Question for my wood choppers
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You call yourself a mountain man ?PurpleThrobber said:You all realize you can buy wood already split from the poors, right?
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A wealthy mountain man.YellowSnow said:
You call yourself a mountain man ?PurpleThrobber said:You all realize you can buy wood already split from the poors, right?
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My ex father in law, was the wealthiest mountain man I ever knew. He’s probably helping buy players for Montana as we speak. That guy used to love splitting wood.PurpleThrobber said:
A wealthy mountain man.YellowSnow said:
You call yourself a mountain man ?PurpleThrobber said:You all realize you can buy wood already split from the poors, right?
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I’m with Throbber. Sub that shit out.
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All solid frame, the head will not eventually fall off or break when you shank a piece of wood
12lbs
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I'll add too that splitting wood is some of the greatest exercise of all time. MILFs don't want a Charmin soft, mountain man.PurpleThrobber said:
A wealthy mountain man.YellowSnow said:
You call yourself a mountain man ?PurpleThrobber said:You all realize you can buy wood already split from the poors, right?
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What's his running tab at The Depot?YellowSnow said:
My ex father in law, was the wealthiest mountain man I ever knew. He’s probably helping buy players for Montana as we speak. That guy used to love splitting wood.PurpleThrobber said:
A wealthy mountain man.YellowSnow said:
You call yourself a mountain man ?PurpleThrobber said:You all realize you can buy wood already split from the poors, right?
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Stockman's was his scene if I recall. I've watched a few games from a luxury suite at Grizzly stadium.TurdBomber said:
What's his running tab at The Depot?YellowSnow said:
My ex father in law, was the wealthiest mountain man I ever knew. He’s probably helping buy players for Montana as we speak. That guy used to love splitting wood.PurpleThrobber said:
A wealthy mountain man.YellowSnow said:
You call yourself a mountain man ?PurpleThrobber said:You all realize you can buy wood already split from the poors, right?
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I agree that the Fiskars X27 is the best out there. It is light enough that you can swing it all day but heavy enough to split a big log. I do have to resort to a wedge and a sledge sometimes. I like to do it myself at my pace. It is good exercise but more importantly it makes your fire better. No way am I going to let rip a giant fire on a cold June night like I did last weekend if I am paying for it with my hard earned payday lending money.dannarc said:I love cutting, splitting, stacking, and burning firewood. The Mrs looked at me like I was a caveman when we first met, now she loves wood heat and would never go back. Fiskars makes a badass maul I think it's the x27 or some shit like that. Sledge and wedge for big stuff, hydro are great if you have 4+ cords to do quickly. As far as firewood drill bits go, fuck off
I burn all of these two woodsheds every year.
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That's a lot of weight for a Chevy.Number1AtNumber2 said:
I agree that the Fiskars X27 is the best out there. It is light enough that you can swing it all day but heavy enough to split a big log. I do have to resort to a wedge and a sledge sometimes. I like to do it myself at my pace. It is good exercise but more importantly it makes your fire better. No way am I going to let rip a giant fire on a cold June night like I did last weekend if I am paying for it with my hard earned payday lending money.dannarc said:I love cutting, splitting, stacking, and burning firewood. The Mrs looked at me like I was a caveman when we first met, now she loves wood heat and would never go back. Fiskars makes a badass maul I think it's the x27 or some shit like that. Sledge and wedge for big stuff, hydro are great if you have 4+ cords to do quickly. As far as firewood drill bits go, fuck off
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Stood there boldlychuck said:
That's a lot of weight for a Chevy.Number1AtNumber2 said:
I agree that the Fiskars X27 is the best out there. It is light enough that you can swing it all day but heavy enough to split a big log. I do have to resort to a wedge and a sledge sometimes. I like to do it myself at my pace. It is good exercise but more importantly it makes your fire better. No way am I going to let rip a giant fire on a cold June night like I did last weekend if I am paying for it with my hard earned payday lending money.dannarc said:I love cutting, splitting, stacking, and burning firewood. The Mrs looked at me like I was a caveman when we first met, now she loves wood heat and would never go back. Fiskars makes a badass maul I think it's the x27 or some shit like that. Sledge and wedge for big stuff, hydro are great if you have 4+ cords to do quickly. As far as firewood drill bits go, fuck off
I burn all of these two woodsheds every year.
Sweatin' in the sun
Felt like a million
Felt like number one
The height of summer
I'd never felt that strong
Like a rock
I was 18
Didn't have a care
Working for peanuts
Not a dime to spare
But I was lean and
Solid everywhere
Like a rock
My hands were steady
My eyes were clear and bright
My walk had purpose
My steps were quick and light
And I held firmly
To what I felt was right
Like a rock
Like a rock, I was strong as I could be
Like a rock, nothin' ever got to me
Like a rock, I was something to see
Like a rock
And I stood arrow straight
Unencumbered by the weight
Of all these hustlers and their schemes
I stood proud, I stood tall
High above it all
I still believed in my dreams
20 years now
Where'd they go?
20 years
I don't know
I sit and I wonder sometimes
Where they've gone
And sometimes late at night
Oh, when I'm bathed in the firelight
The moon comes callin' a ghostly white
And I recall
I recall
Like a rock, standin' arrow straight
Like a rock, chargin' from the gate
Like a rock, carryin' the weight
Like a rock
Oh, like a rock, the sun upon my skin
Like a rock, hard against the wind
Like a rock, I see myself again
Like a rock
Oh, like a rock
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That's a lot of weight for a Chevy.
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So like this, but just way fatter?CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I swing it like I’m the god of fucking thunderYellowSnow said:
Looks tuff but how do you swing that thing John Henry style ? Looks too shortCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I bought myself a wood grenade and this beautiful Fiskars hammer thing to smash stuff. The hammer weighs about 5 lbs and is the perfect size for splitting wood in combination with the grenade.YellowSnow said:I have soft supple thighs and a gas fireplace now.
But back in the olden days, I favored a wood grenade and sledge hammer.
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They based this version of the character on me:Swaye said:
So like this, but just way fatter?CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I swing it like I’m the god of fucking thunderYellowSnow said:
Looks tuff but how do you swing that thing John Henry style ? Looks too shortCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I bought myself a wood grenade and this beautiful Fiskars hammer thing to smash stuff. The hammer weighs about 5 lbs and is the perfect size for splitting wood in combination with the grenade.YellowSnow said:I have soft supple thighs and a gas fireplace now.
But back in the olden days, I favored a wood grenade and sledge hammer.
