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My buddy and I had an Asian mart—everyone had an Asian mart—back in the day. Koreans.RoadDawg55 said:
My buddy used to buy beer from a fresh off the boat Asian with his sister’s old ID. My friend was a 15 year old boy.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
There was a BP station near my house in West Seattle and a buddy had a fake ID. The place sold to him every time and never noticed his name was Freddy Kruger.DerekJohnson said:RaceBannon said:
Those were the days. Buy and underage kid a beer today and you probably do timeSwaye said:
Cool story bro. For real.dflea said:
When I was in high school, we drove over to Olympia to find someone to buy us some beer. At the time, we were drinking Schlitz malt liquor - must have been the low quality of the Shelton public school system or something.Swaye said:
Trashy ass Enumclaw Truck Stop paying dividends already. I'll take my thank yous offline in the form of malt liquor.DerekJohnson said:
Through Feb 15, we have had almost 979,000 page views for the month. We will obliterate the previous Feb record, set last year.Domicillo said:@DerekJohnson can we get some transparency up in this bish? I gotta make my monthly #klout post.
We drove around yelling at people until we found a guy, and we dropped him off at the Safeway downtown and he went inside to score us our case of the Bull. About 5 minutes later, he came back out the doors and yells at the top of his lungs "They ain't got no Schlitz!" We all freaked out because everyone in the lot was looking our direction and we're a car load of highschoolers - clearly not of drinking age.
We motioned dude to come back to the car, and we blazed out of there - and told him yelling about buying us beer might not be the best idea. We went up to Ralph's Thriftway, scored the Schlitz malt liquor, and dropped dude off out at the Evergreen Ballroom. What happened after that is kinda blurry. I now think how many times I would have been busted if there were cell phones and social media back then. Today's kids got it rough in that respect. Lying to your dads without getting caught was easy back then. I know - cool story, bro. Swaye's mention of malt liquor brought us here.
Next time I'll tell you about when we picked up a couple Koreans to buy us beer and we wound up on a log ship down at the Port of Olympia.
Nice work on the views, Derek. Maybe a little story time here and there will bump up the numbers a bit more.
There was a little grocery shop on the west side where as long as you had a fake ID no matter how shitty he'd sell you beer. We're in high school with cheap ass fakes and it worked. Pretty sure he made a lot of money off that
CSB.
We’d stroll in for a case, sometimes two—Rainier or Schmidt. The cashier— owner— an early 40ish male would study us when we set the beer on the counter. “I know you, right?” he’d ask. Apparently all caucasions look the same to Asians—a very important factor back then for the underage needing beer or booze.
“Yeah,” we’d reply. “How are you doin? Family good?” This always brought a half-smile and a little bow from our friend.
We’d fork over the cash then gather up our beer to leave. Like clock work our friend from the Far East would tell us to “Have nice ebening.”
“You too! See you soon.”
One time we came in and our friend asked if we had our ID. We did—it was in the car. “That ok. I know you guys?”
“Of course. How’s your family?
Head bob. “Good. Good. Akahaw police come here and give me big fine. You guys ok though.”
My buddy and I still have a good chuckle over this. “Have nice ebening.”
COOL and TRUE story -
Funny. We used to cruise downtown Oly in the late 80's and went to my sister's in McClearly to get OE 40's. They were like $1.99 or something. We were Yelm kids that couldn't get pussy unless we have beer so we had to make the trek.dflea said:
When I was in high school, we drove over to Olympia to find someone to buy us some beer. At the time, we were drinking Schlitz malt liquor - must have been the low quality of the Shelton public school system or something.Swaye said:
Trashy ass Enumclaw Truck Stop paying dividends already. I'll take my thank yous offline in the form of malt liquor.DerekJohnson said:
Through Feb 15, we have had almost 979,000 page views for the month. We will obliterate the previous Feb record, set last year.Domicillo said:@DerekJohnson can we get some transparency up in this bish? I gotta make my monthly #klout post.
We drove around yelling at people until we found a guy, and we dropped him off at the Safeway downtown and he went inside to score us our case of the Bull. About 5 minutes later, he came back out the doors and yells at the top of his lungs "They ain't got no Schlitz!" We all freaked out because everyone in the lot was looking our direction and we're a car load of highschoolers - clearly not of drinking age.
