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KJR still scraping

Apparently there was still a little shit at the bottom of the barrel when KJR scooped out the giant peanut-filled turd known as the Elise and Jerry Show. On my 15minute drive home from the gay bathhouse this evening I had the pleasure of hearing "The 12th man show with Brian Abker and Slick Hawk". In those 15 minutes, they talked about.............nothing.....absolutely nothing. Why the fuck does KJR keep giving everyone in their entire building a show? When will the garbage man and the guy who plunges Softy's toilet get their own show?
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  • CuntWaffle
    CuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,500
    Elise and Jerry are the fucking worst. "Is Elise faking it" might be the worst thing ever on radio, whoever came up with that idea should be awarded a medal for how bad it is, because that takes some talent.
  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    So I'm at work and my co-worker is listening to KIRO, and after all of the Seahawk dick-riding an ad comes on for bail bonds. So yeah, Seahawk fans are (allegedly) huge customers/the target audience for fucking bail bonds. Should I be surprised?
  • phineas
    phineas Member Posts: 4,732
    Elise and jerry is unlistenable. I hate 710 but if im in the car during those unfortunate hours, i switch over. Jerry brewer makes the show even worse. I dont know how he is as a writer, but he has no business on my radio
  • Holmgren is over the hill too on the game of football. His no shotgun bullshit is so yesterday, his comments about Sherman how he didn't like him at first until he had a sandwich with him was fucking stupid too. Not to mention as an evaluate of talent he's not very good as his drafts were up and down with the Seahawks and with the Browns they were awful.

    He was very fortunate in Seattle that the division was terrible so he could rack up some easy division titles going 9-7.

    I like Holmgren, think he is the second best coach in franchise history but unlike Softy I was actually glad Allen chose to go with Carroll instead of bringing back Holmgren for team president for 2010.
  • dhdawg
    dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326

    Holmgren is over the hill too on the game of football. His no shotgun bullshit is so yesterday, his comments about Sherman how he didn't like him at first until he had a sandwich with him was fucking stupid too. Not to mention as an evaluate of talent he's not very good as his drafts were up and down with the Seahawks and with the Browns they were awful.

    He was very fortunate in Seattle that the division was terrible so he could rack up some easy division titles going 9-7.

    I like Holmgren, think he is the second best coach in franchise history but unlike Softy I was actually glad Allen chose to go with Carroll instead of bringing back Holmgren for team president for 2010.

    holmgren's teams couldn't win on the road, Carroll's teams can not because they're as good on the road but their defense keeps them in every game and they have an incredible ability to win ugly, which is important when you go on the road.
    Holmgren would get routinely blown out when they left Qwest
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 26,246 Standard Supporter
    Elise and Jerry actually isn't as bad as I thought it would be. jerry has a shitty voice for radio though, and Elise needs to shut the f*** up with her jokes and her attempts at being one of the guys and down with the brothas. Btw, take her off the coaches show. Let Rondeau fucking handle it (not that I've ever listened for more than 5 minutes).

    As for the 12th Man Show, I have no words. It's like Softy's show. I keep trying to listen over and over, for some reason expecting something worthwhile or entertaining to happen, and it never does.
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,569 Founders Club

    Fuck Holmgren and his shitty KJR segment where he talks about his favorite home cooked meals and how excited he is to see his daughter.

    Does he talks about merlots that drink like cabs too?