AIDS into a thread

backthepack said:

Tequilla said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Tony was hot. She actually let Pup tickle her taint back then. That's pretty early. Pup just had that magic, even back then. After the Hawaii shirt I had to give something back. I know you guys will be disappointed, but even goldy locks wasnt depositing pearl thank-you's in 5th grade. I had the ability, shotgun style, just didnt know it yet.

Now in 6th grade forget about it... pup was splattering the young ladies with the precious DNA ahead of his time...much like the jump shot. Pup was hitting 3pt range with regularity. Nobody got the deep shot then. . I kinda started the idea of the 3-pt line. Coaches just shook heads...not in disgust, but disbelief

Dear god ... SHUT THE FUCK UP

You make @backthepack talking about big backs seem tolerable

You mean @StrongArmCobra?


Someone is salty as fuck.