We motioned dude to come back to the car, and we blazed out of there - and told him yelling about buying us beer might not be the best idea. We went up to Ralph's Thriftway, scored the Schlitz malt liquor, and dropped dude off out at the Evergreen Ballroom. What happened after that is kinda blurry. I now think how many times I would have been busted if there were cell phones and social media back then. Today's kids got it rough in that respect. Lying to your dads without getting caught was easy back then. I know - cool story, bro. Swaye's mention of malt liquor brought us here.
Next time I'll tell you about when we picked up a couple Koreans to buy us beer and we wound up on a log ship down at the Port of Olympia.
Nice work on the views, Derek. Maybe a little story time here and there will bump up the numbers a bit more.
As a teenager, we started boozing by stealing Oly stubbies from the neighbor's fridge on his porch. Then the oldest of the group started working at the local store and stealing us booze out the back door. Eventually, we graduated to stealing from Uncle Dan's (asians owned it and we called it Uncle Fuji's...dunno why because that's not even asian but we were dumb Yelm kids) and sneaking it into the movies on Martin Way.
If the party was out at the sandpits (I assume every backwater town had a spot like this) we would have to go all the way out Mt Highway to Johnson's Corner where they would sell anyone beer. Or the HandyStop in Spanaway but that was quite a ways to get back to the sandpits which was out at Clear Lake in the Bald Hills. We weren't able to get random adults to buy us beer because everyone knew who we were in town back then.
This was back when you would get chicks drink to get laid. Today it's rape. Maybe I shouldn't be sharing this.... -
Had to read this 3 times to figure it out.Baseman said:
My buddy and I had an Asian mart—everyone had an Asian mart—back in the day. Koreans.RoadDawg55 said:
My buddy used to buy beer from a fresh off the boat Asian with his sister’s old ID. My friend was a 15 year old boy.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
There was a BP station near my house in West Seattle and a buddy had a fake ID. The place sold to him every time and never noticed his name was Freddy Kruger.DerekJohnson said:RaceBannon said:
Those were the days. Buy and underage kid a beer today and you probably do timeSwaye said:
Cool story bro. For real.dflea said:
When I was in high school, we drove over to Olympia to find someone to buy us some beer. At the time, we were drinking Schlitz malt liquor - must have been the low quality of the Shelton public school system or something.Swaye said:
Trashy ass Enumclaw Truck Stop paying dividends already. I'll take my thank yous offline in the form of malt liquor.DerekJohnson said:
Through Feb 15, we have had almost 979,000 page views for the month. We will obliterate the previous Feb record, set last year.Domicillo said:@DerekJohnson can we get some transparency up in this bish? I gotta make my monthly #klout post.
We drove around yelling at people until we found a guy, and we dropped him off at the Safeway downtown and he went inside to score us our case of the Bull. About 5 minutes later, he came back out the doors and yells at the top of his lungs "They ain't got no Schlitz!" We all freaked out because everyone in the lot was looking our direction and we're a car load of highschoolers - clearly not of drinking age.
We motioned dude to come back to the car, and we blazed out of there - and told him yelling about buying us beer might not be the best idea. We went up to Ralph's Thriftway, scored the Schlitz malt liquor, and dropped dude off out at the Evergreen Ballroom. What happened after that is kinda blurry. I now think how many times I would have been busted if there were cell phones and social media back then. Today's kids got it rough in that respect. Lying to your dads without getting caught was easy back then. I know - cool story, bro. Swaye's mention of malt liquor brought us here.
Next time I'll tell you about when we picked up a couple Koreans to buy us beer and we wound up on a log ship down at the Port of Olympia.
Nice work on the views, Derek. Maybe a little story time here and there will bump up the numbers a bit more.
There was a little grocery shop on the west side where as long as you had a fake ID no matter how shitty he'd sell you beer. We're in high school with cheap ass fakes and it worked. Pretty sure he made a lot of money off that
CSB.
We’d stroll in for a case, sometimes two—Rainier or Schmidt. The cashier— owner— an early 40ish male would study us when we set the beer on the counter. “I know you, right?” he’d ask. Apparently all caucasions look the same to Asians—a very important factor back then for the underage needing beer or booze.
