My ALL TIME favourite DESIGNER MEN'S fragrances!

DerekJohnson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmCpZ7_Mr6o

huskyhooligan

I just assume Old Spice is #1.

YellowSnow

Nothing is worse than a perfumed man.

@PurpleBaze why do you guys put on so much damn perfume?

PurpleBaze

YellowSnow said:

Nothing is worse than a perfumed man.

@PurpleBaze why do you guys put on so much damn perfume?

It's really more of an Arab thing.

It's fucking hot, they sweat, & they try to cover up the funky BO. Just what I'm hearing; don't twist.

With that said, MEs generally tend to do things to the extreme. A lot of perfume, gold everything, big fancy cars, blowing shit up, etc.

RaceBannon

No one wants to smell like goat pussy

YellowSnow

RaceBannon said:

No one wants to smell like goat pussy

*goat anus

Fishpo31

https://images.app.goo.gl/v9fpeubo7uZRdY8WA

huskyhooligan said:

I just assume Old Spice is #1.

Brings back memories of my folks bathroom cabinet…for the length of my life’s memory, next to the Old Spice was a bottle of Hai (Haie?) Karate…never saw the old man use either, ever, and they remained until we cleaned out the house upon sale…

PurpleBaze

YellowSnow said:

RaceBannon said:

No one wants to smell like goat pussy

*goat anus

*anoos

DerekJohnson

I own a lot of aftershave. My favs include Ol' Kentucky Bourbon and Chocolate Bourbon.

Swaye

I just rub some beard oil in like a boss. My favorite is Southern Tobacco from Warlord.

PurpleThrobber

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d8/dc/de/d8dcdedbc4d5637c3f1f04ae877d6e55.jpg



Ride or die with Aqua Velva, bitches.

TurdBomber

Wife typically doesn't like fragrances. But I splashed on some cheap Brut shit on the way to dinner a couple months back after working in the yard and she said, "you smell good."

Been junk-splashing it ever since.

chuck

I remember my fragrance phase...barely. I was in my early teens.

Polo was what impressed all the little hussies back then. I used to drench myself in it.

TurdBomber

chuck said:

I remember my fragrance phase...barely. I was in my early teens.

Polo was what impressed all the little hussies back then. I used to drench myself in it.

Polo devastated the HS women. Had a blue-eyed blonde hottie friend basically motorboat me once when I was wearing it.

If only I knew how to respond to that BITD.

StLouisDawg

No one else went through bottles of drakkar noire? That and a shirt that lit up under UV lights and you were guaranteed to get laid at Fish House Charlie’s in Edmonds, especially the weekend after the welfare checks came in.

RaceBannon

StLouisDawg said:

No one else went through bottles of drakkar noire? That and a shirt that lit up under UV lights and you were guaranteed to get laid at Fish House Charlie’s in Edmonds, especially the weekend after the welfare checks came in.

I did

TurdBomber

StLouisDawg said:

No one else went through bottles of drakkar noire? That and a shirt that lit up under UV lights and you were guaranteed to get laid at Fish House Charlie’s in Edmonds, especially the weekend after the welfare checks came in.

Fishhouse Fuckin' Charlies.

50 hotties doing the Electric Slide in miniskirts.

And they were all real back then.

Fenderbender123

MikeDamone

The fact Sex Panther hasn’t been mentioned in a week that this thread has existed is sad. It’s upsetting how far the Shoppe has fallen.

Also, @PurpleBaze is a rag head?

PurpleBaze

MikeDamone said:

The fact Sex Panther hasn’t been mentioned in a week that this thread has existed is sad. It’s upsetting how far the Shoppe has fallen.

Also, @PurpleBaze is a rag head?

This is a revelation to you?

DerekJohnson

MikeDamone said:

The fact Sex Panther hasn’t been mentioned in a week that this thread has existed is sad. It’s upsetting how far the Shoppe has fallen.

Also, @PurpleBaze is a rag head?

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