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What I'm hearing from the Ducktards

YellowSnow
YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,271 Founders Club
So between Little PissSnow 1.0 and 2.0 there are always a shit ton of little kid b-day parties at local indoor trampoline and other sports ball type facilities. And despite my caring about college football phase being in the past, I still usually rock my 70's era Don James hat and talk shit to the various Ducktard dads.

Yesterday, I'm picking up from a b-day party and start chatting with one of the Ducktards who went to the Oregon spring game and he claimed they had like 47,000 in attendance. I was shocked but a quick fact check verified he was only slightly exaggerating. The correct figure was 42,000, which is good for 5th best in the country so far for 2022.

There is no hope for us? Pea patch this mother fucker already.

https://duckswire.usatoday.com/lists/where-the-oregon-ducks-rank-among-teams-with-highest-spring-game-attendance-in-2022/
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  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,277
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,271 Founders Club

    There's something to be said about a program drawing 42k to a Spring Game, but can you imagine being a big enough loser to be one of those 42k people?

    I was a spring practice game attendee until recently, but it was 10 mins from my house so no biggie.
  • Quietcowskee
    Quietcowskee Member Posts: 4,218 Standard Supporter
    HuskyJW said:

    42K JFC



    Welcome to Autzschwitz?
  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    You can’t expect UW to compete with Oregon since we have a first year coach. He needs time to get his guys in there.
  • DucksFC
    DucksFC Member Posts: 4,094
    Unless YOU have proof in HAND...it’s speculation for YOU. ‘Those who know’....meaning YOU are not a ‘THOSE’. I didn’t create the English language but ‘speculation’ is pretty cut and dry. Unless you are an eye witness, YOU are speculating. Word of mouth is not proof.
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,559
    edited April 2022
    That was the announced attendance. The above picture is of the north stands. The south stands were even more sparse. I'd be shocked if there were in reality 30k in attendance. Still not horrible, but nothing special. The real number is about 25k in my opinion.
  • DucksFC
    DucksFC Member Posts: 4,094

    That was the announced attendance. The above picture is of the north stands. The south stands were even more sparse. I'd be shocked if there were in reality 30k in attendance. Still not horrible, but nothing special. The real number is about 25k in my opinion.

    Lol the fuck it was that low.

    I understand shitting on our fanbase but there definitely was over 30k minimum there.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,271 Founders Club
    TheHB said:

    Hell, if I lived in Eugene, I'd go -- and I'm a Husky. What the fuck else is there to do there besides smoke weed and talk shit?

    Lil Piss actually asked me to take him to the Duck spring game. If it was a 1 hr drive instead of 2.5 I might have gone.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    DucksFC said:

    Unless YOU have proof in HAND...it’s speculation for YOU. ‘Those who know’....meaning YOU are not a ‘THOSE’. I didn’t create the English language but ‘speculation’ is pretty cut and dry. Unless you are an eye witness, YOU are speculating. Word of mouth is not proof.

    This is my fav copypasta here
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    LawDawg1 said:

    DucksFC said:

    That was the announced attendance. The above picture is of the north stands. The south stands were even more sparse. I'd be shocked if there were in reality 30k in attendance. Still not horrible, but nothing special. The real number is about 25k in my opinion.

    Lol the fuck it was that low.

    I understand shitting on our fanbase but there definitely was over 30k minimum there.
    Nothing better than seeing two quacks duck it out on a UW-hating bored.
    I feel like two ducks quack it out is better phrasing
  • DucksFC
    DucksFC Member Posts: 4,094

    LawDawg1 said:

    DucksFC said:

    That was the announced attendance. The above picture is of the north stands. The south stands were even more sparse. I'd be shocked if there were in reality 30k in attendance. Still not horrible, but nothing special. The real number is about 25k in my opinion.

    Lol the fuck it was that low.

    I understand shitting on our fanbase but there definitely was over 30k minimum there.
    Nothing better than seeing two quacks duck it out on a UW-hating bored.
    I feel like two ducks quack it out is better phrasing
    *quack it up
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    edited April 2022


    Tequilla said:

    TheHB said:

    Hell, if I lived in Eugene, I'd go -- and I'm a Husky. What the fuck else is there to do there besides smoke weed and talk shit?

    Lil Piss actually asked me to take him to the Duck spring game. If it was a 1 hr drive instead of 2.5 I might have gone.
    Let’s count the ways you are failing as a parent …
    My kids are living a quality of life unimaginable in Seattle. But yes, the kiddy Ducktard presence down here is skrong.
    Yeah




    But still


    Your real life cred means nothing. It's all about your internet message board cred I'm hearing
  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,559
    edited April 2022
    DucksFC said:

    That was the announced attendance. The above picture is of the north stands. The south stands were even more sparse. I'd be shocked if there were in reality 30k in attendance. Still not horrible, but nothing special. The real number is about 25k in my opinion.

