On Labor Day weekend. Should be literally hundreds in attendance.
Fuck totally forgot that's a 7:30 game. Just how everyone wants to end the summer right there. Oh well, I guess I'll have all day to black out in the porking lot.
Imagine buying season tickets and then seeing seats in your section available at Costco
Imagine buying tickets now between the 40’s for less than you pay for Costco tickets or your lame ass season tickets and still having money to buy booze at the stadium to supplement your booze bag that is dangling between your legs to anesthetize yourself as you prepare to watch the disassembly of a below average schedule you sly dawg
It’s time for celebration ~ while we have been celebrating the fact that we have been able to hold onto 70% of our key players in depth over the last 2 years and then off season we have picked up a couple of notable transfers.
Meanwhile, USC has added a load 4 and 5 star transfers to up their game. Oh that’s right, we don’t play them anymore, they are playing the California schools every year so we Play them occasionally.
No wonder this conference is FUBB. Go ahead and bash me, IDGAF.
Sounds like he's trying to say he "gets it". But I doubt it. I'm. It sure why I'm being thanked.
This guy spends more time apologizing than selling.
Conference realignment?!? WTF does that mean? More balance in the schedule? Is he talking after USC and UCLA leaving? Or fewer night games?
"Let me know if you'd like to chat"?!? How about "I have you booked for a call at 4PM on Tuesday. Is your number still (xxx)xxx-xxxx?" If you'd like to chat?!? I chat with my neighbor taking out the trash. I chat with someone I bump into at the grocery store. I don't fucking 'chat' with some rando email solicitation. Show some goddamned sales skills and have a call to action. We talkin' about 'chatting". Christ.
Text only response to GCFJ: "Like we say, fuck off"
Sounds like he's trying to say he "gets it". But I doubt it. I'm. It sure why I'm being thanked.
This guy spends more time apologizing than selling.
Conference realignment?!? WTF does that mean? More balance in the schedule? Is he talking after USC and UCLA leaving? Or fewer night games?
"Let me know if you'd like to chat"?!? How about "I have you booked for a call at 4PM on Tuesday. Is your number still (xxx)xxx-xxxx?" If you'd like to chat?!? I chat with my neighbor taking out the trash. I chat with someone I bump into at the grocery store. I don't fucking 'chat' with some rando email solicitation. Show some goddamned sales skills and have a call to action. We talkin' about 'chatting". Christ.
Text only response to GCFJ: "Like we say, fuck off"
It’s better than the uninterested dyke that called me who simply said “so you’re going to reup or what?” But remember, it’s the fans that ruin the college experience for everyone.
Sounds like he's trying to say he "gets it". But I doubt it. I'm. It sure why I'm being thanked.
This guy spends more time apologizing than selling.
Conference realignment?!? WTF does that mean? More balance in the schedule? Is he talking after USC and UCLA leaving? Or fewer night games?
"Let me know if you'd like to chat"?!? How about "I have you booked for a call at 4PM on Tuesday. Is your number still (xxx)xxx-xxxx?" If you'd like to chat?!? I chat with my neighbor taking out the trash. I chat with someone I bump into at the grocery store. I don't fucking 'chat' with some rando email solicitation. Show some goddamned sales skills and have a call to action. We talkin' about 'chatting". Christ.
Text only response to GCFJ: "Like we say, fuck off"
You do realize they are trying to sell the equal of typewriters today.
The poor sales reps are selling the product that season ticket holders with better seats are currently taking a giant loss on in the open market… i bet they are looking forward to each and every business day with great enthusiasm. This is the death march experience for salesmanship.
I’m guessing the athletic department is really holding their breath and that this has worked its way up the food chain to the chief financial officer of the UW and that he / she is reporting the debacle to the board of directors at the present time.
The poor sales reps are selling the product that season ticket holders with better seats are currently taking a giant loss on in the open market… i bet they are looking forward to each and every business day with great enthusiasm. This is the death march experience for salesmanship.
I’m guessing the athletic department is really holding their breath and that this has worked its way up the food chain to the chief financial officer of the UW and that he / she is reporting the debacle to the board of directors at the present time.
Does "The House That Sark Built" get built, if the UW Athletic Dept could have foreseen the 2022 College Football Landscape?
The poor sales reps are selling the product that season ticket holders with better seats are currently taking a giant loss on in the open market… i bet they are looking forward to each and every business day with great enthusiasm. This is the death march experience for salesmanship.
I’m guessing the athletic department is really holding their breath and that this has worked its way up the food chain to the chief financial officer of the UW and that he / she is reporting the debacle to the board of directors at the present time.
Does "The House That Sark Built" get built, if the UW Athletic Dept could have foreseen the 2022 College Football Landscape?
An army of stadium staff walking around telling you to put your mask back on, checking you out like they're the police if you've had too many beers. Have to wait almost an entire fucking quarter to get food/beer after halftime. The vaccine mandate stuff was made a lot worse by waiting in a giant fucking line to go get a shitty wrist band. Pubs and Breweries close down at a fucking 10-11 last season so after the Cal OT game you're looking around for a place to get food and a night cap. It's like they're trying to get fans to just say fuck it and watch from home.
So maybe the AD should take a look around at what some of the other schools are doing.
Other than the retarded line to get your vaxx card validated, the Beavlet experience is 10x better with better food and better beer. Definitely a bonus that in one of the bars I was at I got to watch a Duck fan cheer and talk shit during the Stanford game only to watch that last drive + OT in complete silence and horror.
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One game I'm obligated to go to as I bought tickets for all my in-laws who are alums of the visiting school.
After that I threw darts and got Stanford out of it. Cal game was fun last year so who knows.
I seriously hope Arizona schools and Utah and Colorado just go to the big 12.
I would fly to Tempe for that game I guess.
Meanwhile, USC has added a load 4 and 5 star transfers to up their game. Oh that’s right, we don’t play them anymore, they are playing the California schools every year so we Play them occasionally.
No wonder this conference is FUBB. Go ahead and bash me, IDGAF.
Conference realignment?!? WTF does that mean? More balance in the schedule? Is he talking after USC and UCLA leaving? Or fewer night games?
"Let me know if you'd like to chat"?!? How about "I have you booked for a call at 4PM on Tuesday. Is your number still (xxx)xxx-xxxx?" If you'd like to chat?!? I chat with my neighbor taking out the trash. I chat with someone I bump into at the grocery store. I don't fucking 'chat' with some rando email solicitation. Show some goddamned sales skills and have a call to action. We talkin' about 'chatting". Christ.
Text only response to GCFJ: "Like we say, fuck off"
I’m guessing the athletic department is really holding their breath and that this has worked its way up the food chain to the chief financial officer of the UW and that he / she is reporting the debacle to the board of directors at the present time.
So maybe the AD should take a look around at what some of the other schools are doing.
Other than the retarded line to get your vaxx card validated, the Beavlet experience is 10x better with better food and better beer. Definitely a bonus that in one of the bars I was at I got to watch a Duck fan cheer and talk shit during the Stanford game only to watch that last drive + OT in complete silence and horror.