Your most average, mediocre, middle-of-the-road type of moment in athletic competition?
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Last weekend I hit the game winning 3 in pickup but I didn't know what the score was because I don't speak Chinese so I took the ball back and hit the center in the back of the head as he was turning to walk towards his stuff.
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I once got a participation T-shirt in the Desert 100 race. Finished 314th and separated my shoulder!
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I feel like the fights over at this point.SpoonieLuv said:
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Sprained my ankle playing volleyball in golden gate park last weekend. Yea, I’m 30.
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Playing Garfield, we were pushing the shit in, and the coach finally put me in. Qb threw a quick screen and I was all over that shit knocking the WR down and dislodging the ball.
All the way back to the huddle I was helmet to helmet telling this guy he sucked ass. Coach pulled my ass immediately.
Fuck you Tim Tramp.
Funny thing was I had froze and didn’t know what to do for a second. Had I jumped the route it would’ve been an easy pick six and you would all know my name because I would’ve been an nfl player, made my millions, and retired by now with my hot ass adidas wearing wife.
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I drained a half court buzzer-beater in IMA b-ball and turned to lock eyes with Olin Kreutz and his nodding approval.
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Did you get hard?Quietcowskee said:I drained a half court buzzer-beater in IMA b-ball and turned to lock eyes with Olin Kreutz and his nodding approval.
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district championship vs Bainbridge Island and I'm playing Left . Close game late and they had a little lefty come to the plate with runners on. Sure enough the little fucker flairs one and I dive and make a game saving catch for the 3rd out. We go on to win.
I actually hit a sprinkler patch and sand flew in my face. Umpire never saw it roll out of my glove.
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No. Only now.dirtysouwfdawg said:
Did you get hard?Quietcowskee said:I drained a half court buzzer-beater in IMA b-ball and turned to lock eyes with Olin Kreutz and his nodding approval.
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I’ve never lost at ookie cookie. Never.
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I fouled Kevin Love once in 7th grade
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Scored a Gordie Howe hat trick in an adult no check rec league. This clown was talking mad shit the whole game, and after he snowed our goalie I'd had enough of his crap. He was battling on the boards for the puck and I laid his ass out from behind. He got up, threw his stick at me, dropped his gloves, and we danced. Got kicked out of the league but it was well worth it
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I crossed over Spencer Hawes and shook him outta his shoes before blowing the lay up.
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Knocked three first basemen out of beer league softball games, wrist, knee and sternum. Sternum guy required medical attention because he thought the line drive I hit off his chest induced a heart attack
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Being first or second loser in my age group a couple of times in 5K Turkey Trots. They give medals and gift certs!
In a stupid corporate team building "Olympics" we had a paper airplane competition, where the one which traveled the furthest won. I took my paper and crumbled it into a ball and threw it further than everyone else's airplane. I was disqualified.
In a country club golf tourney playoff, teeing off and massively hooking the ball to the left, across a road, hitting a fence, having the ball ricochet off the fence and back to the road where it kicked off the road and back in play on the course. -
playing in the Under 13 Provincial Soccer championship game and during warm-up while I doing a practice shot on goal, the team joker pulled the ball back so that I kicked through the air like Charlie Brown and Lucy...blew my fucking knee out somehow...never made the rep team again in my life.
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BBK??RaceBannon said:I got put in at linebacker in the 9th grade and of course they ran their 23 year old fullback right at me. I grabbed him and fell backwards forcing him to fall on me.
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Meek said:
playing in the Under 13 Provincial Soccer championship game and during warm-up while I doing a practice shot on goal, the team joker pulled the ball back so that I kicked through the air like Charlie Brown and Lucy...blew my fucking knee out somehow...never made the rep team again in my life.
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I hit a pitch off Kevin Appier. Auburn Supermall. Sports Authority. Batting cage. Solid double.
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As a scout team player in high school I lined up as a DE. QB ran the option and I hit the QB right as he pitched it. He looked at me and asked who the fuck hit him so hard. That was the highlight of my high school football career.
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#mylancersDawgWagonDan said:My Brags: Pony League Batting Champion 485 avg 1991. Most Improved player award 95 JKF Lancer Football.
My Disaster: Took part in Mariner pop fly contest when I was 9 at the Kingdome. 3 catches would have sent me to Disney land. I caught ZERO. -
whlinder said:
In a country club golf tourney playoff, teeing off and massively hooking the ball to the left, across a road, hitting a fence, having the ball ricochet off the fence and back to the road where it kicked off the road and back in play on the course.
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I remember that place. I struck out against Hideo Nomo.HHBruh said:I hit a pitch off Kevin Appier. Auburn Supermall. Sports Authority. Batting cage. Solid double.
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At a company golf tourney - not the serious kind with the guys who can actually golf, but the one "for the people", where the secretaries, staff and everyone else plays - I won the 'closest to the pin' competition. However, this only happened because the hole was straight and dog legged hard left, making it a perfect L from the tee and thus my incurable slice (I swing left handed) was good for something ... for a change.
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Was on a buddy golf trip and had an absolutely shitty round going after 15 holes ...
16th hole (Par 5): hit a half wedge to within about 8 feet for a birdie
17th hole (Par 3): left about a 30 foot birdie putt about a ball short dead center of the cup for a tap in par
18th hole (Par 4): tee shot dead center of the fairway with 2nd shot to about 6 inches for a tap in birdie
It's what makes golf so maddening ... when things go really good it looks so easy ... most of the time it's what the hell is going on??? -
Started on one of the avacado toast defenses that Lockner steamrolled through in the state playoffs.
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I won the company Clam Chowder Cookoff before leaving a week later
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Served in a bread bowl? Tanker?HuskyJW said:I won the company Clam Chowder Cookoff before leaving a week later
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that one time golfing with buddies is not competing dude.Tequilla said:Was on a buddy golf trip and had an absolutely shitty round going after 15 holes ...
16th hole (Par 5): hit a half wedge to within about 8 feet for a birdie
17th hole (Par 3): left about a 30 foot birdie putt about a ball short dead center of the cup for a tap in par
18th hole (Par 4): tee shot dead center of the fairway with 2nd shot to about 6 inches for a tap in birdie
It's what makes golf so maddening ... when things go really good it looks so easy ... most of the time it's what the hell is going on??? -
I missed your golf stories.Tequilla said:Was on a buddy golf trip and had an absolutely shitty round going after 15 holes ...
16th hole (Par 5): hit a half wedge to within about 8 feet for a birdie
17th hole (Par 3): left about a 30 foot birdie putt about a ball short dead center of the cup for a tap in par
18th hole (Par 4): tee shot dead center of the fairway with 2nd shot to about 6 inches for a tap in birdie
It's what makes golf so maddening ... when things go really good it looks so easy ... most of the time it's what the hell is going on???