    Lol the fuck it was that low.

    I understand shitting on our fanbase but there definitely was over 30k minimum there.


    You might be right actually. The picture I saw might have been from pre game warmups.

    Because this does look rather full
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,887 Founders Club


    Tequilla said:

    TheHB said:

    Hell, if I lived in Eugene, I'd go -- and I'm a Husky. What the fuck else is there to do there besides smoke weed and talk shit?

    Lil Piss actually asked me to take him to the Duck spring game. If it was a 1 hr drive instead of 2.5 I might have gone.
    Let’s count the ways you are failing as a parent …
    My kids are living a quality of life unimaginable in Seattle. But yes, the kiddy Ducktard presence down here is skrong.
    Groomers

  • RatherBeBrewing
    RatherBeBrewing Member Posts: 1,557
    I was there. I’m forced to attend a few baseball games per year, as the ol’ ball and chain is actually a time traveling 1950s Italian kid from the Bronx and is one of dozens of people who still like baseball. They played Wazzu, I had an exchange of words with a Cuog parent who had been hitting the Coors Light. And probably his wife.

    Anyway, 40+ k seems about right. Perfect weather for this time of year. Someone close to the recruit seating area was puffing up a storm. Ty Thompson sucks, Bo Nix is good, Butterfield is maybe good. I hope Troy Franklin doesn’t flip, because he and some of the receivers didn’t look like shit which was a nice change of pace. DJ Johnson is back on defense and was the best player on the field.


  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,271 Founders Club
    Tequilla said:

    TheHB said:

    Hell, if I lived in Eugene, I'd go -- and I'm a Husky. What the fuck else is there to do there besides smoke weed and talk shit?

    Lil Piss actually asked me to take him to the Duck spring game. If it was a 1 hr drive instead of 2.5 I might have gone.
    Let’s count the ways you are failing as a parent …
    I should add that UW out of state tuition is 240 percent more now - adjusted for inflation - than when I was accepted.

    And I don’t have @creepycoug like wealth to throw at faggy D3 elite private school academis.
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098


    Tequilla said:

    TheHB said:

    Hell, if I lived in Eugene, I'd go -- and I'm a Husky. What the fuck else is there to do there besides smoke weed and talk shit?

    Lil Piss actually asked me to take him to the Duck spring game. If it was a 1 hr drive instead of 2.5 I might have gone.
    Let’s count the ways you are failing as a parent …
    I should add that UW out of state tuition is 240 percent more now - adjusted for inflation - than when I was accepted.

    And I don’t have @creepycoug like wealth to throw at faggy D3 elite private school academis.
    The irony is that the Lil Pissers have a better chance of attending UW now than they did before the move
  • ntxduck
    ntxduck Member Posts: 6,136
    DucksFC said:

    LawDawg1 said:

    DucksFC said:

    That was the announced attendance. The above picture is of the north stands. The south stands were even more sparse. I'd be shocked if there were in reality 30k in attendance. Still not horrible, but nothing special. The real number is about 25k in my opinion.

    Lol the fuck it was that low.

    I understand shitting on our fanbase but there definitely was over 30k minimum there.
    Nothing better than seeing two quacks duck it out on a UW-hating bored.
    I feel like two ducks quack it out is better phrasing
    *quack it up
    @dnc gif plz
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823

    DucksFC said:

    Unless YOU have proof in HAND...it’s speculation for YOU. ‘Those who know’....meaning YOU are not a ‘THOSE’. I didn’t create the English language but ‘speculation’ is pretty cut and dry. Unless you are an eye witness, YOU are speculating. Word of mouth is not proof.

    This is my fav copypasta here
    I have some very strong opinions on what you said here … some of it I’m not 100% sure I want to completely elaborate on

    I need to think about if I want to publicly put out some of the info I’ve heard the last few hours and connecting the dots on what I think happened

    I will keep you posted
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    edited April 2022
    Tequilla said:


    Tequilla said:

    TheHB said:

    Hell, if I lived in Eugene, I'd go -- and I'm a Husky. What the fuck else is there to do there besides smoke weed and talk shit?

    Lil Piss actually asked me to take him to the Duck spring game. If it was a 1 hr drive instead of 2.5 I might have gone.
    Let’s count the ways you are failing as a parent …
    I should add that UW out of state tuition is 240 percent more now - adjusted for inflation - than when I was accepted.

    And I don’t have @creepycoug like wealth to throw at faggy D3 elite private school academis.
    The irony is that the Lil Pissers have a better chance of attending UW now than they did before the move
    Best part, piss snow going to go broke sending his kid out of state haha