LMFAO at everything about this scenario....

PostGameOrangeSlices

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2014/05/teen-ejected-from-prom-after-dads-experience-impure-thoughts/

AZDuck

This thread, worthless without pics is.

HuskyJW

Daddy Likey

PostGameOrangeSlices

AZDuck said:

This thread, worthless without pics is.

"I’m not responsible for some perverted 45-year-old dad lusting after me because I have a sparkly dress on and a big ass for a teenager. And if you think I am, then maybe you’re part of the problem."

shawty got an ass on her back like she solved world hunger

QuornDawg

While in the ballroom, Clare reports a group of dads on a balcony above the dance floor were “ogling” the teen girls in attendance, making Clare and her friends feel uncomfortable.

Ogling or jerking off?

dnc

monroecougdad said:

While in the ballroom, Clare reports a group of dads on a balcony above the dance floor were “ogling” the teen girls in attendance, making Clare and her friends feel uncomfortable.

Ogling or jerking off?

abundance

PostGameOrangeSlices

I really doubt the dads were doing anything other than staring at her ass, and maybe making a comment or two.

It sounds like a female chaperone felt threatened by her, or something along those lines. Highly doubt dads were walking up to a fellow parent and saying "uhhh, excuse me miss, but that blonde chick is giving me and the boys some impure thoughts up on the balcony. it's best she leaves"

QuornDawg

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

I really doubt the dads were doing anything other than staring at her ass, and maybe making a comment or two.

It sounds like a female chaperone felt threatened by her, or something along those lines. Highly doubt dads were walking up to a fellow parent and saying "uhhh, excuse me miss, but that blonde chick is making me and the boys cream our jeans up on the balcony. it's best she leaves"

Fire_Marshall_Bill

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

I really doubt the dads were doing anything other than staring at her ass, and maybe making a comment or two.

It sounds like a female chaperone felt threatened by her, or something along those lines. Highly doubt dads were walking up to a fellow parent and saying "uhhh, excuse me miss, but that blonde chick is giving me and the boys some impure thoughts up on the balcony. it's best she leaves"

Sounds about right

There are always a few cunts who get jealous.

allpurpleallgold

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

I really doubt the dads were doing anything other than staring at her ass, and maybe making a comment or two.

It sounds like a female chaperone felt threatened by her, or something along those lines. Highly doubt dads were walking up to a fellow parent and saying "uhhh, excuse me miss, but that blonde chick is giving me and the boys some impure thoughts up on the balcony. it's best she leaves"

I would generally agree with you but this was a "homeschool" prom. People that homeschool are usually the nuttiest of the religious nuts. So, it's plausible.

RoadDawg55

HuskyJW said:

Daddy Likey

She's not even hot.

GulagDawg

It's not statutory if you pee in her butthole.

HuskyJW

So?

RoadDawg55 said:

HuskyJW said:

Daddy Likey

She's not even hot.

DugtheDoog

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

AZDuck said:

This thread, worthless without pics is.

"I’m not responsible for some perverted 45-year-old dad lusting after me because I have a sparkly dress on and a big ass for a teenager. And if you think I am, then maybe you’re part of the problem."

shawty got an ass on her back like she solved world hunger

Notice her date is an African American gentleman.

PostGameOrangeSlices

DugtheDoog said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

AZDuck said:

This thread, worthless without pics is.

"I’m not responsible for some perverted 45-year-old dad lusting after me because I have a sparkly dress on and a big ass for a teenager. And if you think I am, then maybe you’re part of the problem."

shawty got an ass on her back like she solved world hunger

Notice her date is an African American gentleman.

The brotha's have it right, ass > tits

RoadDawg55

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

DugtheDoog said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

AZDuck said:

This thread, worthless without pics is.

"I’m not responsible for some perverted 45-year-old dad lusting after me because I have a sparkly dress on and a big ass for a teenager. And if you think I am, then maybe you’re part of the problem."

shawty got an ass on her back like she solved world hunger

Notice her date is an African American gentleman.

The brotha's have it right, ass > tits

I agree, but from the side pic, that's no big ass. This story sucks because the girl is weak. Where are these people from? Wyoming? South Dakota?

dnc

DugtheDoog said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

AZDuck said:

This thread, worthless without pics is.

"I’m not responsible for some perverted 45-year-old dad lusting after me because I have a sparkly dress on and a big ass for a teenager. And if you think I am, then maybe you’re part of the problem."

shawty got an ass on her back like she solved world hunger

Notice her date is an African American gentleman.

Disagree. Looks like a white dude with a tan to me. Maybe Messican. Not even close to dark enough to be a brotha.

PostGameOrangeSlices

RoadDawg55 said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

DugtheDoog said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

AZDuck said:

This thread, worthless without pics is.

"I’m not responsible for some perverted 45-year-old dad lusting after me because I have a sparkly dress on and a big ass for a teenager. And if you think I am, then maybe you’re part of the problem."

shawty got an ass on her back like she solved world hunger

Notice her date is an African American gentleman.

The brotha's have it right, ass > tits

I agree, but from the side pic, that's no big ass. This story sucks because the girl is weak. Where are these people from? Wyoming? South Dakota?

Meh. If I was 17, I'd hit it. Hi NSA

[Deleted User]

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

RoadDawg55 said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

DugtheDoog said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

AZDuck said:

This thread, worthless without pics is.

"I’m not responsible for some perverted 45-year-old dad lusting after me because I have a sparkly dress on and a big ass for a teenager. And if you think I am, then maybe you’re part of the problem."

shawty got an ass on her back like she solved world hunger

Notice her date is an African American gentleman.

The brotha's have it right, ass > tits

I agree, but from the side pic, that's no big ass. This story sucks because the girl is weak. Where are these people from? Wyoming? South Dakota?

Meh. If I was 17, I'd hit it. Hi NSA

RoadDawg never said he wouldn't hit it if he was 17. He is just saying she isn't so hot to create an uproar.

Sounds like you might need to learn the difference and stop being a twister.

doogsinparadise

RoadDawg55 said:

HuskyJW said:

Daddy Likey

She's not even hot.

That's a nine in fuckall, Virginny

dnc

allpurpleallgold said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

I really doubt the dads were doing anything other than staring at her ass, and maybe making a comment or two.

It sounds like a female chaperone felt threatened by her, or something along those lines. Highly doubt dads were walking up to a fellow parent and saying "uhhh, excuse me miss, but that blonde chick is giving me and the boys some impure thoughts up on the balcony. it's best she leaves"

I would generally agree with you but this was a "homeschool" prom. People that homeschool are usually the nuttiest of the religious nuts. So, it's plausible.

I can almost guarantee I'm the bored's homeschool superiority guy, having survived homeschool for most of first grade and all of second through seventh. And while there are exceptions here and there, for the most part APAG's got it dialed in.