“Yeah,” we’d reply. “How are you doin? Family good?” This always brought a half-smile and a little bow from our friend.
We’d fork over the cash then gather up our beer to leave. Like clock work our friend from the Far East would tell us to “Have nice ebening.”
“You too! See you soon.”
One time we came in and our friend asked if we had our ID. We did—it was in the car. “That ok. I know you guys?”
“Of course. How’s your family?
Head bob. “Good. Good. Akahaw police come here and give me big fine. You guys ok though.”
My buddy and I still have a good chuckle over this. “Have nice ebening.”
COOL and TRUE story -
Should have written “akkah-hah”TommySQC said:
Had to read this 3 times to figure it out.Baseman said:
My buddy and I had an Asian mart—everyone had an Asian mart—back in the day. Koreans.RoadDawg55 said:
My buddy used to buy beer from a fresh off the boat Asian with his sister’s old ID. My friend was a 15 year old boy.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
There was a BP station near my house in West Seattle and a buddy had a fake ID. The place sold to him every time and never noticed his name was Freddy Kruger.DerekJohnson said:RaceBannon said:
Those were the days. Buy and underage kid a beer today and you probably do timeSwaye said:
Cool story bro. For real.dflea said:
When I was in high school, we drove over to Olympia to find someone to buy us some beer. At the time, we were drinking Schlitz malt liquor - must have been the low quality of the Shelton public school system or something.Swaye said:
Trashy ass Enumclaw Truck Stop paying dividends already. I'll take my thank yous offline in the form of malt liquor.DerekJohnson said:
Through Feb 15, we have had almost 979,000 page views for the month. We will obliterate the previous Feb record, set last year.Domicillo said:@DerekJohnson can we get some transparency up in this bish? I gotta make my monthly #klout post.
We drove around yelling at people until we found a guy, and we dropped him off at the Safeway downtown and he went inside to score us our case of the Bull. About 5 minutes later, he came back out the doors and yells at the top of his lungs "They ain't got no Schlitz!" We all freaked out because everyone in the lot was looking our direction and we're a car load of highschoolers - clearly not of drinking age.
We motioned dude to come back to the car, and we blazed out of there - and told him yelling about buying us beer might not be the best idea. We went up to Ralph's Thriftway, scored the Schlitz malt liquor, and dropped dude off out at the Evergreen Ballroom. What happened after that is kinda blurry. I now think how many times I would have been busted if there were cell phones and social media back then. Today's kids got it rough in that respect. Lying to your dads without getting caught was easy back then. I know - cool story, bro. Swaye's mention of malt liquor brought us here.
Next time I'll tell you about when we picked up a couple Koreans to buy us beer and we wound up on a log ship down at the Port of Olympia.
Nice work on the views, Derek. Maybe a little story time here and there will bump up the numbers a bit more.
There was a little grocery shop on the west side where as long as you had a fake ID no matter how shitty he'd sell you beer. We're in high school with cheap ass fakes and it worked. Pretty sure he made a lot of money off that
CSB.
We’d stroll in for a case, sometimes two—Rainier or Schmidt. The cashier— owner— an early 40ish male would study us when we set the beer on the counter. “I know you, right?” he’d ask. Apparently all caucasions look the same to Asians—a very important factor back then for the underage needing beer or booze.
“Yeah,” we’d reply. “How are you doin? Family good?” This always brought a half-smile and a little bow from our friend.
We’d fork over the cash then gather up our beer to leave. Like clock work our friend from the Far East would tell us to “Have nice ebening.”
“You too! See you soon.”
One time we came in and our friend asked if we had our ID. We did—it was in the car. “That ok. I know you guys?”
“Of course. How’s your family?
Head bob. “Good. Good. Akahaw police come here and give me big fine. You guys ok though.”
My buddy and I still have a good chuckle over this. “Have nice ebening.”
