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  • 46XiJCAB46XiJCAB Member Posts: 20,967
    MikeDamone said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    MikeDamone said:

    Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

    How dare you sir


    Who the fuck wants hot coffee in Texas in august
    Men.

    Exactly. Go down to the local diner at 6 am where the farmers and ranchers gather and ask for an iced coffee. They will laugh and ask if you are one of the gay fellas with the monkey pox.

    They are all drinking hot black coffee out of stained cups. When the leave they might get one to go in Styron.
    Caffeine is a GERD trigger. I hope those old farmers are on a daily dose of a reflux med.

    Hot coffee on an August afternoon is like Ron Burgundy choosing milk.
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  • LawDawg1LawDawg1 Member Posts: 3,872
    edited August 2022
    MikeDamone said:

    LawDawg1 said:

    MikeDamone said:

    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    MikeDamone said:

    Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

    How dare you sir


    Who the fuck wants hot coffee in Texas in august
    Men.

    I buy hot coffee 95% of the time, even in the summer. This time of year, I'm often wearing cargo shorts when I buy it. I hope Damone approves.
    I make my coffee at home. It's hotter and cheaper
    do you intentionally spill it on your crotch? How much homeowners insurance do you have? Give me a call
    Yes and yes. What's your number?
    (505) 842-5662

    Give it a whirl. The line is often busy but you will get through.
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  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,981
    Man y'all are dorks lol
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  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    46XiJCAB said:

    MikeDamone said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    MikeDamone said:

    Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

    How dare you sir


    Who the fuck wants hot coffee in Texas in august
    Men.

    Exactly. Go down to the local diner at 6 am where the farmers and ranchers gather and ask for an iced coffee. They will laugh and ask if you are one of the gay fellas with the monkey pox.

    They are all drinking hot black coffee out of stained cups. When the leave they might get one to go in Styron.
    Caffeine is a GERD trigger. I hope those old farmers are on a daily dose of a reflux med.

    Hot coffee on an August afternoon is like Ron Burgundy choosing milk.
    Old farmers don't get GERD.
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