Is Your Starbucks Barista Conservative? Know The Warning Signs!

DerekJohnson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmM-owvWAdc

Pitchfork51

I typically make iced coffee at home but if I'm on the way to work I just get an iced coffee from raceway or Wendy's. They all taste the same when cold who gives a shit

MikeDamone

Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

Pitchfork51

MikeDamone said:

Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

How dare you sir


Who the fuck wants hot coffee in Texas in august

PurpleThrobber

Pitchfork51 said:

MikeDamone said:

Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

How dare you sir


Who the fuck wants hot coffee in Texas in august

Men.

MikeDamone

PurpleThrobber said:

Pitchfork51 said:

MikeDamone said:

Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

How dare you sir


Who the fuck wants hot coffee in Texas in august

Men.

Exactly. Go down to the local diner at 6 am where the farmers and ranchers gather and ask for an iced coffee. They will laugh and ask if you are one of the gay fellas with the monkey pox.

They are all drinking hot black coffee out of stained cups. When the leave they might get one to go in Styron.

RaceBannon

MikeDamone said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Pitchfork51 said:

MikeDamone said:

Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

How dare you sir


Who the fuck wants hot coffee in Texas in august

Men.

Exactly. Go down to the local diner at 6 am where the farmers and ranchers gather and ask for an iced coffee. They will laugh and ask if you are one of the gay fellas with the monkey pox.

They are all drinking hot black coffee out of stained cups. When the leave they might get one to go in Styron.

Do they take their boats to work?

Sledog

Starbucks sucks.

PurpleThrobber

Sledog said:

Starbucks sucks.

Fuck Howard Schultz. Fuck his greedy Sonics selling ass.

Fuck him.

LoneStarDawg

Cold brew was invented by God for Texans

MikeDamone

RaceBannon said:

MikeDamone said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Pitchfork51 said:

MikeDamone said:

Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

How dare you sir


Who the fuck wants hot coffee in Texas in august

Men.

Exactly. Go down to the local diner at 6 am where the farmers and ranchers gather and ask for an iced coffee. They will laugh and ask if you are one of the gay fellas with the monkey pox.

They are all drinking hot black coffee out of stained cups. When the leave they might get one to go in Styron.

Do they take their boats to work?

Only if they have a lake to cross to fix fences

hardhat

Pitchfork51 said:

I typically make iced coffee at home but if I'm on the way to work I just get an iced coffee from raceway or Wendy's. They all taste the same when cold who gives a shit

Coffee from Wendy's? Why?

AOG

Glasses too big

Pitchfork51

hardhat said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I typically make iced coffee at home but if I'm on the way to work I just get an iced coffee from raceway or Wendy's. They all taste the same when cold who gives a shit

Coffee from Wendy's? Why?

It's on the way two days a week

Fire_Marshall_Bill

PurpleThrobber said:

Pitchfork51 said:

MikeDamone said:

Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

How dare you sir


Who the fuck wants hot coffee in Texas in august

Men.

I buy hot coffee 95% of the time, even in the summer. This time of year, I'm often wearing cargo shorts when I buy it. I hope Damone approves.

DerekJohnson

Pitchfork51 said:

hardhat said:

Pitchfork51 said:

I typically make iced coffee at home but if I'm on the way to work I just get an iced coffee from raceway or Wendy's. They all taste the same when cold who gives a shit

Coffee from Wendy's? Why?

It's on the way two days a week

You sound defensive

MikeDamone

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Pitchfork51 said:

MikeDamone said:

Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

How dare you sir


Who the fuck wants hot coffee in Texas in august

Men.

I buy hot coffee 95% of the time, even in the summer. This time of year, I'm often wearing cargo shorts when I buy it. I hope Damone approves.

I'll allow it

MikeDamone

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Pitchfork51 said:

MikeDamone said:

Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

How dare you sir


Who the fuck wants hot coffee in Texas in august

Men.

I buy hot coffee 95% of the time, even in the summer. This time of year, I'm often wearing cargo shorts when I buy it. I hope Damone approves.

I make my coffee at home. It's hotter and cheaper

LawDawg1

MikeDamone said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Pitchfork51 said:

MikeDamone said:

Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

How dare you sir


Who the fuck wants hot coffee in Texas in august

Men.

I buy hot coffee 95% of the time, even in the summer. This time of year, I'm often wearing cargo shorts when I buy it. I hope Damone approves.

I make my coffee at home. It's hotter and cheaper

do you intentionally spill it on your crotch? How much homeowners insurance do you have? Give me a call

MikeDamone

LawDawg1 said:

MikeDamone said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Pitchfork51 said:

MikeDamone said:

Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

How dare you sir


Who the fuck wants hot coffee in Texas in august

Men.

I buy hot coffee 95% of the time, even in the summer. This time of year, I'm often wearing cargo shorts when I buy it. I hope Damone approves.

I make my coffee at home. It's hotter and cheaper

do you intentionally spill it on your crotch? How much homeowners insurance do you have? Give me a call

Yes and yes. What's your number?

SFGbob

MikeDamone said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Pitchfork51 said:

MikeDamone said:

Iced coffee is for cargo short wearers.

How dare you sir


Who the fuck wants hot coffee in Texas in august

Men.

Exactly. Go down to the local diner at 6 am where the farmers and ranchers gather and ask for an iced coffee. They will laugh and ask if you are one of the gay fellas with the monkey pox.

They are all drinking hot black coffee out of stained cups. When the leave they might get one to go in Styron.

Agree with the hot coffee but when I'm wearing my cargo shorts I also put a little cream in that coffee.