c/o whlinder

creepycoug

I'm just gonna say it: chicks who are super into sports seldom if ever pull it off and it's always awkward and forced. I went to her Twitter and she's awkward and weird. It's not natural. She needs a different hobby.

Pitchfork51

creepycoug said:

I'm just gonna say it: chicks who are super into sports seldom if ever pull it off and it's always awkward and forced. I went to her Twitter and she's awkward and weird. It's not natural. She needs a different hobby.

Yeah no one cares

WoolleyDoog

I'd rather hang out with a Duck fan at Disneyland than a Sounders/soccer fan anywhere.

LB_33

WoolleyDoog said:

I'd rather hang out with a Duck fan at Disneyland than a Sounders/soccer fan anywhere.

That’s like saying you’d rather get a finger in the ass instead of a prostate exam.

Both suck

PurpleBaze

LB_33 said:

WoolleyDoog said:

I'd rather hang out with a Duck fan at Disneyland than a Sounders/soccer fan anywhere.

That’s like saying you’d rather get a finger in the ass instead of a prostate exam.

Both suck

@CFetters_Nacho_Lover gives prostate exams.

Big fat fingers and he uses nacho cheese sauce for lube.

WoolleyDoog

LB_33 said:

WoolleyDoog said:

I'd rather hang out with a Duck fan at Disneyland than a Sounders/soccer fan anywhere.

That’s like saying you’d rather get a finger in the ass instead of a prostate exam.

Both suck

Here's the thing though and I have some real world experience with it. Outside of college football, I probably have way more in common with the Duck football fan, than the general population, especially in the Northwest, which is getting filled up with fake soccer fans and the kind of people who like soccer.

1to392831weretaken

WoolleyDoog said:

LB_33 said:

WoolleyDoog said:

I'd rather hang out with a Duck fan at Disneyland than a Sounders/soccer fan anywhere.

That’s like saying you’d rather get a finger in the ass instead of a prostate exam.

Both suck

Here's the thing though and I have some real world experience with it. Outside of college football, I probably have way more in common with the Duck football fan, than the general population, especially in the Northwest, which is getting filled up with fake soccer fans and the kind of people who like soccer.

So either you're a big fan of meth or you prefer fake football fans to fake soccer fans. Got it.

FireCohen

PurpleBaze said:

LB_33 said:

WoolleyDoog said:

I'd rather hang out with a Duck fan at Disneyland than a Sounders/soccer fan anywhere.

That’s like saying you’d rather get a finger in the ass instead of a prostate exam.

Both suck

@CFetters_Nacho_Lover gives prostate exams.

Big fat fingers and he uses nacho cheese sauce for lube.

Sounds GAY….I am in

creepycoug

let me add that we should not be bothering @whlinder with non-Sean Taylor posts. He has better things to do than the malarkey.

YellowSnow

WoolleyDoog said:

I'd rather hang out with a Duck fan at Disneyland than a Sounders/soccer fan anywhere.

I'm going on a mt bike ride this evening with a Ducktard.

YellowSnow

creepycoug said:

I'm just gonna say it: chicks who are super into sports seldom if ever pull it off and it's always awkward and forced. I went to her Twitter and she's awkward and weird. It's not natural. She needs a different hobby.

I concur @creepycoug . Hyper sportball dork chicks are even worse than the male variety.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

FireCohen said:

PurpleBaze said:

LB_33 said:

WoolleyDoog said:

I'd rather hang out with a Duck fan at Disneyland than a Sounders/soccer fan anywhere.

That’s like saying you’d rather get a finger in the ass instead of a prostate exam.

Both suck

@CFetters_Nacho_Lover gives prostate exams.

Big fat fingers and he uses nacho cheese sauce for lube.

Sounds GAY….I am in

Different thread

PurpleThrobber

If I like my prostate milking massage, can I keep it?

FireCohen

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

FireCohen said:

PurpleBaze said:

LB_33 said:

WoolleyDoog said:

I'd rather hang out with a Duck fan at Disneyland than a Sounders/soccer fan anywhere.

That’s like saying you’d rather get a finger in the ass instead of a prostate exam.

Both suck

@CFetters_Nacho_Lover gives prostate exams.

Big fat fingers and he uses nacho cheese sauce for lube.

Sounds GAY….I am in

Different thread

Still funny after 23rd time

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

https://twitter.com/DaStanfordTree/status/1542728234072248320

TheHB

PurpleThrobber said:

If I like my prostate milking massage, can I keep it?

My old doc was retiring, and after giving me the one finger salute for the last time, he told me I should really get a female doctor because they have smaller fingers.