COOL and TRUE story -
It probably helped if you were with him and the fresh off the boat Asian trusted the born in America Asian.RoadDawg55 said:
My buddy used to buy beer from a fresh off the boat Asian with his sister’s old ID. My friend was a 15 year old boy.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
There was a BP station near my house in West Seattle and a buddy had a fake ID. The place sold to him every time and never noticed his name was Freddy Kruger.DerekJohnson said:RaceBannon said:
Those were the days. Buy and underage kid a beer today and you probably do timeSwaye said:
Cool story bro. For real.dflea said:
When I was in high school, we drove over to Olympia to find someone to buy us some beer. At the time, we were drinking Schlitz malt liquor - must have been the low quality of the Shelton public school system or something.Swaye said:
Trashy ass Enumclaw Truck Stop paying dividends already. I'll take my thank yous offline in the form of malt liquor.DerekJohnson said:
Through Feb 15, we have had almost 979,000 page views for the month. We will obliterate the previous Feb record, set last year.Domicillo said:@DerekJohnson can we get some transparency up in this bish? I gotta make my monthly #klout post.
We drove around yelling at people until we found a guy, and we dropped him off at the Safeway downtown and he went inside to score us our case of the Bull. About 5 minutes later, he came back out the doors and yells at the top of his lungs "They ain't got no Schlitz!" We all freaked out because everyone in the lot was looking our direction and we're a car load of highschoolers - clearly not of drinking age.
We motioned dude to come back to the car, and we blazed out of there - and told him yelling about buying us beer might not be the best idea. We went up to Ralph's Thriftway, scored the Schlitz malt liquor, and dropped dude off out at the Evergreen Ballroom. What happened after that is kinda blurry. I now think how many times I would have been busted if there were cell phones and social media back then. Today's kids got it rough in that respect. Lying to your dads without getting caught was easy back then. I know - cool story, bro. Swaye's mention of malt liquor brought us here.
Next time I'll tell you about when we picked up a couple Koreans to buy us beer and we wound up on a log ship down at the Port of Olympia.
Nice work on the views, Derek. Maybe a little story time here and there will bump up the numbers a bit more.
There was a little grocery shop on the west side where as long as you had a fake ID no matter how shitty he'd sell you beer. We're in high school with cheap ass fakes and it worked. Pretty sure he made a lot of money off that
CSB. -
Ha ha ha. Idiot, only took me 4 times!TommySQC said:
Had to read this 3 times to figure it out.Baseman said:
My buddy and I had an Asian mart—everyone had an Asian mart—back in the day. Koreans.RoadDawg55 said:
My buddy used to buy beer from a fresh off the boat Asian with his sister’s old ID. My friend was a 15 year old boy.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
There was a BP station near my house in West Seattle and a buddy had a fake ID. The place sold to him every time and never noticed his name was Freddy Kruger.DerekJohnson said:RaceBannon said:
Those were the days. Buy and underage kid a beer today and you probably do timeSwaye said:
Cool story bro. For real.dflea said:
When I was in high school, we drove over to Olympia to find someone to buy us some beer. At the time, we were drinking Schlitz malt liquor - must have been the low quality of the Shelton public school system or something.Swaye said:
Trashy ass Enumclaw Truck Stop paying dividends already. I'll take my thank yous offline in the form of malt liquor.DerekJohnson said:
Through Feb 15, we have had almost 979,000 page views for the month. We will obliterate the previous Feb record, set last year.Domicillo said:@DerekJohnson can we get some transparency up in this bish? I gotta make my monthly #klout post.
We drove around yelling at people until we found a guy, and we dropped him off at the Safeway downtown and he went inside to score us our case of the Bull. About 5 minutes later, he came back out the doors and yells at the top of his lungs "They ain't got no Schlitz!" We all freaked out because everyone in the lot was looking our direction and we're a car load of highschoolers - clearly not of drinking age.
We motioned dude to come back to the car, and we blazed out of there - and told him yelling about buying us beer might not be the best idea. We went up to Ralph's Thriftway, scored the Schlitz malt liquor, and dropped dude off out at the Evergreen Ballroom. What happened after that is kinda blurry. I now think how many times I would have been busted if there were cell phones and social media back then. Today's kids got it rough in that respect. Lying to your dads without getting caught was easy back then. I know - cool story, bro. Swaye's mention of malt liquor brought us here.
Next time I'll tell you about when we picked up a couple Koreans to buy us beer and we wound up on a log ship down at the Port of Olympia.
Nice work on the views, Derek. Maybe a little story time here and there will bump up the numbers a bit more.
There was a little grocery shop on the west side where as long as you had a fake ID no matter how shitty he'd sell you beer. We're in high school with cheap ass fakes and it worked. Pretty sure he made a lot of money off that
CSB.
