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  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781

    dannarc said:

    I love cutting, splitting, stacking, and burning firewood. The Mrs looked at me like I was a caveman when we first met, now she loves wood heat and would never go back. Fiskars makes a badass maul I think it's the x27 or some shit like that. Sledge and wedge for big stuff, hydro are great if you have 4+ cords to do quickly. As far as firewood drill bits go, fuck off

    It’s very therapeutic. My Dad made me the official fire builder / tender of our family when I was in HS. Utah piñon pine is a fantastic firewood btw. Burns like oak or any number of hardwoods.
    A pine that burns like an oak.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,435 Founders Club

    dannarc said:

    I love cutting, splitting, stacking, and burning firewood. The Mrs looked at me like I was a caveman when we first met, now she loves wood heat and would never go back. Fiskars makes a badass maul I think it's the x27 or some shit like that. Sledge and wedge for big stuff, hydro are great if you have 4+ cords to do quickly. As far as firewood drill bits go, fuck off

    It’s very therapeutic. My Dad made me the official fire builder / tender of our family when I was in HS. Utah piñon pine is a fantastic firewood btw. Burns like oak or any number of hardwoods.
    A pine that burns like an oak.
    Piñon pine among firewood experts is known as the hardwood of softwoods.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,435 Founders Club

    I have soft supple thighs and a gas fireplace now.

    But back in the olden days, I favored a wood grenade and sledge hammer.


    I bought myself a wood grenade and this beautiful Fiskars hammer thing to smash stuff. The hammer weighs about 5 lbs and is the perfect size for splitting wood in combination with the grenade.



    Looks tuff but how do you swing that thing John Henry style ? Looks too short
    I swing it like I’m the god of fucking thunder
    Lotta "mass" behind that swing, big fella!
  • CFetters_Nacho_LoverCFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,379 Founders Club

    I have soft supple thighs and a gas fireplace now.

    But back in the olden days, I favored a wood grenade and sledge hammer.


    I bought myself a wood grenade and this beautiful Fiskars hammer thing to smash stuff. The hammer weighs about 5 lbs and is the perfect size for splitting wood in combination with the grenade.



    Looks tuff but how do you swing that thing John Henry style ? Looks too short
    I swing it like I’m the god of fucking thunder
    Lotta "mass" behind that swing, big fella!
    You get me. I’m also only splitting 1-2 logs at a time and doing so inside my garage so a smaller handle works well.
  • chuckchuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,056 Swaye's Wigwam
    Man, I actually miss chopping wood with a maul. I could pace myself and chop all day if it was wood that split cleanly and didnt require standing back up too much. All the bending and standing is more tiring than swinging a maul.

    It was the moving and stacking and mess that I burnt out on. My old house required 5-6 cord to get through a winter. My Dad and brother ran a loader logging operation and would trailer loads of nice logs to me when a few would build up around the landing, or even pile a load into a dump truck and send it my way. I'd get amazing mixes especially when they were in Oregon... giant Chinkapin, Tamarac, and mixed fir, and they'd selectively send the nice 1.5-2' diameter stuff that split easily without using a wedge.

    Kinda miss it at times, kinda don't miss it at all most of the time.
  • TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,971 Standard Supporter

    8 lbs of wood murderer. Wouldn't use anything else.

    Do keep a 4lb Estwing hand maul for kindling, too.

    Murderous Combo.
  • TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,971 Standard Supporter
    edited June 2022
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,226 Standard Supporter
    You all realize you can buy wood already split from the poors, right?



  • TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,971 Standard Supporter

    You all realize you can buy wood already split from the poors, right?

    Firewood Slut!
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,435 Founders Club

    You all realize you can buy wood already split from the poors, right?



    You call yourself a mountain man ?
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,226 Standard Supporter

    You all realize you can buy wood already split from the poors, right?



    You call yourself a mountain man ?
    A wealthy mountain man.

  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,435 Founders Club

    You all realize you can buy wood already split from the poors, right?



    You call yourself a mountain man ?
    A wealthy mountain man.

    My ex father in law, was the wealthiest mountain man I ever knew. He’s probably helping buy players for Montana as we speak. That guy used to love splitting wood.
  • Bad_MotherDuckerBad_MotherDucker Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,323 Swaye's Wigwam
    I’m with Throbber. Sub that shit out.


  • dannarcdannarc Member Posts: 2,412
    edited June 2022


    All solid frame, the head will not eventually fall off or break when you shank a piece of wood

    12lbs
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,435 Founders Club

    You all realize you can buy wood already split from the poors, right?



    You call yourself a mountain man ?
    A wealthy mountain man.

    I'll add too that splitting wood is some of the greatest exercise of all time. MILFs don't want a Charmin soft, mountain man.


  • TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,971 Standard Supporter
    edited June 2022

    You all realize you can buy wood already split from the poors, right?

    You call yourself a mountain man ?
    A wealthy mountain man.

    My ex father in law, was the wealthiest mountain man I ever knew. He’s probably helping buy players for Montana as we speak. That guy used to love splitting wood.
    What's his running tab at The Depot?

    Walk-Ons eat at the Double Front, I hear.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,435 Founders Club

    You all realize you can buy wood already split from the poors, right?

    You call yourself a mountain man ?
    A wealthy mountain man.

    My ex father in law, was the wealthiest mountain man I ever knew. He’s probably helping buy players for Montana as we speak. That guy used to love splitting wood.
    What's his running tab at The Depot?

    Walk-Ons eat at the Double Front, I hear.
    Stockman's was his scene if I recall. I've watched a few games from a luxury suite at Grizzly stadium.
  • Number1AtNumber2Number1AtNumber2 Member Posts: 31
    dannarc said:

    I love cutting, splitting, stacking, and burning firewood. The Mrs looked at me like I was a caveman when we first met, now she loves wood heat and would never go back. Fiskars makes a badass maul I think it's the x27 or some shit like that. Sledge and wedge for big stuff, hydro are great if you have 4+ cords to do quickly. As far as firewood drill bits go, fuck off

    I agree that the Fiskars X27 is the best out there. It is light enough that you can swing it all day but heavy enough to split a big log. I do have to resort to a wedge and a sledge sometimes. I like to do it myself at my pace. It is good exercise but more importantly it makes your fire better. No way am I going to let rip a giant fire on a cold June night like I did last weekend if I am paying for it with my hard earned payday lending money.

    I burn all of these two woodsheds every year.


  • chuckchuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,056 Swaye's Wigwam

    dannarc said:

    I love cutting, splitting, stacking, and burning firewood. The Mrs looked at me like I was a caveman when we first met, now she loves wood heat and would never go back. Fiskars makes a badass maul I think it's the x27 or some shit like that. Sledge and wedge for big stuff, hydro are great if you have 4+ cords to do quickly. As far as firewood drill bits go, fuck off

    I agree that the Fiskars X27 is the best out there. It is light enough that you can swing it all day but heavy enough to split a big log. I do have to resort to a wedge and a sledge sometimes. I like to do it myself at my pace. It is good exercise but more importantly it makes your fire better. No way am I going to let rip a giant fire on a cold June night like I did last weekend if I am paying for it with my hard earned payday lending money.

    I burn all of these two woodsheds every year.


    That's a lot of weight for a Chevy.
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