LMFAO at everything about this scenario....
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I hate the mousy look and pale skin. There's nothing wrong with a 17 year old smacking those, but she shouldn't be hot enough to get some dad's riled up. They live in a place with some ugly women if she is put on a pedestal. The story would be a lot better if the chick was actually really hot.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Meh. If I was 17, I'd hit it. Hi NSARoadDawg55 said:
I agree, but from the side pic, that's no big ass. This story sucks because the girl is weak. Where are these people from? Wyoming? South Dakota?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
The brotha's have it right, ass > titsDugtheDoog said:
Notice her date is an African American gentleman.PostGameOrangeSlices said:AZDuck said:This thread, worthless without pics is.



"I’m not responsible for some perverted 45-year-old dad lusting after me because I have a sparkly dress on and a big ass for a teenager. And if you think I am, then maybe you’re part of the problem."
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This explains so much.dnc said:
I can almost guarantee I'm the bored's homeschool superiority guy, having survived homeschool for most of first grade and all of second through seventh. And while there are exceptions here and there, for the most part APAG's got it dialed in.allpurpleallgold said:
I would generally agree with you but this was a "homeschool" prom. People that homeschool are usually the nuttiest of the religious nuts. So, it's plausible.PostGameOrangeSlices said:I really doubt the dads were doing anything other than staring at her ass, and maybe making a comment or two.
It sounds like a female chaperone felt threatened by her, or something along those lines. Highly doubt dads were walking up to a fellow parent and saying "uhhh, excuse me miss, but that blonde chick is giving me and the boys some impure thoughts up on the balcony. it's best she leaves" -
You have no ideaallpurpleallgold said:
This explains so much.dnc said:
I can almost guarantee I'm the bored's homeschool superiority guy, having survived homeschool for most of first grade and all of second through seventh. And while there are exceptions here and there, for the most part APAG's got it dialed in.allpurpleallgold said:
I would generally agree with you but this was a "homeschool" prom. People that homeschool are usually the nuttiest of the religious nuts. So, it's plausible.PostGameOrangeSlices said:I really doubt the dads were doing anything other than staring at her ass, and maybe making a comment or two.
It sounds like a female chaperone felt threatened by her, or something along those lines. Highly doubt dads were walking up to a fellow parent and saying "uhhh, excuse me miss, but that blonde chick is giving me and the boys some impure thoughts up on the balcony. it's best she leaves"
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wowGulagDawg said:
It's not statutory if you pee in her butthole.
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I'm also hearing they cannot arrest a husband and wife for the same crime.GulagDawg said:It's not statutory if you pee in her butthole.

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You live in LA. For a backwater place (probably most of Virginia), she's decent looking. Tom Leykis used to break it down. An Amarillo Texas 8.5 ( not Implying this chick is an 8 .5) is a L.A. 6.RoadDawg55 said:
I hate the mousy look and pale skin. There's nothing wrong with a 17 year old smacking those, but she shouldn't be hot enough to get some dad's riled up. They live in a place with some ugly women if she is put on a pedestal. The story would be a lot better if the chick was actually really hot.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Meh. If I was 17, I'd hit it. Hi NSARoadDawg55 said:
I agree, but from the side pic, that's no big ass. This story sucks because the girl is weak. Where are these people from? Wyoming? South Dakota?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
The brotha's have it right, ass > titsDugtheDoog said:
Notice her date is an African American gentleman.PostGameOrangeSlices said:AZDuck said:This thread, worthless without pics is.



"I’m not responsible for some perverted 45-year-old dad lusting after me because I have a sparkly dress on and a big ass for a teenager. And if you think I am, then maybe you’re part of the problem."
shawty got an ass on her back like she solved world hunger -
LA Face with a big ol ass! Baby got snacks!Fire_Marshall_Bill said:
You live in LA. For a backwater place (probably most of Virginia), she's decent looking. Tom Leykis used to break it down. An Amarillo Texas 8.5 ( not Implying this chick is an 8 .5) is a L.A. 6.RoadDawg55 said:
I hate the mousy look and pale skin. There's nothing wrong with a 17 year old smacking those, but she shouldn't be hot enough to get some dad's riled up. They live in a place with some ugly women if she is put on a pedestal. The story would be a lot better if the chick was actually really hot.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Meh. If I was 17, I'd hit it. Hi NSARoadDawg55 said:
I agree, but from the side pic, that's no big ass. This story sucks because the girl is weak. Where are these people from? Wyoming? South Dakota?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
The brotha's have it right, ass > titsDugtheDoog said:
Notice her date is an African American gentleman.PostGameOrangeSlices said:AZDuck said:This thread, worthless without pics is.



"I’m not responsible for some perverted 45-year-old dad lusting after me because I have a sparkly dress on and a big ass for a teenager. And if you think I am, then maybe you’re part of the problem."
shawty got an ass on her back like she solved world hunger -
Hole new meaning to "make it rain"monroecougdad said:While in the ballroom, Clare reports a group of dads on a balcony above the dance floor were “ogling” the teen girls in attendance, making Clare and her friends feel uncomfortable.
Ogling or jerking off? -
Dude seriously? If she insists on anal, I'm stuffin it in the dump bumps. No questions asked.RoadDawg55 said:
I hate the mousy look and pale skin. There's nothing wrong with a 17 year old smacking those, but she shouldn't be hot enough to get some dad's riled up. They live in a place with some ugly women if she is put on a pedestal. The story would be a lot better if the chick was actually really hot.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Meh. If I was 17, I'd hit it. Hi NSARoadDawg55 said:
I agree, but from the side pic, that's no big ass. This story sucks because the girl is weak. Where are these people from? Wyoming? South Dakota?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
The brotha's have it right, ass > titsDugtheDoog said:
Notice her date is an African American gentleman.PostGameOrangeSlices said:AZDuck said:This thread, worthless without pics is.



"I’m not responsible for some perverted 45-year-old dad lusting after me because I have a sparkly dress on and a big ass for a teenager. And if you think I am, then maybe you’re part of the problem."
shawty got an ass on her back like she solved world hunger
Face doesn't matter when it's anal, or vaginal doggy for that matter. That's what pillows are made for. -
You sound like one of those idiots that fucks ugly chicks and defends it by saying, "Pussy is pussy." There's nothing wrong with fucking that chick. If her date told me he got anal from her, I'd dap him and give him an atta boy. You're a sick fuck though if she's making you think impure thoughts. You could go to a Seattle Prep dance and find way hotter 17 year old's than that average chick.GulagDawg said:
Dude seriously? If she insists on anal, I'm stuffin it in the dump bumps. No questions asked.RoadDawg55 said:
I hate the mousy look and pale skin. There's nothing wrong with a 17 year old smacking those, but she shouldn't be hot enough to get some dad's riled up. They live in a place with some ugly women if she is put on a pedestal. The story would be a lot better if the chick was actually really hot.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Meh. If I was 17, I'd hit it. Hi NSARoadDawg55 said:
I agree, but from the side pic, that's no big ass. This story sucks because the girl is weak. Where are these people from? Wyoming? South Dakota?PostGameOrangeSlices said:
The brotha's have it right, ass > titsDugtheDoog said:
Notice her date is an African American gentleman.PostGameOrangeSlices said:AZDuck said:This thread, worthless without pics is.



"I’m not responsible for some perverted 45-year-old dad lusting after me because I have a sparkly dress on and a big ass for a teenager. And if you think I am, then maybe you’re part of the problem."
shawty got an ass on her back like she solved world hunger
Face doesn't matter when it's anal, or vaginal doggy for that matter. That's what pillows are made for.