We’d stroll in for a case, sometimes two—Rainier or Schmidt. The cashier— owner— an early 40ish male would study us when we set the beer on the counter. “I know you, right?” he’d ask. Apparently all caucasions look the same to Asians—a very important factor back then for the underage needing beer or booze.
“Yeah,” we’d reply. “How are you doin? Family good?” This always brought a half-smile and a little bow from our friend.
We’d fork over the cash then gather up our beer to leave. Like clock work our friend from the Far East would tell us to “Have nice ebening.”
“You too! See you soon.”
One time we came in and our friend asked if we had our ID. We did—it was in the car. “That ok. I know you guys?”
“Of course. How’s your family?
Head bob. “Good. Good. Akahaw police come here and give me big fine. You guys ok though.”
My buddy and I still have a good chuckle over this. “Have nice ebening.”
COOL and TRUE story -
I thought he grew up in some remote Alaskan Inuit villageCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Ha ha ha. Idiot, only took me 4 times!TommySQC said:
Had to read this 3 times to figure it out.Baseman said:
My buddy and I had an Asian mart—everyone had an Asian mart—back in the day. Koreans.RoadDawg55 said:
My buddy used to buy beer from a fresh off the boat Asian with his sister’s old ID. My friend was a 15 year old boy.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
There was a BP station near my house in West Seattle and a buddy had a fake ID. The place sold to him every time and never noticed his name was Freddy Kruger.DerekJohnson said:RaceBannon said:
Those were the days. Buy and underage kid a beer today and you probably do timeSwaye said:
Cool story bro. For real.dflea said:
When I was in high school, we drove over to Olympia to find someone to buy us some beer. At the time, we were drinking Schlitz malt liquor - must have been the low quality of the Shelton public school system or something.Swaye said:
Trashy ass Enumclaw Truck Stop paying dividends already. I'll take my thank yous offline in the form of malt liquor.DerekJohnson said:
Through Feb 15, we have had almost 979,000 page views for the month. We will obliterate the previous Feb record, set last year.Domicillo said:@DerekJohnson can we get some transparency up in this bish? I gotta make my monthly #klout post.
We drove around yelling at people until we found a guy, and we dropped him off at the Safeway downtown and he went inside to score us our case of the Bull. About 5 minutes later, he came back out the doors and yells at the top of his lungs "They ain't got no Schlitz!" We all freaked out because everyone in the lot was looking our direction and we're a car load of highschoolers - clearly not of drinking age.
We motioned dude to come back to the car, and we blazed out of there - and told him yelling about buying us beer might not be the best idea. We went up to Ralph's Thriftway, scored the Schlitz malt liquor, and dropped dude off out at the Evergreen Ballroom. What happened after that is kinda blurry. I now think how many times I would have been busted if there were cell phones and social media back then. Today's kids got it rough in that respect. Lying to your dads without getting caught was easy back then. I know - cool story, bro. Swaye's mention of malt liquor brought us here.
Next time I'll tell you about when we picked up a couple Koreans to buy us beer and we wound up on a log ship down at the Port of Olympia.
Nice work on the views, Derek. Maybe a little story time here and there will bump up the numbers a bit more.
There was a little grocery shop on the west side where as long as you had a fake ID no matter how shitty he'd sell you beer. We're in high school with cheap ass fakes and it worked. Pretty sure he made a lot of money off that
CSB.
We’d stroll in for a case, sometimes two—Rainier or Schmidt. The cashier— owner— an early 40ish male would study us when we set the beer on the counter. “I know you, right?” he’d ask. Apparently all caucasions look the same to Asians—a very important factor back then for the underage needing beer or booze.
“Yeah,” we’d reply. “How are you doin? Family good?” This always brought a half-smile and a little bow from our friend.
We’d fork over the cash then gather up our beer to leave. Like clock work our friend from the Far East would tell us to “Have nice ebening.”
“You too! See you soon.”
One time we came in and our friend asked if we had our ID. We did—it was in the car. “That ok. I know you guys?”
“Of course. How’s your family?
Head bob. “Good. Good. Akahaw police come here and give me big fine. You guys ok though.”
My buddy and I still have a good chuckle over this. “Have nice ebening.”
COOL and TRUE story
